Alfie Deyes #14 future self coffee

[jvalentine2189]

oh he looks tragic
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He looks more like Russell Brand than Russell Brand looks like Russell Brand.

 

[Alyssa2468]

I am seriously not in the mood for these freeloading arseholes today.
Dick!!

I'm not shocked by a lot when it comes to influences freeloading but this is another level!! He broke the phone with his stupidity yet gets a free replacement, even though he can more than afford it. There are people really struggling at the moment, how either he or Sky thought that posting that would go down well in anyones eyes??

 

[jammy]

I thought ceramic mug meant his toothy face.

 

[jammy]

I see Alfie has been having ice baths with Dianne. His wet dream right there.

Hope his teeth don't chatter, he'll lose his bottom lip.

 

[jvalentine2189]

He's really using that baby for views!!!

The last thumbnail "with the family" and its just Pay
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Single Dad Deyes reporting for duty!

 

[electricmallows]

The way he says “thank yew sew mach” it sounds so fake

 

[GossWhore]

Not the 3 star review calling it "basic" l

 

[milkyways]

his story from today: you know when your body just knows its friday~


says a guy who doesnt have 9-5 work hours from monday to friday.
some tori shit right there

 

[BridgetJones]

It’s too early to read such stuff…

 

[kissfm]

Relaxed saturday at home? What about relaxed mondays tuesdays wednesdays etc at home? Can’t believe these people think the rest of their days are so busy that they need a day off at home

 

[electricmallows]

The emotional future self advert with the end part where Alfie looks stunned drinking that coffee

I had to laugh when I saw it though I’m not sure why he looks like he’s seen a ghost. We already know it’ll be awful coffee but who’s going to buy it from this face after an ad like that..

 

[jackolantern]

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Here we see the basic white man in a room as bland as his personality

I feel like the top and bottom of his face don't match. Like if you drew a line half away across his nose, the top half is one man and the bottom is another, like those flip books when you were a kid and you could make allsorts of funny faces. The bottom half is like 1.5x width/size of the top, it doesn't look right.

 

[Susspicious]

Can’t stand the way he calls rooms “spaces”. Almost as bad as calling clothes “garments” or whatever wanky shit it is he says.

 

[Ugholhere]

Did he really make an Instagram account for his tomato plants

 

[coconochanel]

He should have done his futureself a favour and checked shopify was set up properly

 

[Yupyupyup]

This cake… looks bad
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Looks like a tapeworm

 

[Dramabyname]

When he rubs his chin

 

[kyrag2803]

in his new vid he says “I’m all about the slowing down, chilling out life” I’m not being funny, but what is it in his life that is so stressful? Obviously we don’t know what goes on behind closed doors, but I’m assuming he’s talking work wise.

 

[Lemontree04]

Isn’t gardening Joe’s thing?

Yep! And he genuinenly loves it.
Of course Alfie had to copy him

 

[GossWhore]

Of course his latest ADbhai is with...........Waitrose

He left a moment that was just silence in the video. I guess he forgot to edit music ontop. So I did my own liddle edit.. enjoy