It’s wedding weekend in the world of Princess Almond! Will it rain? Will DP turn up? Will Chessidiot make it allllll about her as usual? Will Almond actually marry Lewis?!
All I hope is that they both have a relaxed and happy day together, after all, the official stuff has all been done already.
However I can see it being a hugely elaborate photo shoot of a day, choreographed and styled to the max, with all those braying wanker chums all trying to outdo each other.
These must have been the pre ‘wedding’ moments.
Oh I can’t wait for her to log on for her daily tattle scroll and see we all saw her dress before she posted it.
I don’t mind her dress. But I really expected everything to be very classy, or at least an expect at classy but it all looks a bit garish. That bridesmaid dresss colour is way too much.