Alfie Deyes #14 future self coffee

[electricmallows]

That platter followed by lunch at Oeuf. They're a parody of themselves at this point

Alfie’s just a prime example of why Tattle should have a “” reaction

 

[newtoyou]

Have any of his videos aged well? not sarcasm, 100% serious.
I am truly curious.
Are there any Alfie videos that in this the year of our eldritch overlord 2022, that are actually slightly interesting to watch?
I want to know. Is there any piece of content that he has made that is worthwhile?

After all hose years online, his biggest legacy has become “I’m not a Tory”

 

[Lilykins]

They look like more of a couple than alfie and Zoe do.

 

[jammy]

Must be terribly hot for him now with those solar panels in his mouth.

 

[jvalentine2189]

Trying to hide the receding hairline.

 

[Danmax]

with this thread starting feb 14 what do you think the chances are of finishing this thread before feb 14 next year, i say no chance.

 

[Yupyupyup]

Dunno if any of you are avid tiktok watchers but the fact someone compared Alfie to poncy Paul has me crying . So accurate

 

[Snackella]

Only Alfie would call 7 am "stupidly early" lol

 

[Susspicious]

Can’t help but wonder if Alfie was waiting to be sent a PlayStation 5 for free but just… never was. So he finally bought one himself.

 

[TheSilverFox]

Guys, Pay will be at school by the time we get to thread 15

 

[coconochanel]

no one cares about alfie do they, there has been one post in the last 10 days.

If we ever get to a new thread my title suggestion is...

Alfie Deyes #15 Alfie who?

 

[coconochanel]

Alfie with his click bate video titles … ‘we can finally announce it’ hoping to real in remaining zalfie fans by making it sound like an engagement when it’s just their collab.

A collab no one asked for and no one wants.

 

[Lilykins]

 

[kyrag2803]

His jumper that says “Sporty and rich” I was thinking god, has he not learned from the living off of £1 challenge or whatever? “I am not a Tory”

 

[Yel]

Literally everything he sells is something white label. It's laughable how he goes to such lengths to stage "business meetings" when all of this merch anyone could setup and sell in half an hour.

I wonder if he genuinely does think he's this amazing business man? He does make money from it as a couple thousand do buy it. But it's shameless zero effort cash grabs. Hardly anything to be proud of.

Edit added pics so in years to come and he deleted his coffee insta this cringe remains

 

[Ugholhere]

It’s so weird how untraveled they are when you think about it, blows my mind. Millionaires and all the time in the world.

 

[jvalentine2189]

I would like to see him do this properly on camera himself. Why doesn't he go kayaking or rock climbing and film it. Surely his life now isn't just monologues and driving around.

*Arrested Development Narrator*

"His life was, in fact, just monologues and driving around."

 

[coconochanel]

I think if Alfie had had previous GF's before Zoe he wouldn't have stayed with her.

 

[kyrag2803]

Why is he acc obsessed w everything anyone else does, he does absolutely bloody everything for the aesthetic I can’t help but cringe

 

[kyrag2803]

This made me laugh so much