Alison Perry #2

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

Yeah alison get on the jabs like all your chums

 

[Kellyg]

I always wondered who was buying all this sparkly sequinned shit that’s in the shops every year at this time. Thanks Alison, for de-influencing me again!

Also, FatFace couldn’t have found a more appropriate insta-mum to flog their wares really. That’s a shame because I quite like some of their clothes.

Never seen her in fatface clothes either!

 

[Helmac79]

Is it just me, or do her feet in those shoes just look so weird, it almost looks like she’s got them on the wrong feet

I hate those shoes

 

[Neerg26]

She’s finally ditched the velcro monstrosities!

 

[AnonymousMumOf4]

Clearly hates the double sequin outfit because she can't think of much to say about it and won't stand up straight. It's a hideous outfit with the boots Alison

 

[Helmac79]

Did anyone see brave Alison advertising ShaperMint shapewear? She stated that she’s anti-shapewear in the ad too. She does realise how ridiculous that makes her, right? No wonder she hardly gets adverts

Yes! And when she went to the autumn matalan (??) launch and couldn't help herself by saying about the lack of colour!

 

[Shoegal17]

What on earth is she wearing today she missing the mark every time which is a skill in itself!

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

Has she admitted to the jabs yet? I think she’s shadow banned for me so I can only watch her if I seek her out, which I don’t.

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

She's too lazy to follow any kind of restricted diet. It won't last. I sympathise as I have endo, but why has she left it this long to get sorted? I'm mid 30s and had it all removed years ago, never had a period since.

I think she was trying for the twins for years but they’re about six now aren’t they, so you’d think she would have gone ahead with the op by now.

Then again, I don’t ever remember her mentioning it tbh.

 

[Frankie75]

I hate those shoes

Me too and I know it’s winter, but I’ve never seen such pale feet

 

[MoodyMerde]

How smug is she about interviewing The PM again?

 

[Flipflopdrop]

She's barely hiding their faces, what 13 year wants to be photographed in a wetsuit!?

 

[Shoegal17]

She’s not doing well at finding anything and how long is it going to take her. I notice she has put a new season take on it so now she’s lacking confidence in a spring wardrobe.

She seems happy enough twirling around in what she’s wearing so maybe she could work on ironing some of it so she looks better. I know lots of people don’t iron these days and I only iron some things myself but certain clothing just looks better for it.

 

[Kellyg]

So… the message is: just buy new clothes every few days, then wait for the compliments to roll in

And call you out if you don't tell her she looks fabulous!

 

[Frankie75]

Tragic.

And didn't meet up with best mate brummymummyof2 who was there on a freebie. Shocking. View attachment 4036465

Those socks

 

[Whatsallthisabout]

Her “toddlers are harder than teenagers” argument (that she made when her daughter was only a preteen) coming back to bite her, I see. Plus she’s still only at the beginning of the teenage years, the hardest is yet to come.

 

[MoodyMerde]

Did anyone see brave Alison advertising ShaperMint shapewear? She stated that she’s anti-shapewear in the ad too. She does realise how ridiculous that makes her, right? No wonder she hardly gets adverts

 

[Kellyg]

Back again today with a Shapermint swimming costume try on. She can stop asking if she’s confident enough for this or that. She’s definitely confident/deluded. End of

Yea she says this every time yet has never once said nah....haven't got the confidence!! Course she bloody has, she loves herself!

 

[snarkydad]

Jesus she looks absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Helmac79]

What a cheap, catty shot at all the jabbers!