Alison Perry #2

[Goblinqueen]

That chunky gold necklace is giving me 90s Argos catalogue vibes

 

[Kellyg]

So now she's complaining that people are saying they don't think she's a size 18 when she says she is? Fuck me I'd take that as a compliment! U can't win with her every comment that doesn't involve telling her how fantastic she looks she says is unkind!

 

[Shoegal17]

I thought she would be pro choice so if people want to be thin it’s not her business same as she is happy as she is. I don’t focus on her size when I see her I just think how grubby and creased she looks, her whites are grey!

How deep is she into the summer holidays? Ours go back on Tuesday and I will really miss my little buddy, I’m skint and knackered but she is so mean about her kids why have three if they are such a burden!

 

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

Dirty white trainers are never a good luck. Get a pair of gazzelles mate colourful to go with all ya other colourful clothes

 

[MoodyMerde]

Today’s shocker of an ad is for MedExpress, a company I know because they were one of the big pharmacies for fat jabs. I’ve bought Mounjaro from them in the past, I wonder if they know Alison is very much against medicated weightloss. This is like the time a couple of months ago when she advertised shapewear despite stating that she doesn’t agree with shapewear She has absolutely no principles when it comes to getting a freebie or her desperate attempts to go viral.

 

[snarkydad]

She’s got to try stay relevant

 

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

Also those grubby trainers …. Grim.

 

[Flipflopdrop]

As a working parent the long summer holidays are hard to cover and expensive, they're even longer in Scotland, but I also recognise that children need a good long break! It's good for their wellbeing. And it helps that families can spread when they go away rather than putting pressure on the same couple of weeks, like there is at the Easter fortnight. She's just looking to grab a headline.

 

[Pinko]

She's hoping to go viral again like the sequin trousers 🥱

 

[AnonymousMumOf4]

7am on new years and we've got an ad. Give it a rest

 

[snarkydad]

She always misses the mark. She’s such a try hard. Shorts need to be at least one size bigger and with a different top! She hasn’t got the shoulders for that

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

She is beyond tone deaf to her privilege

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

She’s so ignorant, she does realise that people who have coeliac disease literally have to eat like this permanently right?

And not all sauces have gluten, ffs

 

[Acorncollecter]

Ah AP telling us it's our summer too so book in those treat days. Like her spending 3 hours on a haircut/dye which looks as shit as it started.
The smug look on her ugly face - nice that she has the flexibility to have these days to herself, the money to spend, the childcare.
Read the room.

 

[skidctavish]

For the love of god Alison, buy a coat that fits! Or at least meets in the middle.

 

[Shadowlands]

And have you seen the extortionate prices of that salon she went to !!
Hardly relatable, is she!? Just so boastful

I didn't know it was possible for hairdressers to cost this much

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

Probably already had it as a gifted item but wanted the engagement so went and did a try on first before showing it. She only did that because the dress was on its way. She looked like a bag of coal in it.

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

She doesnt believe a word she is saying, it is all for the reaction and clickbait. The hair stroking in every video is a tell for lying. She does iron their stuff but says she doesnt because wants to try and be relatable and get people supporting it.

The hair stroking isn’t necessarily a tell for lying, it can be a sign of someone being uncomfortable. If I’m speaking to anyone outside my family I’m either twirling my necklace or playing with my hair but I’m not a liar.

I do agree she comes across very uncomfortable in all of her stories and also irritating. The little thumbs up she’s always doing and putting her fingers together and stroking her chin. She isn’t relaxed or natural at all.

I do genuinely think she doesn’t iron their uniforms though, she doesn’t seem to do anything and openly admits she’s lazy.

 

[Clare]

Is she ballooning on purpose?! Or is it just the awful tent dresses adding 3 dress sizes

 

[CausticYoda]

That outfit is a travesty. The print on the fireplace says it all.

I still can't cope with her hair. It makes her head look even bigger. I think a hair stylist once told her that heavy fringe and draping her hair in front of her shoulders would balance out her 'strong' facial features, but it just doesn't work.