He is all about engagement, except when it comes to Zoe, who he is never putting a ring on.Great point, I never thought of that. I just thought he was being stupid
He is the neighbour.Do they have neighbours? I should think them moving in instantly devalued every property within a mile radius!!!
Literally the previous story on his Insta.He actually said
‘Don’t get me wrong I still use plastic OCCASIONALLY’ is he actually that unaware of his wastage. He’s constantly getting coffees out with plastic lids. Constantly eating take away food in containers. Constantly buying shit like the pool. Buys fast fashion. Literally never seems to have a coat or shorts etc and has buy new ones. Drives a Range Rover to the shop.
He’s the most un eco friendly person ever
‘Maybe Zoella can take you out shopping for some big boy clothes’ had me howlingSeeing one of the comments above - I couldn't believe either he went to that meeting in a t shirt and shorts. So disrespectful.
but its alright guyz as he uses a paper strawAnyone know how much it was? If Alfie so much as hints at promoting a sustainable, minimal waste lifestyle, I will LOSE MY SHIT. Everything he buys is ‘single use’ and ‘disposable’ in his eyes, like that pool he bought last year. Him and Zoe are just too damn lazy to pack it away properly so they can use it next year, rather than let it rot at the back of their garden. I despise the pair for it. I have inflatable pool toys that are 5+ years old up in my loft and they last because I take 3 minutes of my time to bring them inside and store away. Disgusting, wasteful pair.
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She has five kids so it probably suited her just fine being interviewed by this twat, she’s used to kids playing shop, dress up, being idiots.11 minutes in and I’m falling to sleep.
Btw. Susan didn’t get you those gifts. One of her PA’s did. Susan is probably a super busy lady, because you know she’s an actual businesswomen.
Bet she’s not got a fucking paddling pool and skateramp in her garden
Brace yourselves guys, he gonna be wearing tight lycra!Charity bike ride in October guyzzzzzz
Let’s not forget Zoe moved away from her family, her childhood friends, her home. That was a huge step for her, would be for most people. Alfie tried London for a hot minute, then got homesick [emoji849] I think Alfie is holding Zoe back, for sure.Disagree that Zoe holds him back. Even when he’s with the boyyyzzz he’s lame as fuck. Gets them to do anything that’s slightly adventurous so he can sit back and film it.
He couldn’t live in London because it was too far from Mummy.
Alfie would do fuck all without Zoe, he’d probably go and live in London and try and be a buttercream boy from 2014 even though that’s not a thing any more. He’s not got an original bone in his body. He’d probably also make Morgan move to London with him, because he can’t be on his own.
This reminds me of last year when people were making those twitter accounts of things that he “loved” that went missing aka he didn’t pay any attention to anymoreI want the 90 day challenge results. I’ve said it about 3 times but WHERE ARE THEY