All That’s Pretty #5

[AFlyOnYourWall]

I was meeting a friend for brunch yesterday and who did I spot walking past? Mama Pretty and Bertie the sad/scary thing is that I recognised Bertie straight away, and only then clocked on it was the mother. She’s a sour faced aul witch her face was tripping her but it’s shocking to think I recognised a little boy walking down a street, and that I knew his name, where he lives, What school he goes to, what his interests are, his siblings, the names of his family members etc

 

[Lovecrisps]

I was meeting a friend for brunch yesterday and who did I spot walking past? Mama Pretty and Bertie the sad/scary thing is that I recognised Bertie straight away, and only then clocked on it was the mother. She’s a sour faced aul witch her face was tripping her but it’s shocking to think I recognised a little boy walking down a street, and that I knew his name, where he lives, What school he goes to, what his interests are, his siblings, the names of his family members etc

Yep. I see them frequently enough (live near the school the boys occasionally attend, when they're not on term time holidays) - I find it so weird to know names and ages of kids I don't know. This poor generation of Instahun kids - so many issues they're going to grow up with.

 

[Cutthebull]

I was meeting a friend for brunch yesterday and who did I spot walking past? Mama Pretty and Bertie the sad/scary thing is that I recognised Bertie straight away, and only then clocked on it was the mother. She’s a sour faced aul witch her face was tripping her but it’s shocking to think I recognised a little boy walking down a street, and that I knew his name, where he lives, What school he goes to, what his interests are, his siblings, the names of his family members etc

Exactly this. Now put that level of information into the hands of someone with ill intent and you can easily see how incredibly stupid and greedy these Instahuns are, using their kids for financial gain and Insta fame.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Exactly this. Now put that level of information into the hands of someone with ill intent and you can easily see how incredibly stupid and greedy these Instahuns are, using their kids for financial gain and Insta fame.

Exactly my point. Luckily I hate kids and was nothing more than an observer enjoying my brunch but imagine if it was someone with bad intentions. Bertie was running a good few feet ahead of her mother. She was trying to catch up with him with a face on her like a slapped a. I know we are only thinking worst case scenario, but it’s still scary to think what could happen, and LA would only have herself to blame

 

[Zigazigaaah]

I was meeting a friend for brunch yesterday and who did I spot walking past? Mama Pretty and Bertie

Did she have the blue eyeshadow on up to her brows? saw her and bertie in Barry's one summer and I had the same feeling - shows how ducked up this lot are

 

[SpanglyPinkFish]

I was meeting a friend for brunch yesterday and who did I spot walking past? Mama Pretty and Bertie the sad/scary thing is that I recognised Bertie straight away, and only then clocked on it was the mother. She’s a sour faced aul witch her face was tripping her but it’s shocking to think I recognised a little boy walking down a street, and that I knew his name, where he lives, What school he goes to, what his interests are, his siblings, the names of his family members etc

Would regularly spot bruhsband and the two older boys at a sporting fixture and that’s when it hit me how exploited those kids are that I’d recognise them so quickly.

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

All That’s Pretty TRAVEL 2023
January: Maldives, family
January: SOMEWHERE, LB market, alone
January: Paris, Natalie Rushdie
February: Dublin, Elizabeth Arden dinner, overnight, alone
March: Barcelona, Novotel advertorial sponsored trip, family
March: Courchevel, ski holiday, family
April: Finn Lough, overnight retreat, alone
May: London, coronation, alone
May: Sligo, family
May: London, Chelsea Flower Show, w/ her mother
June: Royal Ascot (2 days), alone

 

[Cutthebull]

I wonder what wanky little Tik Tok routine the two blonde idiots will come with this year and think they are hilarious? Imagine actually seeing those two at Ascot last year recording that Paddington sketch. What an absolute pair of saddos.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

I wonder what wanky little Tik Tok routine the two blonde idiots will come with this year and think they are hilarious? Imagine actually seeing those two at Ascot last year recording that Paddington sketch. What an absolute pair of saddos.

Pair of Prize Pricks

 

[tcaketess]

Just seen this mornings getting ready for ascot - what a vacuous individual she is - flogged every part of her getting ready - this only thing that isn’t an affiliated ad is the M&S peanut butter
Also reached a new height of insta-wanker with the Jimmy Choo & Manola Blahnik shoes on the floor on the tanning ad.

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

Pair of Prize Pricks

Pair of Tory wankers

 

[wibbly wobbly]

Just seen this mornings getting ready for ascot - what a vacuous individual she is - flogged every part of her getting ready - this only thing that isn’t an affiliated ad is the M&S peanut butter
Also reached a new height of insta-wanker with the Jimmy Choo & Manola Blahnik shoes on the floor on the tanning ad.

I was just thinking the exact same, she has probably covered the cost of Ascot with her AF . I know she is not intellectually smart but she knows how to bring in the money. She knows her followers are interested in seeing the Ascot prep and outfits.

 

[Evesdropping]

What has Natalie got on her? Don't tell me she paid a fortune for a bespoke dress and it's the frumpiest looking thing ever?
I mean I know she's in the car in LA's story but I can't see it looking any better once she's upright!

 

[tcaketess]

Ascot have just released the royal carriage line up and Kate & William not attending today another stalker fail from LauraAnn

 

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

Ascot have just released the royal carriage line up and Kate & William not attending today another stalker fail from LauraAnn

100% why she’s doing two days, no doubt she got a tip off.

 

[Cutthebull]

All That’s Smug - Day One. What on earth is that garbage video “when your hat doesn’t fit in the car”?! They both fit in the car perfectly well. Just as last year, Laura Ad’s hat is underwhelming. Sorry but Natalie’s outfit is frumpy and does nothing for her. It’s like something a much older woman would wear. Fail. For what she must have spent on that, she was robbed. You would think it’s in a designer’s interest to steer a client towards the outfit that is most flattering to them and that’s not it. I’m sure there were others that would have looked way better.

 

[mindlessness]

100% why she’s doing two days, no doubt she got a tip off.

I think she's going two days because she doesn't have a tip off, so just trying her luck! Would be so funny if they're not there tomorrow either.

 

[tcaketess]

All That’s Smug - Day One. What on earth is that garbage video “when your hat doesn’t fit in the car”?! They both fit in the car perfectly well. Just as last year, Laura Ad’s hat is underwhelming. Sorry but Natalie’s outfit is frumpy and does nothing for her. It’s like something a much older woman would wear. Fail. For what she must have spent on that, she was robbed. You would think it’s in a designer’s interest to steer a client towards the outfit that is most flattering to them and that’s not it. I’m sure there were others that would have looked way better.

It’s the white belt on Natalie’s that is so out of place - a designer dress with a clear waist line on the design and she puts a white belt underneath - this does not look right at all - both trying too hard - lip fillers have also had a top up and looking ridiculous

 

[mindlessness]

Natalie's coatdress really ages her I think. Such a shame. She has the budget for a lovely wardrobe that would really flatter her curves and yet seems to choose more dowdy options.

 

[Bob-bo-sunshine]

Well I wouldn't buy that fake tan... how streaky and orange does it look on her on those Getty photographs!