Alyssa Lenore

[deadgirlinside]

Why does Alyssa look so bored and over it in Christina and Alysha’s Paris vlogs? She seems so stand offish whereas the other girls are having the time of their life and are actually interacting with each other?

I think she looks at them as 'work friends'? And it is very obvious that Christine and Allysha are really good friends, it was also hinted by Alyssa herself that she just tagged along with the trip.

It's really sad, she was probably so jealous of Christine's Paris engagement and her ER, and Christine and Allysha's closeness so much that she was just salty during the trip. And also she really had to let Marco send her flowers in Paris too! Talk about insecurity, Alyssa!

(Christine's ER, it was made by Francisco the Jeweler, an associate of Peter Marco Beverly Hills)

 

[cherryblues]

I think she looks at them as 'work friends'? And it is very obvious that Christine and Allysha are really good friends, it was also hinted by Alyssa herself that she just tagged along with the trip.

It's really sad, she was probably so jealous of Christine's Paris engagement and her ER, and Christine and Allysha's closeness so much that she was just salty during the trip. And also she really had to let Marco send her flowers in Paris too! Talk about insecurity, Alyssa!

(Christine's ER, it was made by Francisco the Jeweler, an associate of Peter Marco Beverly Hills)
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That make sense then because the other two girls had so much chemistry and were really fun together and Alyssa was just there to dampen the mood.
Her outfits compared to the other girls were so bland and boring.

 

[y0ass]

Why does Alyssa look so bored and over it in Christina and Alysha’s Paris vlogs? She seems so stand offish whereas the other girls are having the time of their life and are actually interacting with each other?

And to think she tried to brand this trip as an early bday trip but none of the other girls said that

 

[pluspotins]

Cafe Kitsune chose to feature Christine instead of Alyssa

 

[YvesNotLaurent]

I think Christine had mentioned she’d only recently met Alyssa, but she seemed super nice! Then you see Alyssa scowling, glued to her phone and walking a mile in front of them at all times at least they got a bit of a break from her Debbie downer behaviour every time she ditched the group to run off to Hermes

 

[pluspotins]

And also she really had to let Marco send her flowers in Paris too! Talk about insecurity, Alyssa!

Suspected that too. Her tearing was weird. Looked like she forced herself to be surprised.

Her Paris trip was heavily sponsored. She filmed the La Mer Instagram ad in her solo private bigger hotel room.

 

[deadgirlinside]

Girl, we'd rather watch you beg for a free wedding than begging for a Hermès handbag!

Wedding content is always a surefire way of getting lots and lots of sponsored gifts, which makes me wonder if Alyssa hasn't had any luck with that so far. No one wants to sponsor her wedding!

 

[y0ass]

Please for the love of god have a wedding dress fitted properly and don't add an H belt to your waist

 

[theonlurker]

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'purged my sweaters' = i cannot afford another Toteme/ Balenciaga coat so I secretly sold 50 of my 100 beige sweaters

aka "sold more stuff to get more hermezz"

That make sense then because the other two girls had so much chemistry and were really fun together and Alyssa was just there to dampen the mood.
Her outfits compared to the other girls were so bland and boring.

Honestly, you can clearly tell that Christine and Allysha were enjoying each other's company and Alyssa was just....there. Alyssa is all about content. Her fake cry during her "bday surprise" was so pathetic.

 

[moveslikejagger]

i watched Christine's vlogs and she said that she's actually the newest friend in the group. Alyssa and Allysha have been friends for a bit before Christine came along. yet somehow, Christine and Allysha seem to get along better and have more fun together. i enjoyed Christine's vlogs, i feel like she showed more of Paris and she was much more charismatic than Alyssa!

 

[deadgirlinside]

This is the most pretentious BS of them all. All she knew during that Sotheby's video is which ones were the most expensive. The actual Sotheby's feature was around 3 minutes, while the video took 16 minutes to do.

As if you're not gonna follow this aesthetic once the A-list fashionistas start to wear this.

As if you're not gonna follow this aesthetic once the A-list fashionistas start to wear this.

Also she sold her Oreo chanel 19 bag via redeluxe! I remember her saying that she's not gonna sell this bag yada yada!

