Amelia Perrin #2

[observor1108]

Amelia Four Million Advent Calendars Perrin

 

[Netcurtains]

The kind of pic that looks worse for having edited it! Does anyone really believe she has a waist the width of her head when there's a belly shelf sitting on top of her thighs?!

The belly shelf!!!! I can’t unsee it now she looks like a beige butternut squash
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WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS? How can an image be so badly edited and also so unflattering. Honey, please!

It’s also the flesh coloured bra poking out the top that does it for me

 

[BanditHealer]

Amelia in the comments of the Are we dating the same guy London Facebook group on a post about grimy looking ex vice writer Tom Usher.
She said she hasn't been involved with him but recognised him. I think the post about him cheating has reminded her of when she dated another dirty vice writer.

Interesting, I remember this guy being really annoying on Twitter and writing about all kinds of shit for Vice. Though that could be any Vice "journalist" really.

 

[queenofsheba1234]

She’s gonna dislocate something with all that contorting

 

[Netcurtains]

omg the photo editing!! Why has she tried to make her body look like a butternut squash

 

[Kat_Valentine]

The best is the pic of her alone with the birthday cake. Isn’t it supposed to be her daughter’s birthday?

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

That first picture on her latest grid post really highlights how much she’s messed with her face :/

 

[Polkadot123]

New thread
Amelia is now single and back to posting thirst traps for old pervs

 

[Kat_Valentine]

She’s not the size of the house in the slightest, but she’s definitely not as small as she used to be, which is fine. She also edits her pics, she looks q big in those recent pics from her works Xmas party

 

[queenofsheba1234]

I think the problem is when you’re in your teens/early 20s often your metabolism is incredible but it eventually slows down (I used to eat like half a pack of biscuits daily in my teens and never gained an ounce ) - and this has happened to her. She still looks fab but she still eats like she’s got a teenage metabolism, which she doesn’t, and she still dresses like she did when she was lighter with the bodycon etc.

 

[tootootoot]

I’m fucking howling that she’s posted a sponsored post with the local chippie

Omg my life goals ngl

 

[lotsofopinions]

Yes Iris, seems like a good shout !!

 

[observor1108]

Aster at school in a few years:

‘So what Valentine’s Day gifts did you get from your mum? I got…’

Other kids: ….what?

I was thinking this! It’s so nice she can do that for her daughter but ultimately what if Aster does fall in love with a lovely povvo man/woman in the future and they can’t get her 100 presents?

 

[4dominoes]

She comes across as uncomfortable with her body since she’s gained weight and I don’t think she can find her style, to be fair she previously looked good in almost anything. I’ve struggled with this myself in the past and I’ve looked back on outfits and realised I’m dressed like someone’s auntie.

I think it’s true that she’s struggling to feel comfortable in her new body (though I’m personally glad she has bought some new clothes that fit rather than continuing to try and squeeze into her old size 6 bodycons). However her style has always been terrible!! I still remember the big ruffley printed dresses with Nike air force ones
as well as the all bodycon all the time phase. She used to coast off having an amazing body, for sure, but she’s never had a good eye for style/fashion/dressing.

She’s really good at makeup though! I used to enjoy her beauty content and think that’s something she could bring back.

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

The contorted poses she does are completely insane. She probably has a great figure without, I don't understand the need to make herself look so... weird? No man can think she actually looks like that, surely.

Especially in the recent story with a normie standing like a normal human being. Makes it look even more deranged and uncomfortable.

 

[Cherry05]

With her pale skin and dark hair she would look much more striking if she actually wore colours. She always looks so washed out

 

[observor1108]

I am laughing so hard at the thought of her Mum taking these skims dress pictures in front of the tree. it’s giving Brentwood Jenner.

 

[ImClaustrophobicDarren411]

If you don’t want to read about “the intricacies of being a childhood actor”/the abuse she went through… then perhaps don’t read an autobiography about a childhood actor who was abused??? Incredibly weird post

Her writing is poor standard, and why would she make a joke out of someone’s trauma?

 

[youguyzzz]

Wait isn't this the one she went on holiday with after they broke up?

Also not being funny but who the fuck celebrates their 27th birthday this hard, thousands have been spent??
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I just searched 'amelia_perrin ex' on Twitter... Interesting reading

 

[lilmizzmuffet]

Nah she defo can drive! Her dad bought her a kinda beige fiat 500 years ago, which she displayed on IG but then never referenced again since.