Alyssa Lenore

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How are we pretty much halfway through jan and she has not uploaded a single YouTube video? Her laziness actually astounds me
She probably playing it to her subs that she has her own main job, hence the no uploads. She's trying to make it seem like it is her side gig.
 
She bought a Peloton when every other influencer did, but hardly uses it. We really don't see her being that active.

She probably playing it to her subs that she has her own main job, hence the no uploads. She's trying to make it seem like it is her side gig.
A couple weeks ago she posted story of a small interior design moodboard, making it seem like she was working on an actual project/job... but then in another post revealed it was just plans to buy overpriced accessories for a corner of her house lol so... I don't think she has anything else going on.
 
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She posted the other day asking for video suggestions too, like is it really that hard? Even her boring at home vlogs take very little thought or effort.

And she really has to put “make the bed” “breakfast” and “rest” on her to-do list? Looking busy seems to be the only component of this lazy sloth’s “full time” job
 

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She's more like a 8-10 in aritzia. No way she's 6-8 in sizing with how fridge she's built. She's gonna take a month off? Lmao ok that's what therapy told you to take a month off your job when your whole job has been bare minimum work
 
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And she really has to put “make the bed” “breakfast” and “rest” on her to-do list? Looking busy seems to be the only component of this lazy sloth’s “full time” job
Yeah, LOL. I wonder why she did not put lunch and dinner? Excursions to NJ food court then? 😆
 
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Hi y’all! I needed to make an account because I just can’t with this girl anymore. I used to think she was relatable but her latest IG story with 2 more Hermes bags on her wish list really annoyed me! she has 4 does she really need 2 more when she hasn’t even finished fixing her house yet?!? She literally wears her bags to take photos outside, get bubble tea, and go to the same three restaurants in NYC! There are other restaurants in NYC other than Raku but you wouldn’t know it from watching this girl 🙄
 
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I cringed at her wishlist, as did Marco hahah, poor guy... I can't imagine asking for a Cartier watch or two Hermes bags from my S/O (or anyone) for any reason at all. Maybe if they were very wealthy and a different lifestyle, sure, but they definitely don't seem like they can just drop that much on each other! And for those to be the only things on her wishlist :oops: hopefully those are things she is trying to save up for herself at least, but from Marco's reaction, it didn't seem like the case lol
 

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They are absolutely not there financially.

Heart Evangelista who is a massive actress in the Philippines talked openly about how she has to save for Birkins. So, even if someone of this caliber has to save Alyssa definitely can't afford them.
 
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I cringed at her wishlist, as did Marco hahah, poor guy... I can't imagine asking for a Cartier watch or two Hermes bags from my S/O (or anyone) for any reason at all. Maybe if they were very wealthy and a different lifestyle, sure, but they definitely don't seem like they can just drop that much on each other! And for those to be the only things on her wishlist :oops: hopefully those are things she is trying to save up for herself at least, but from Marco's reaction, it didn't seem like the case lol
Yeah, I was pretty taken back when I saw that. The poor guy must feel so much pressure to live up to her expectations and needs. Also, for her lifestyle, I just don't see why those things are so important. She acts like she's dressing for a super exclusive club like Zero Bond... I really think she should prioritize her home decor to be taken a bit more seriously with her Hermes bags. Again, it's not just Alyssa. I see so many "influencers" with bought followers on Instagram, who are posing with their Birkin bags in front of their cheap home finishings and decors... And, I think to myself wow with that money you could have literally switched out things in your home that make your bag purchase look silly.

I also remember when she wanted to sell her LV carryon she purchased and she said something along the lines of "We like to travel economy." If you have enough income to purchase multiple Hermes bags, the last thing you should be worried about is justifying "liking" to travel economy. I mean come on. You just sound silly at that point.

But, off topic... I am hearing lots of influencers are just getting fake Birkins and Kellys. Has anyone heard of that? I mean recently a contestant who is an influencer/youtuber in Korea from Single's Inferno (Netflix show) wore fake items on the show and got in a lot of trouble. The reason she got in trouble was not only did she just wear the fakes, but she was on her YouTube channel saying she purchased said items directly from the brands' boutiques. Crazy tit.
 
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I’ve been following Alyssa since her tumblr days and I agree with what everyone has been saying. She had become super unrelatable and kind of shallow too? I unfollowed her a few months ago because I started to feel like something was off with her. She doesn’t really have a personality and doesn’t engage with her followers that much.
 
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I cringed at her wishlist, as did Marco hahah, poor guy... I can't imagine asking for a Cartier watch or two Hermes bags from my S/O (or anyone) for any reason at all. Maybe if they were very wealthy and a different lifestyle, sure, but they definitely don't seem like they can just drop that much on each other! And for those to be the only things on her wishlist :oops: hopefully those are things she is trying to save up for herself at least, but from Marco's reaction, it didn't seem like the case lol
Is the wedding even part of her to do list? 😂
 
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Is the wedding even part of her to do list? 😂
Yeah, we haven't really seen any mentions of the wedding that much (not since her video with her wedding planner, and then more recently, joking about eloping). I wonder if something happened with her wedding planner or if they're halting on things, since I feel like she would be putting out more wedding content? Would've been an easy way to fill your feed and boring vlogs at least, idk.
 
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Yeah, we haven't really seen any mentions of the wedding that much (not since her video with her wedding planner, and then more recently, joking about eloping). I wonder if something happened with her wedding planner or if they're halting on things, since I feel like she would be putting out more wedding content? Would've been an easy way to fill your feed and boring vlogs at least, idk.
She actually mentioned in one of her recent videos that she kind of wanted to forego the wedding at this point. I'm sure it was just a passing thought, but maybe they're considering it? I used to love Alyssa. She was so down to earth and real. Now, she's just becoming one of those influencers...it sucks.
 
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It’s truly the same thing everyday of: this is my bed, this is how I make my diabetic coffee, here are some links that no one asked for. I used to think it was kind of her for linking everything but now I learned that she’s only doing this to fund the Birkin/Kelly she can’t even afford.
 
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How can u forget wade, glasses on her nose and the takeout food 😂
 
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Don’t forget a hyperlapse of her cleaning or “working” on her laptop. Then she’ll head to NYC to get coffee at Kitsune, get her nails done, then get Raku. It’s like the vlog recipe at this point
 
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Don’t forget a hyperlapse of her cleaning or “working” on her laptop. Then she’ll head to NYC to get coffee at Kitsune, get her nails done, then get Raku. It’s like the vlog recipe at this point
She needs to just stop with YT. The bulk of her “influencer” income comes from partnerships via IG and ber blog (or at least, they used to). She should stop filming and focus on increasing her engagement on IG. I do not understand why brands like Neiman or Bergdorf work with her. She is beyond basic and so dull. The best thing she wore in 2021 was that emerald dress. Even then, she darkened the photos. 🤦🏾‍♀️ She needs to hang it up.
 
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