She opened her mawSo just for fun, it's rhyme time, I'll start with:
There once was a lady called Alice, whose brother drove into a giant phallus...
Why has she got to involve the girls in everything? For God’s sake just protect them. They shouldn’t know anything about this crap. If she wants to vent, invite a close friend over when the girls are out of the way with their dad….. Oh wait, two things wrong with that sentenceHas this been edited from ‘we’ to ‘The girls and I
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Lol. I believe we would call him a late actor.
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She had an eternal 26 bucks,She opened her maw
Thus breaking the law
Yet can’t stop calling us callous
idk if it'd too early for thread title noms, BIB seems to sum it up.That Lisa (aka Ashley Ganzi) can fuck right off too
I guess we finding out what Alice's niggles are (people shining a light on her abuse)
Suck it up Alice. You fucked around. We found out.
When flustered, shouts bully,She had an eternal 26 bucks,
and when breaking her dvro gave zero fucks
sadly the queen had to move on from her palace
Brilliant!She opened her maw
Thus breaking the law
Yet can’t stop calling us callous
She had an eternal 26 bucks,
and when breaking her dvro gave zero fucks
sadly the queen had to move on from her palace
Can I just point out a maw is a mum hereShe opened her maw
Thus breaking the law
Yet can’t stop calling us callous
https://giphy.com/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIUWhen flustered, shouts bully,
Which is bullshit most fully,
Considering it's her that is dripping with malice
I have no idea wtf has gone on in the last 12hrs but this had me howlingTattle is showing me engagement rings. That's been done already.
How about...
Wedding dresses.
Wedding dresses.
Wedding dresses.
West of Scotland here too I went with the majority meaningCan I just point out a maw is a mum here
To Trader Joe's in blue shoes,When flustered, shouts bully,
Which is bullshit most fully,
Considering it's her that is dripping with malice
It was all so crazy, I was having a couple of beer but I didn’t realize until now (I told y’all I’m behind haha) that there were 4 fucking versions. I just screenshatted whenever and whateverthis represents her fans well imo. apparently if you take the kids away into your sole "care" there is a magic protection shield around you that allows you to be as abusive as you want. It's your victims fault then. And your victim is not allowed to fight back, because magic. I'm sure the ex-partners of all these women most thrive now to have these women of their backs (I am sure that a few of her fans actually have horrible ex-partners, but given that Alice is a text book abuser and narc you have to doubt most of them for seeing themselves in Alice)
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there were at least four versions
1st one
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then she was obsessing over one user here
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In the 3rd version she added the bit about Ioan in
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then in her current version she removed half of that again (clearly even she realized that this is a dumb thing to say after those same kids tried to get the most ridiculous DVRO against him ever)
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Maybe they can stop for a coffee on the way?If you're Alice "right kids, we're going to the police station. They've been gossiping about me again on Tattle". Still it gets them out of the house, so always a silver lining...
You beat me to it & way more funny!I’m wondering if when one of the girls writes their memoirs of life with Mommie Dearest where the trip to BH Police Department will feature in their great days out.
Will it be better than YogurtLand, up their with Trader Joes, almost as exciting as the dog groomers or will it be a white-knuckle ride in the Prius only surpassed by a trip to the coffee shop?
The kids also threatened to report Iris to police for eh, sitting in IG's car. The apples aren't falling far from the tree.I’m wondering if when one of the girls writes their memoirs of life with Mommie Dearest where the trip to BH Police Department will feature in their great days out.
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