Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate

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StephenTJackson

Non-stop travelling, what’s he doing going to a new Waitrose each day to buy sushi? Or some other uncultured waste of time.
 
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Jelly Bean

QuietQuistie said:
Is that the photography book on the table? Looks like an arty book of nudey ladies to me Alfie! Someone did notice this on Zoe's thread too!
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I think that is that very expensive arty book *cough* nudies *cough* he made a fuss about ordering after he had spotted in a shop when he was somewhere abroad with Zoe - I think it's about £250.
 
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GossWhore

Jelly Bean said:
I think that is that very expensive arty book *cough* nudies *cough* he made a fuss about ordering after he had spotted in a shop when he was somewhere abroad with Zoe - I think it's about £250.
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Yes its this book
 
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thenomad

So non-stop takeaways and an excuse for why his videos are uploaded late. The same as before. Wow. Can’t wait. My eyes are ready to roll non-stop for his “best” content.
 
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circleofwillis

GossWhore said:
Yes its this book View attachment 54100
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He went on a trip with his 7 year girlfriend carrying a nude book to read!!!!!?????? Yes nudity can be art but this circumstance is f*cking inappropriate. I mean.... hello can’t you study nudity in real life when your 7 year girlfirend is right there on a getaway trip!?
Unless he considers this similar to “watching porn with my girlfriend” then... he is f*cking being disrespectful to the author and the models in that book.
Either way, he annoys me LMAO
 
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boredjess

He's going to eat all the local pizzas... That's local food.. right?



I think he's excited to be away.. cough
 
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thenomad

I would love Alfie for once to follow through on having the best content/content of the year/whatever other adjective he wants to stick to his mediocre videos. He said his Italy video was going to be amazing and it really wasn't. He promised us the content of the year and it still hasn't happened. He bought a halfpipe that he never used himself. We never saw the after results of his 90 day challenge. He bought expensive equipment for his podcast that floundered and never became a podcast. It goes on and on.

I think he brought that art book to be edgy. Probably thinks it's so kewl there's omg! bewbies!!! on the cover. I guarantee the pressed boobs art in their bedroom is something Alfie bought or convinced Zoe that they should get it. I don't think he's doing it to intentionally hurt Zoe more so than to show off he has an expensive book (one that wasn't gifted to him). Much like the Range Rover they drive, a car they absolutely don't need but drive for the status despite Range Rovers being notorious for having lots of issues and being high maintenance. These two are very much into showing off all the items they buy or own even if it's only used once.

Either way, their getaway is going to be spend 99.9% indoors and ordering food. Zoe is saving up her strength for when they go away for Christmas. She can only be away from her beloved couch for so many days.
 
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Horatio

£450?! Disgustingly indulgent whatever the situation but he literally has no reason to buy that.No real interest in photography, certainly no talent. Absolutely no interest ever shown in art. Guarantee he just bought it because it was that expensive. £20 and he wouldn’t have looked twice.
 
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Jelly Bean

Yes but it looks so nice on any coffee table. He is such a twat.
 
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boredjess

thenomad said:
She can only be away from her beloved couch for so many days.
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I'm sure there's couches in all the air b&b or whatever they've booked


thenomad said:
I would love Alfie for once to follow through on having the best content/content of the year/whatever other adjective he wants to stick to his mediocre videos.
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I think you'll need to write to Santa Claus
 
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Youtubegossip

The problem is he’s such a twat he actually believes that Italy video was outstanding.

annoys the shit out of me the way he tries to do his intro likes Casey Neistat now by setting up the camera then walking over to it to intro the video.

alfie is pathetic, he paid for a skate ramp, got his mates to paint it and hasn’t skated on it ONCE. That was bought simply so he could try and push his MERCH as a skate brand and pretend he’s into skateboarding. I could walk around with a skateboard under my arm, doesn’t make me a skater.

His gormless gummy laugh clap makes my skin crawl. I’ve never know someone think they are as special as Alfie and have licherrrrallly nothing going for them
 
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cherry198

Can’t believe another year has gone by and still nothing’s changed both in his ‘career’ and his personal life. It’s the same shit every year and it’s beyond boring now.
 
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Yel

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I think saying he makes mediocre content gives way too much credit. He licherally makes lame copies of what he's seen others do while simultaneously thinking he's an amazing creative genius that's changing the world.

Little things he does are infuriating and show how he's never had any real issues in life. Like how he actually screams and makes such a big deal of the landrover being too hot / cold (delete as applicable for the time of year) while he sits with the engine idling waiting for it to heat up / cool down.
 
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Alightened

I wish I was as full of confidence in my abilities as Alfie is in his. Someone (his parents probably), have blown smoke up his arse so much that he believes he's the bee's knees, the dog's bollock's, the next prophet, Businessman of the Year etc etc. Unfortunately, he's none of those, he was just in the right place at the right time. To most people I imagine he's just a laughing stock and a joke.
 
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Youtubegossip

Whinging about his laptop getting fixed. FOR FREE.... and that he needs it for travelling.

hasn’t it been broken for two months and he’s only just taken it in? Fuck off elf

“I want zoe to dress more street wear”
Why don’t you just go and find a girl that you aren’t a dick to Alfie you moron. And bro your the least street person I’ve ever seen you Tory wanker
 
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Horatio

Yes agree, he just never gets any better. Watching the new vlog all his ghastliness seemed clearer than ever. He’s ripping off Casey neistat when he started vlogging... but SO badly. It’s kind of more frustrating because he can’t even mimic talent convincingly, yet he has all this success. His mundane time lapses, the way he’s tried to play about with the speed and sync music to it as Casey popularised in what 2016? Anyway it was just so poorly done, no heart, no skill, no innovation. (To confirm it Casey uploaded a really lovely video today. But more to the point he has developed through about a dozen editing styles since the one Alfie is trying to ineptly to copy.)

It also occurred to me how bland his personality is, though he’s got so used to being watched it’s given him a false sense of how interesting he is.

Not to mention the time change. Wow I needed a new paragraph for discussing how ludicrous he is with that stuff. Every time the clocks go back or he takes any trip to Europe and jumps an hour or two ahead he acts like he’s just flown to Australia. Alfie it’s in your head if it “feels so much later” than 8 o clock and no one really cares that that’s the time - because it’s nine. An hour. It drives me crazy how he patronisingly explains to the audience, twice a year, exactly what mad thing has happened with time and why. And I mean really explains...

“It’s currently like 8pm? now but it literally feels like 11pm because the clocks went back. So it’s only 9pm. But it’s actually 8pm.”

We aren’t ready for this-sick-content, guys.
 
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QuietQuistie

So his whinging has finally worked and Apple are fixing it for free? I half paid attention to the vlog, but telling someone what to wear Is A RED FLAG ZOE
 
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Youtubegossip

QuietQuistie said:
So his whinging has finally worked and Apple are fixing it for free? I half paid attention to the vlog, but telling someone what to wear Is A RED FLAG ZOE
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Apple are usually pretty good with stuff like that if you haven’t had it for a long time. However he’s moaning about how he needs it and he’s going travelling etc.... he’s known it’s been broken for weeks and done nothing. He’s probably got a ton of free Samsung and other brand laptops he’s been sent for free as well.

QuietQuistie said:
So his whinging has finally worked and Apple are fixing it for free? I half paid attention to the vlog, but telling someone what to wear Is A RED FLAG ZOE
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He wants her to look ‘street’
He genuinely thinks he’s street in his merch doesn’t he. Wish they’d put him on some reality show where he lives the life of an ACTUAL person his age who has to pay bills etc
 
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