Amelia Perrin #2

[iris9876]

Her diet is genuinely grotesque

 

[Polkadot123]

Pinot is still alive!

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

The contortion pose she’s doing on the second picture on that carousel to try and make herself look thinner is absolutely sending me. She looks like she’s trying to fart.

 

[ImClaustrophobicDarren411]

Her fast fashion consumption must be through the roof. I still cannot fathom how she affords any of this.

Bank of Dad

 

[oddbod16]

Love how she’s posted a narky review of the service (for taking too long to fetch her mayonnaise on Father’s Day) in the one restaurant she’s visited recently that isn’t tagged as an ‘invite’. Everywhere she gets a meal for free is 10/10 no notes etc.

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Imagine trying to get into a restaurant and these two idiots are cavorting outside

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Is she ever not on holiday? “We were like, we need a holiday” from what?! Your previous holiday which was like two weeks ago? Or the one before?

 

[lambrini.mami]

She wouldn’t be losing weight if she was eating too much even if on Ozempic. It’s not magic.

She lost about a stone in five months from memory - less than one pound a week. That’s pretty slow weight loss and doesn’t require a massive calorie deficit. It’s a really healthy and sustainable way to lose weight and I’m pleased she’s being open about it. You can definitely still enjoy treats while losing weight!!

People on weight loss jabs typically lose weight much more quickly.

(I am sensitive about this as I’ve lost weight recently and I know everything thinks I’m on weight loss jabs but I’m actually struggling with some health stuff. Loads of reasons why people lose weight that aren’t anything to do with ozempic).

I do think you can enjoy treats whilst losing weight but I don’t think a lot of what she eats quantifies as a treat as she seems to eat rubbish 24/7 and makes no mention of any exercise. I don’t know anyone who eats out as frequently as she does and would manage to sustain weight loss.

Well done on your weight loss! It definitely can be done but I’m on the fence about how I think Amelia may be achieving it!

 

[observor1108]

ANOTHER HOLIDAY!?

I genuinely think she could make good content, especially for food recommendations, but she’s so f#%$ing insufferable and un relatable.

 

[queenofsheba1234]

lmao what

 

[youguyzzz]

It's so unfair that vintage Chanel went to Amelia, someone who's millionaire daddy has bought her multiple Chanel flap bags and not someone who would really appreciate it!

 

[observor1108]

I lover her relationship with Aster, plus it sounds like Charlie has f*cked up big time. I really hope she isn’t back with that waster Jake.
Anyhoo… what is with the most recent post! Walking around Berlin looking like Ebeneezer Scrooge gyal needs some fake tan and a pair of leggings pronto

 

[Kat_Valentine]

When will Amelia stop wearing light pink and cream they don't suit her at all

When house of CB goes out of business

 

[observor1108]

Are they sightseeing, or attempting to bag/shag a mildly wealthy American?

 

[ImClaustrophobicDarren411]

Fuck, I'm getting old too then. It doesn't even look like she has mini shorts on underneath or something.
Also re bodycons, are they even still a thing? Granted I'm too much of a flubber to pull one off, but I thought the bandage style ones died in like, 2016

She’s still in the King Kylie era

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Dubai, New York, Claridge’s, literally every weekend spent wining and dining…yeah Amelia I’d call that “some semblance of a life outside being a mama”

 

[tootootoot]

Facetuned to hell. So weird posting thirst traps whilst pushing your child in their pram. Also if she took the babe for a walk wearing those heels she needs to go to jail immediately

Omg wtf is that. She looks like a hologram

 

[lambrini.mami]

Her content is just really boring and basic. How many times does one person need to go to The Hand and Flowers or The Devonshire and eat exactly the same meal?

Her USP was having an amazing body and posting thirst traps and she doesn’t have it anymore so you’re dead on @Kat_Valentine that the followers are dwindling.

 

[goldengyal]

That tweet is blatantly a subtweet at Charlie, right?

Co-parenting can’t be going too well…

 

[4dominoes]

I cannot fathom a bedroom less restful than that monstrosity

Omg the way I went RUNNING to instagram. I missed ameliaperrinhome content so much!!! Honestly horrendous, the opposite of good taste, so glad we’re back huns.