Alison Perry #2

[snarkydad]

Yes she’s that dull! Even her husband is bored to tears

 

[Frankie75]

I used to know this woman a few years, she is honestly so pathetic it hurts.

Really? Is she as insufferable in real life too?

 

[Helmac79]

£99 for that top??? God, I sound like my Dad

 

[snarkydad]

Sorry but WHAT IS SHE WEARING in her new profile pic

 

[Frankie75]

I live in Birmingham and we most definitely do wear bowling shoes

Every Tenpin Bowling venue that I know in and around Birmingham has bowling shoes. Fellow brummies, please correct me if I’m wrong !

 

[Helmac79]

It looks like she put it on too thick!

 

[skidctavish]

Imagine being her age and thinking 13 year olds are the oracle of cool?! Also, how far behind is she with the whole Brandy Melville thing?

 

[Shadowlands]

How long are we giving it until she has a whole article about this? She does love an attempt to go viral.

 

[Eastspendy]

She hadn’t come up on my feed for ages so I went for a peek. Tragic! Why is she trying to be a fashion influencer?!! Cringe with the little microphone,

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

And she has his nose too!

I was just going to say the same!!!!!

 

[snarkydad]

She needs a hair cut and style BADLY

 

[Bumble2019]

Is she going to model the lingerie

 

[snarkydad]

No idea why she thinks she’s groundbreaking, she was in jeans, off brand cheap trainers and a stripe top.

 

[Bumble2019]

Some months she makes nothing and other months she makes £350??! Does she mean £3500 a month?! How is she living off £350 a month?!

 

[MoodyMerde]

I always wondered who was buying all this sparkly sequinned shit that’s in the shops every year at this time. Thanks Alison, for de-influencing me again!

Also, FatFace couldn’t have found a more appropriate insta-mum to flog their wares really. That’s a shame because I quite like some of their clothes.

 

[Helmac79]

What goes through her mind when dressing herself? Its not even just this cracker of an outfit, its every single thing she puts on doesnt quite work?!!

 

[AnonymousMumOf4]

Really brave to go for a coffee with somebody who sent you a DM Alison. You brave brave girl

Advertising your favourite friendship just so you can post an ad will no doubt make your new bestie feel very appreciated I am sure. PS you need to put Ad at the beginning, not pr gifted in the middle of the text.

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

She’s become even more unhinged.

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

It looks like she put it on too thick!

Not a very good advertisement is she!

Did she even prep her nails beforehand, do the right number of coats or use the correct stuff to finish them off? Probably not

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Now it all makes sense with the hideous Matalan coat, she's at an event with them. Hope she tags the coat as ad every time she features it from now on.