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Alex just casually mentioning how they popped to Crete on their way to Cyprus, as though she's talking about how she popped to Tesco on her way home from work! so relatable! 
Why does she want to be so relatable? Why do these with lots of money pretend they don’t then feel guilty?
don’t draw people into your insta acting you have nothing then apologising using the ‘privileged’ card
Live your fancy life love just don’t ducking pretend to struggle or act like you understand how to be hard up
So many do it! People like Stacey Solomon
don’t draw people into your insta acting you have nothing then apologising using the ‘privileged’ card
Live your fancy life love just don’t ducking pretend to struggle or act like you understand how to be hard up
So many do it! People like Stacey Solomon
Exactly this ...yesterday's story with her face f**kin herself whilst messing about with her thin wispy fringe then casually mentioning she might buy a dyson airwrap - which is no change out of 6 or £700. She really is a self absorbed twit.
Can’t wait to watch her try to style her three hairs with the Airwrap.
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I know it's low talking about physical appearance but she's making such a big fuss out of styling her hair when she literally has nothing on her head. Give it up girl !The dyson would be wasted on her. She should get herself some decent extensions for thickness
urgh, it will be like that heartless curls drama all over again. so dragged out and repetitive and boring, except this time she will have spent £700 instead of the exaggerated reaction to her attempting to untie the felt tips she has tangled in her hair.Dead
just Alex finally realising that maybe just maybe, she isn't a good person. 
although admittedly, defining herself as a "nice" person is also incredibly questionable...
although admittedly, defining herself as a "nice" person is also incredibly questionable...
More inane stories about her hideous nails - she's in a privileged position to be able to afford to have them done professionally but no acknowledgement of that when she's acting like a self absorbed child.
Dreary Dave needs a medal for putting up with her vacuous nonsense
Dreary Dave needs a medal for putting up with her vacuous nonsense
I don’t think dopey Dave is fully switched on to be honest and probably likes all the free tit and popularity but pretends he doesn’t
That downturned mouth of hers makes me want to physically vom 
The heatless curls, man… surely she can see that her hair doesn’t form a curl around the tool and therefore will never magically be curly in the morning?! I also have rubbish thin hair, we get what we’re given babes just give up the heatless curl dream
1. Her hair is thin, wispy and hasn't a hope in hell of curling
2. She's not funny.
3. She doesn't need 8 penises , when she's such a fool!
2. She's not funny.
3. She doesn't need 8 penises , when she's such a fool!
can't wait for tomorrow morning's pregased stories where Alex films herself getting more and more frustrated in her stories, attempting to detangle those octopus penises from her hair, and having to call Dave to get the scissors to release them. there will be tears and unnecessary drama.The heatless curls, man… surely she can see that her hair doesn’t form a curl around the tool and therefore will never magically be curly in the morning?! I also have rubbish thin hair, we get what we’re given babes just give up the heatless curl dream
ffs, why does she keep spending money on products that supposedly create heatless curls? it isn't gon a work. she knows it isn't going to work. she's doing it solely for content, because she thinks it's funny and assumes that people associate her with failed attempts at heatless curls, thus she is desperate to keep recreating the same, boring content. nobody bleeping cares
absolutely nobody is going to wake up tomorrow, desperate to tune into Alex's stories and watch her whinge that her hair is tied in knots and her "minge" is sticking up at stupid angles, only to be forced to wash her hair and restyle it. totally predictable outcome, as she has proved repeatedly that her heatless curl attempts are never successful. who the duck does she think is interested in watching her fail again, and moan dramatically as a result.
it looks like if you pull that curl a bit too strong the whole thing will come off her head.
The thing with the heartless curls that DRIVES ME INSANE, is that there is ZERO preparation for success. She does not even brush her hair to get it to go smoothly around the contraption. Never mind putting a bit of product in like a light oil or a leave in conditioner or even just wetting it!!! There is no true attempt for success! And then she stands looking like a gutted fish in the mirror when it looks terrible 
It's like she wants it to fail so she can act like a harmless twit!The thing with the heartless curls that DRIVES ME INSANE, is that there is ZERO preparation for success. She does not even brush her hair to get it to go smoothly around the contraption. Never mind putting a bit of product in like a light oil or a leave in conditioner or even just wetting it!!! There is no true attempt for success! And then she stands looking like a gutted fish in the mirror when it looks terrible
This!! No product, doesn’t even try on slightly damp hair.The thing with the heartless curls that DRIVES ME INSANE, is that there is ZERO preparation for success. She does not even brush her hair to get it to go smoothly around the contraption. Never mind putting a bit of product in like a light oil or a leave in conditioner or even just wetting it!!! There is no true attempt for success! And then she stands looking like a gutted fish in the mirror when it looks terrible
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