Alfie Deyes #10 Do your futureself a favour and finish something!
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Advertising the mushroom water being LICHERALLY SICK AND SAVAGE for well being and health then whinges all vlog about being tired? head.
The secrets out podcast...here's a secret Alf NO ONE CARES about your crappy podcast!
I don’t understand how or why it’s taking him so long to release this podcast, wasn’t it at the start of lockdown or earlier that he had been filming for it over Skype or whatever with “celebrity guests”. It’s been that long I can’t remember the time line of it all
If he had realised it at the estate of lockdown he might have got better listening figure because a lot of people were furloughed or had more time as they were stuck inside the whole time, he could easily have got an editor and just been like right 10 episodes, 1 every week see how we get on, but no, as usual he’s missed his perfect window and no doubt he’s a bit of a control freak because he seems to do all of this side himself (why I still have 0 idea)
Is he opening a Futureself shop?
- Just waiting on the day he turns into an anti-vaxxer
- Once again, WHY DO THEY WEAR FAKE GLASSES?!?!?
- Scamella is too weak to pick corn
- The 27(?) year old is sad his ice cream doesn't have sweets in it
- Whinges the whole video about being tired after praising his miracle shiit(ake) that he's never used before
- TBF, I'd be constantly drinking too if I had to spend time with Scammy
- So their idea of exercising the dog is constantly giving her treats? I guess that fits with their workout routines as well - walk/run for 10 seconds and then gorge on chocolate
Are you kidding? That gave him 4 years worth of the same joke/content.
The secrets out Fraggy, YOU ARE A bleeping BIG HEADED, TORY, FAKE TOOTHED, RINGWORM RIDDEN twit.
Why does he still refer to it as a podcast? Its videos of him talkng tit to people, he has never once bothered to upload the audio to any podcast platforms. It's just another YouTube video series except he had a mic and sits at a desk.
He said it won't be released until September, which just baffles me. Like it doesn't take a month to edit a podcast anyway. Is he really that bloody lazy?
Like his fans are interested in the Kemps FGS. He needs someone like One direction.
This is why he asked KSI, thought he could get big viewing numbers, I still think it’s gonna flop, wish he’d just ditch YouTube etc, just be a property investor and duck off
Poor zoella, woken up at 4am to do his mini ad and placed below an unreadably small legal declaration. It's what she deserves though
Why is Zoe dressing like Poppy with the oversized jumper and dress combo? And why such an ugly outfit? And what is with Alfredo’s awkward poses? Why do they both have tragic hair styles? And what do sunflowers have to do with the Mini?
So many questions but also idgaf at the same time. Make the ugly stop. My eyes hurt.
This made me cringe so bad .. when he said “and now it’s time for the vlog to stop” ...
is that really necessary to leave in .. or is it to show us that he does have sex or at the very least see’s her boobs 
They are both attention seeking, she had no need to do that, and he had no need to mention itThis made me cringe so bad .. when he said “and now it’s time for the vlog to stop” ...
Wow Alfie really is trying to imitate Joe, first streaming, then buying the camper van, now alluding to he is going to have sex at the end of the vlog. Joe does the exact same thing with Dianne he filming when it's clear she is naked under the covers & has after sex hair. What's next will Alfie try to get on Strictly or try to go into the west end
Oh god they are eating a Wagamama's in bed. Who the hell does that?
I don't see much difference than normal
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