 

[plms994]

She also sold her Pearl Chanel bag!!!! Redeluxe is selling it for 15.8k! I’m shocked. I googled it and the bag OG price was 4.2k. Redeluxe buys the bags from the buyers directly and then they resale it, I’m guessing Alyssa sold it for like 10k at least

 

[deadgirlinside]

She also sold her Pearl Chanel bag!!!! Redeluxe is selling it for 15.8k! I’m shocked. I googled it and the bag OG price was 4.2k. Redeluxe buys the bags from the buyers directly and then they resale it, I’m guessing Alyssa sold it for like 10k at least

Hmm, reminds me of Je Suis Lou. Most of her CFs and 19s come from Redeluxe. Seems too overpriced.

And Alyssa, if you're reading this. Spend that $10k on your wedding, not another saggy Birkin 30.

 

[theonlurker]

Hmm, reminds me of Je Suis Lou. Most of her CFs and 19s come from Redeluxe. Seems too overpriced.

And Alyssa, if you're reading this. Spend that $10k on your wedding, not another saggy Birkin 30.

It makes me sus when influencers sell their bag and the company that advertises it hypes it up and raises the price and labels it 10/10 or 9/10 after use...like maybe is true but are you just saying that bc it came from them?

Also she posted a photo holding a kitsune coffee cup, maybe she's hoping to be featured like Christine lol

 

[bahama-mama]

It makes me sus when influencers sell their bag and the company that advertises it hypes it up and raises the price and labels it 10/10 or 9/10 after use...like maybe is true but are you just saying that bc it came from them?

Also she posted a photo holding a kitsune coffee cup, maybe she's hoping to be featured like Christine lol

That pearl Chanel bag is so overhyped. It’s a cloth bag which is why it always looks super wonky. Chanel is my fav brand, but spending $16K on a wonky bag? You’ve got to be even more desperate for the flex than Alyssa.

 

[deadgirlinside]

It makes me sus when influencers sell their bag and the company that advertises it hypes it up and raises the price and labels it 10/10 or 9/10 after use...like maybe is true but are you just saying that bc it came from them?

Also she posted a photo holding a kitsune coffee cup, maybe she's hoping to be featured like Christine lol

As we know, there are a lot of designer resellers out there.

I think that Redeluxe's business model is more consignment than personal shopping, although Georgia (owner of Redeluxe) says that she is a 'personal shopper' than being in a consignment arrangement. Which is kinda sus, because Georgia only gets a bag when it is out of season, or when someone sells them to her.

I looked at the store, and this bags are waaayyyyyyyy too overpriced for what it is. Also, exposure from Je Suis Lou and Alyssa helped, them promoting the brand, and they can dictate to Georgia how much they wanna sell it for. That alone can drive prices to the amount you can see below.

So seeing how these girls work, this creates a ripple effect- some girls will buy the bag and resell them for a large profit.

Is Chanel even worth someone's money this 2022? I'd rather buy Saint Laurent and Chloe bags, thank you.

(Also, I'm interested on starting a thread on Je Suis Lou. Her spending this year is bonkers, plus how did she manage to get 2 Birkins + a Kelly, Cartier jewelry, VCAs in a span of the year is crazy.)

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[pluspotins]

Just saw her Instagram stories. The way she uses the word “pieces” instead of addressing them as bags and dresses irks me.

 

[deadgirlinside]

Just saw her Instagram stories. The way she uses the word “pieces” instead of addressing them as bags and dresses irks me.

It just means that those bags, shoes, clothes are to be discarded once she's done using it for clout.

 

[jetmeiko]

That pearl Chanel bag is so overhyped. It’s a cloth bag which is why it always looks super wonky. Chanel is my fav brand, but spending $16K on a wonky bag? You’ve got to be even more desperate for the flex than Alyssa.

I don't think the pearls are even real... it's basically costume jewelry stuck on a cloth bag for nearly 16k

Also just watched her shopping vlog with Cassie. Her vlogs are so boring – hardly any commentary, just 20 minutes of showing footage of a store... Cassie's shopping vlogs are way more interesting because she has clever and opinionated things to say about what she sees, but Alyssa just shows a bunch of b-roll and sits in the background rather than interacting.

 

[moveslikejagger]

i just watched the vlog with Cassie too. is it just me, or does she try really hard to match Cassie's energy? it comes off as so fake and odd to me because Alyssa is not normally upbeat like that, while it comes naturally to Cassie. also, the way she says "this (whatever piece of clothing) is so sick" bugs me! do people still use that word? it sounds extremely strange when she says it lol.. maybe i'm nitpicking, and Alyssa has finally become my BEC lol.