Alyssa Lenore

[soggybrilliant]

Hahahah yes Chase Aime!!! I’m so sick of her constant skinny jeans with boots and Burberry scarf style ugh.

Just watched it now. Standard beige content, her gushing over the hotel interior, food and walking montages etc. I almost fell asleep. When she said she was drained after filming 5 IGTVs

Also that fluffy Toteme knit she’s wearing all the time + in the vlog isn’t the peak of fashion she thinks it is.
She wore it with leggings and those knee high boots. It was borderline cheugy/Chase Amie (if you know you know). IMO, if the knit was a high low cut it would literally be an outfit from my 2011 wardrobe

 

[YvesNotLaurent]

I really want to see what these five campaigns are and I’m guessing things are overwhelming for her since she’s not being managed anymore?

I think she did one for Caraway oven tray set, it randomly came up on my TikTok feed and it was very obviously her kitchen. Dunno why they’d want a spokesperson who hasn’t spent any of their own money on their product

 

[y0ass]

Lmao she doesn't even walk Wade. Marco walks Wade. She just uses Wade for content. Poor dog

Chase Amie with her starter pack Meanwhile Alyssa with her chunky sweater, unhemmed loose ill fitting pants, and her AF1s

 

[deelurkin]

Lmao she doesn't even walk Wade. Marco walks Wade. She just uses Wade for content. Poor dog

Chase Amie with her starter pack Meanwhile Alyssa with her chunky sweater, unhemmed loose ill fitting pants, and her AF1s

Trust and believe she’ll become a “sneaker head” just like her friend Christine Le by next year. She and Allysha keeps tagging flight club etc

 

[mangoepeach]

For as many designer shoes she owns, she literally only wears her AF1s. Maybe sandals in summer.

Her lifestyle is really an overgrown university student: Leggings, oversized tops, sneakers, copious amounts of sugary coffee, complaining about workloads and making her partner drive her around.

She’s 30 but seems stuck as a 20 year old. Not to mention her financial planning skills. It’s very 20 year old-esque to invest money in material things rather than a house.

Trust and believe she’ll become a “sneaker head” just like her friend Christine Le by next year. She and Allysha keeps tagging flight club etc

I just can’t imagine Alyssa wearing colourful Jordans and the like. Maybe she’s moving away from her beige Annie Bing aesthetic.

Doubt it though. She’ll probably just only get neutral sneakers or if she snags a partnership, get the shoes for free bc she’d never spend money on anything that’s not beige.

 

[y0ass]

The house she plans to buy after her wedding are within millions with what money

 

[y0ass]

I bet she justified in her head that after she bought her house she could buy everything again. Hence the 4 coffee machines, 5 hermes within a year, leased car..

 

[soggybrilliant]

Oh gosh the coffee thing really annoys me. As someone who’s very into coffee and owns a semi-professional coffee machine - her espresso extractions are always so terrible. She doesn’t care about coffee she just gets gifted machines and doesn’t even put the effort into learning about how to adjust grind size, tamp pressure or even use fresh beans. Ugh. It’s no surprises she just adds syrups into all her coffees because she’s not extracting them right so must taste bitter/sour ! Very typical of influencers to just flaunt and flex items without appreciating the items itself.

For as many designer shoes she owns, she literally only wears her AF1s. Maybe sandals in summer.

Her lifestyle is really an overgrown university student: Leggings, oversized tops, sneakers, copious amounts of sugary coffee, complaining about workloads and making her partner drive her around.

She’s 30 but seems stuck as a 20 year old. Not to mention her financial planning skills. It’s very 20 year old-esque to invest money in material things rather than a house.



I just can’t imagine Alyssa wearing colourful Jordans and the like. Maybe she’s moving away from her beige Annie Bing aesthetic.

Doubt it though. She’ll probably just only get neutral sneakers or if she snags a partnership, get the shoes for free bc she’d never spend money on anything that’s not beige.

 

[lurkingin94123]

Oh gosh the coffee thing really annoys me. As someone who’s very into coffee and owns a semi-professional coffee machine - her espresso extractions are always so terrible. She doesn’t care about coffee she just gets gifted machines and doesn’t even put the effort into learning about how to adjust grind size, tamp pressure or even use fresh beans. Ugh. It’s no surprises she just adds syrups into all her coffees because she’s not extracting them right so must taste bitter/sour ! Very typical of influencers to just flaunt and flex items without appreciating the items itself.

