Alison Perry #2

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

Shes dull as f. Doesnt deserve a title. Stupid mutton

 

[Bumble2019]

Not confident to wear a bikini, so gets in said bikini and shows it to millions on Instagram. Yea, I'd say that was pretty confident

Sits on stage interviewing Gemma Atkinson at the Baby Show. Nope, no not confident at all….

 

[Flipflopdrop]

Lots of back of heads shots like brummymummyof2. Who did it first?

AP did it first, I don't think I've ever seen her children's faces, whereas I'd recognise Brummy mummy's in a second.
I don't like the woman but I'll give her that.

 

[MoodyMerde]

She deffo wants a debate slot on This Morning

Yes! That’s exactly the vibe she’s going for; Rent-A-Gob Perry! So desperate for attention and striving to be relevant.

I get the impression she’s trying to make out one of her twins is neurodiverse as well. Let her be a 5 year old, stop trying to psychoanalyse her and label her behaviours, Alison!

 

[Neerg26]

Those Velcro trainers

 

[MoodyMerde]

Trying to be relevant by begging to go on some podcast, erm right Alison. Didn’t you used to have your own podcast? But didn’t every other arse who loves the sound of their own voice also have their own podcast too? Or are they only for people who are, or have gained confidence?

 

[Boblebob]

The blatant beg for free Trunkii suitcases in her latest reel

Cheeky bitch but your own

 

[Kellyg]

They don't. Terribly cut (which means terribly unflattering but I wouldn't dare tell her or she'd send her attack dogs and she'd white about it in a story or 4)

They really are! Oh god don't say that to her you're right..... unflattering is the EXACT look she's going for!!

 

[skronkywildcat]

Dayglo Benny from Crossroads.

 

[Shadowlands]

Oh look, another one. How is it a treat if you didn't pay?!

No wonder she can afford to get all these concert tickets for hundreds of pounds when she never pays for a day out.

 

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

On that netmums podcast she has shared she looks like a nodding dog. Like your gunna get whiplash soon….

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

With a haircut she would look 100% better

 

[AnonymousMumOf4]

And another post where she’s revealed halfway down the caption that it’s PR gifted! Snidey! Oh and she has the ability to go to the salon while her kids are at school because she is self-employed. Nah, she waits until her husband has finished working in a school for the summer and swans off!

screenshots to ASA. They know the rules but still flaunt them so need reported every time.

 

[Helmac79]

That barefoot sensory walk knocked me sick....I couldnt think of anything worse!

 

[Flipflopdrop]

Wait that's just the styling prices!? What about the colour? 🫣

 

[Emba]

Also those grubby trainers …. Grim.

Not those bloody adidas ones again? Urgh.

 

[CoraSP]

She's got such terrible posture!

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

Sigh. Now she's jumping on the rejection therapy bandwagon. Pick a lane Alison.

Bit late to the party. Didn’t Zoe ball post that months ago about being rejected for strictly? It feels like very old news.

 

[Bumble2019]

Those shoes WTF

she even filmed loads of pairs of shoes laid out at the shoot so why didn’t she pick a nicer pair?!!!

 

[Kellyg]

No idea why she thinks she’s groundbreaking, she was in jeans, off brand cheap trainers and a stripe top.

It's REGAINING her CONFIDENCE! Duhhh