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Bacon & egg sandwiches and a Mars bar!Lauren Goodger gave birth, her meal??
SO Ladies, what did you feast on after giving birth to your children?
2 plain double cheeseburgers
3x 9 chicken nuggets (pre share box)
2 large fries
apple pie
strawberry milkshake
coke
OH and cheese dippers for my eldest and youngest, thank you 2 december babies
got a gingerbread latte the morning after my middle as hes october
3x 9 chicken nuggets (pre share box)
2 large fries
apple pie
strawberry milkshake
coke
OH and cheese dippers for my eldest and youngest, thank you 2 december babies
got a gingerbread latte the morning after my middle as hes october
Dd1: toast, grapes, and a cuppa.
DD2: toast and an apple
I'm not toast crazy, really I'm not, it was what I was offered...!
DD2: toast and an apple
I'm not toast crazy, really I'm not, it was what I was offered...!
1st: Tea and toast from the hospital
2nd: Tea and toast from the hospital and a chocolate flapjack I packed
2nd: Tea and toast from the hospital and a chocolate flapjack I packed
Jesus bleeping Christ.
every bleeping woman. Ever;
Toast.
Lauren;
duck off love, did your boyfriend steal it. Will he eat like this in prison.
every bleeping woman. Ever;
Toast.
Lauren;
duck off love, did your boyfriend steal it. Will he eat like this in prison.
I had toast after the first, a stale tuna sandwich after the second and after the third I was fed up of the whole business and I went home to get myself something. I'm a redhead, I'm surprised I complied for that long tbh.
i could’ve ate a whole horse afterwards, im always absolutely starving after i give birth
bloody hell2 plain double cheeseburgers
3x 9 chicken nuggets (pre share box)
2 large fries
apple pie
strawberry milkshake
coke
I’m picturing the baby sleep crib at your side with the newborn baby soundly asleep.....balancing a bbq sauce from McDonald’s on it’s nose.
I mean, you kinda did
27 chicken nuggets alone is Guinness book of records competitive eating standards 
The most wonderful buttery double done toast (I like it nearly burnt) made by the lovely midwife and a glorious cup of tea! Honestly it’s the best tasting tea and toast after Labour, then a bag of tracker bars, Elevenses bars etc I’d chomp my way through whilst the ward was sleeping and I’d be staring at the cot just to check they’re breathing every 2 mins, all my lot have been middle of the night jobs!
I believe it was a McDonald’s Big Mac meal can’t remember 100% though
mcdonalds just tastes so much nicer after pushing a human out, can’t wait for November 
In fairness you were probably so bunged up after all that it saves the fear of the first painful poop for a few daysmcdonalds just tastes so much nicer after pushing a human out, can’t wait for November
I actually went home the same day and cooked a meal from scratch. What was I thinking?
Toast and tea ( hospital special ) . I think it was a few weeks before I ate a full meal .
How could Lozza eat that after giving birth!
I remember the first bit of food they brought me in the hospital after giving birth was this rock hard jacket potato. Could have broken a window with it. It didn’t even have any toppings just a tiny smear of butter. Absolutely rank!
I then lived off cold hospital toast for a couple of days till we went home.
Why did I not think of stopping at the Maccys D drive thru on the way home?! If I ever have another child I best do that!
I remember the first bit of food they brought me in the hospital after giving birth was this rock hard jacket potato. Could have broken a window with it. It didn’t even have any toppings just a tiny smear of butter. Absolutely rank!
I then lived off cold hospital toast for a couple of days till we went home.
Why did I not think of stopping at the Maccys D drive thru on the way home?! If I ever have another child I best do that!
My husband brought me a massive burrito the day after our first child was born (emergency section under GA, very out of it straight after the birth, no appetite and poorly from sepsis). It was heavenly after having not eaten a proper meal for 3 days but I couldn’t finish it.
With my second baby (elective c-section) they gave me toast in the recovery room but I couldn’t eat it as the spinal made me very sick so my husband ate it. I was only kept in one night and back home the next day. I snacked on grapes and Jelly Babies while in there.
With my second baby (elective c-section) they gave me toast in the recovery room but I couldn’t eat it as the spinal made me very sick so my husband ate it. I was only kept in one night and back home the next day. I snacked on grapes and Jelly Babies while in there.