I've got a boyfriend
I never lie
Defamation
It was a handful of emails
I'm the victim
The list goes on....
The DM has a good summary of the interview, and I'm pasting the bits that are applicable to Alice here:
Pressed on the 41,000 emails, 350 hours of voice messages, 744 tweets, 48 Facebook messages, and 106 letters she is alleged to have sent him, she retorted: 'That's simply not true. There may have been a couple of emails exchanging, but that was it. Just jokey banter emails.'
She denied sending texts or Facebook messages but admitted sending him 'about 18 tweets'.
She said she had sent him 'less than ten' emails.
On whether she ever attacked one of the comedian's girlfriends during a jealous rage, she said: 'No, I don't think he had a girlfriend. But no, I have never been to his house or attacked any girlfriend or anything like that.'
Asked about the scenes showing Martha sitting for hours at a bus stop and whether she ever did that, she replied: 'No. Absolutely no… This is a fictional character. Hyperbole, exaggeration. This is a fiction. It's based on his imagination.' Fiona also denied ever contacting his parents.
On whether she was ever in love with him, she said 'no, I don't fancy little boys without jobs'.
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