No one who truly likes coffee junks it up with all of that milk and sugary syrup. And all the unnecessary calories in her coffees???? That will jack up your stomach and skin. She makes those disgusting coffee drinks because she thinks it’s some sort of “coffee aesthetic.” I can’t with her. Try hard!

 

[deadgirlinside]

That sleeve looks like the Grinch's pale ass arm.

 

[bahama-mama]

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That sleeve looks like the Grinch's pale ass arm.

Haha! But according to Alyssa, this is faSHUN.

I may sound awful saying this, but I also cannot with her factory-made engagement ring. She flexes that thing as if she and Marco walked into Tiffany and he said pick anything you want. And if she was so concerned with the ethics of the diamond industry, then she would’ve chose another stone to have a factory make. Why continue to push the lust of a Diamond when you’re soooo against it. The reality is she wanted a big diamond, neither of them can actually afford one so she went the freebie Vrai route. It is ick.

 

[bahama-mama]

Sotheby’s! ROFLLLLLL! Is THIS one of the ads she needed to work on?! I am DYING! WHO of Alyssa’s followers are picking something up at auction? HA! Who?! Alyssa, girl, let Sotheby’s see your bank info and then let us know if they invite you back. Hopefully you brought your SO B25 with you so you could mug UES while there. ROFLLLLLLL!

 

[mangoepeach]

At least her hands look nice in that photo lol. I envy people who have long, slim fingers.

Sothesby’s vlog was interesting to see all of the history behind the pieces. But Alyssa’s input while the SA was talking was:

“Wow”
“Beautiful”
“Mmhmm”
“What’s that one priced at” < girl you can’t even afford it.

Imagine if he asked her about her engagement ring It’s almost like walking into a Gucci store with a fake Gucci bag.

 

[YvesNotLaurent]

At least her hands look nice in that photo lol. I envy people who have long, slim fingers.

Sothesby’s vlog was interesting to see all of the history behind the pieces. But Alyssa’s input while the SA was talking was:

“Wow”
“Beautiful”
“Mmhmm”
“What’s that one priced at” < girl you can’t even afford it.

Imagine if he asked her about her engagement ring It’s almost like walking into a Gucci store with a fake Gucci bag.

My thoughts exactly! She actually came across quite rude, too. She had nothing of substance to say and it’s so obvious she has no idea when it comes to the heritage of the luxury houses, I’m sure all of the staff had a good laugh at her expense after she left

 

[Anne1448]

I just watched the Sotheby's video and she absolutely gave no information. She couldn't say why something was more interesting than another?all she had to say was "wow" "beautiful" and "hmm".

This is the weirdest collab ever

 

[deelurkin]

I just watched the Sotheby's video and she absolutely gave no information. She couldn't say why something was more interesting than another?all she had to say was "wow" "beautiful" and "hmm".

This is the weirdest collab ever

I would’ve asked them so many questions about the product, how they attained it, where was it made etc. I just feel like she doesn’t appreciate fashion and luxury goods from a historical aspect.

 

[y0ass]

Dang she's like Tamara. Can't be bothered to research and provide insightful info. Just wow gorgeous look at these beautiful things footage. Mmhm. Beautiful. Ya.... what a waste of platform.

A video every day is daunting. Yes she needs time for midday naps and kdramas For someone who's been doing social media, ya think she'll create a process to streamline creating videos and ig posts. But nah this girl too lazy

 

[YvesNotLaurent]

Dang she's like Tamara. Can't be bothered to research and provide insightful info. Just wow gorgeous look at these beautiful things footage. Mmhm. Beautiful. Ya.... what a waste of platform.

A video every day is daunting. Yes she needs time for midday naps and kdramas For someone who's been doing social media, ya think she'll create a process to streamline creating videos and ig posts. But nah this girl too lazy

I laughed out loud at her going on about doing all her own filming and editing like pretty much every other YouTuber, ever.

 

[bahama-mama]

It’s nice to see Alyssa in the land that birthed Claire “The Queen Chav” Chanelle. There our tired and exhausted princess is in her newly gifted Celine coat and SO B25 looking as budget as ever. HOW can someone make items so expensive look so cheap? Perhaps we’ll see a US chav meets UK chav collab?!

 

[y0ass]

At least Claire has her husband's money to spend... Alyssa has her credit