Amelia Perrin #2

[nigelwiththebrie]

So someone make this make sense. Amelia only works Monday to Wednesday, but she seems to spend a fortune on eating out and nights out. And lives alone in Essex in what looks like a house, presumably more than one bedroom. How does she afford that lifestyle? Unless her job is insanely highly paying where is all her money coming from? Who looks after Asda Monday to Wednesday?

 

[everfair]

The fact her idea of sophistication begins and ends with Soho House

 

[tootootoot]

Griping over a £5.50 rotisserie chicken but goes to Michelin starred restaurants monthly. Everything she ever does is so expensive, £500 microneedling, £20 on Ben's cookies, it never ends.

I would love to know her allowance from her dad

Never mind knowing the allowance, I'd love that myself FFS

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

She said a family member who doesn’t use social media.

Sure, Jan

 

[cholulamare]

Any screenshots please?

Gone now, but just imagine her usual bland all-cream-everything aesthetic, except with one wall papered in this (£160 a roll) Dalmatian-print wallpaper:

Tottenham Dalmatian by Poodle & Blonde - Cocoa - Wallpaper : Wallpaper Direct

A versatile take on animal print inspired by the distinctive spots of a Dalmatian dog. The smudged spots are scattered and non-homogeneous, but take a step back to admire the design and you will notice a contemporary striped pattern. Shown here in the Cocoa colourway with a chocolate brown print.

www.wallpaperdirect.com

 

[lambrini.mami]

I’m so fascinated by this friendship she has cultivated with her ex boyfriend when I’m pretty sure he cheated on her????

 

[youguyzzz]

Is this Amelia?

 

[Kat_Valentine]

Can you imagine how insufferable she must be during her birthday MONTH in real life

A birthday month is ridiculous. She’s a whole mum now, wouldn’t you be embarrassed?

 

[iris9876]

‘It tied in nicely with it being his birthday month’

surely no self-respecting adult needs a whole month dedicated to their birthday?

 

[4dominoes]

Hahahah, I always assumed when I see a beshirted man in her stories that it's her dad

He was wearing a non-floral shirt so not using her dad as bait for once! She also referenced ‘date night’ on her stories this morning. I was at the play yesterday as well, gutted I didn’t spy them in the flesh to confirm whether the date is a 60 year old sugar daddy or not.

 

[4dominoes]

She has previously but I don’t think she is right now. She is from a pretty wealthy background anyway and Jake clearly wants to get back with her and is just showering her with attention via meals/gifts/taking her out in the jeep for the aesthetic.

Nah she tags Jake when she is out with him. The anonymity of the fancy dinners with random glimpses of a man’s arm are the giveaway.

 

[queenofsheba1234]

Middle class and then some, hun

 

[goldengyal]

Love how one of the so-called ‘wholesome’ parts of that photo dump was when she took Aster to the cinema, fed her popcorn (huge choking hazard) and watched her kid fall down the stairs ‘from top to bottom’.

 

[iris9876]

Find her food content so dull, it’s just 80% her stuffing food in her mouth and not really talking about what she’s eating.

 

[iris9876]

The screenshot of the conversation with her dad

 

[observor1108]

Time to knock the skintight skims dresses on the head methinks, Amelia

she needs some actual (for more than 6 months) female friends to nicely tell her as much

 

[iris9876]

The fact her idea of sophistication begins and ends with Soho House

do you think at this point she has just fully conceded the independent woman persona and embraced the idea of being a 27 year old who sponges off her parents?

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

she has four prams for Asda? FOUR?!

 

[SpritneyBeers]

Guys where the fuck is her cat

He passed away a while ago. She barely mentioned it so easy to miss

 

[iris9876]

Strong sugar daddy vibes. She always posts and tags friends when she’s away with them.

Yep, this is what I thought. Sugar Daddy, or Sugar Sheikh?