Please tell me you’re joking!!Oh and that's his name tattooed on her arm.
From his instagram, I'd say they are 13-ish and 20-ish.Do we know how old his kids are? If they read that infamous blog post which I bet they did, they must be raging/sad/hurt.
So did she delete them or did they get deleted for her? Is it even possible to delete your own posts?I am assuming all Lucy's posts have been deleted but I LOVE the bits I can read in people's quotes. What an absolute unit.
Fucking hell, I think you are right. You could not make this shit up.His last name is Salmassian and it definitely looks like ‘Salmass’ from the picture. View attachment 33002
I've said before that essentially she wants her mother's life with a few more bells and whistles so I think you're spot on with this. I can't imagine though that her parents, especially her father, are thrilled by this turn of events given that they picked up the pieces after her marriage and after Shaun. They must be concerned where the children fit into all of this.In this one, she says that her folks met and married within 4 months “and seem to be doing okay 35 years on” which sort of explains why her own internal warning klaxon isn’t going off at the fact this relationship is moving at the speed of light. She thinks she’s destined to emulate her parents relationship.
The kids are with her parents - she lives next door.The kids seem to be away with him all the time as she is always off on child free jaunts all over the place, NY, London, Dubai, Where are they while she is living it up in Dubai if the father is useless?
me too!!!!! Spill! Do you know her/him?
He’s ex Army and ex Police as well.One Twitter profile says ‘eating since 1971’ which would make him 48.
Some sort of restaurant critic?
Surprised! I think he looks about 60-63Mid 50s according to companies house.
Maybe they unfollowed each other so we didn’t find his account? Haaa. Or maybe they did have a row because we know that relationship isn’t going to last.It's @shaun444444.
On Twitter she mentions Gramps has insured her on his many cars this week, so not sure they have split?
FUCK. Like I said. Happy to be corrected. She’s a fucking idiot.His last name is Salmassian and it definitely looks like ‘Salmass’ from the picture. View attachment 33002
Ah yes that rings a bell now. What about the comedian?Not bought the book! She tagged him in an Instagram post once and then months later mentioned him getting married.
So true. She’s got responsibilities, a divorce behind her. People are put off. I don’t get why she’s so proud that she’s divorced.It's because no-one her own age would touch her with a barge pole, at 33, divorced with two kids. All her relationships with men her own age have failed because they run for the hills once it gets past seafood platters and sex.