Adverts you hate

[rubicon]

‘Someone’s knocking at your door, somebodies ringing your bell’

Oh piss of. Sorry if this one has been said already

 

[clueless]

Ohhh I hate ads!! Laughing and nodding in agreement with so many of these

I absolutely HATED those stupid Nationwide ones with the people talking, thank Christ they don't seem to be airing them anymore. Dad had to mute the television every time they came on, they annoyed him (and me!) that much remember there was that one with the pregnant woman, one of the things she said was about her friend "looking after her kid so she could give birth to this one"... so, what, you just left your child for months during lockdown with your friend just because you were pregnant??

I hate that cat food one where it's the man singing "ohhh feeeeed meeeee". There was that other cat food advert too, Dreamies I think it was, with the creepy man who used the food to borrow cats, to help him with women

I also can't stand the Vodaphone ads with that awful version of "Come Together" that's played constantly through this whole period. That Purple Bricks woman is annoying too, there's something creepy about her

The only ad I am happy to see is that adorable ad for Fairy, the one with that Don't Worry About A Thing song and the cute animated baby. I love that one

 

[Sweatingbullets]

That bloody Virgin Media one with the young girl rapper. It’s just shit!

 

[NeverEnough]

Any holiday advert which will invariably have a shot of someone jumping into a completely empty swimming pool.

Expectation v reality. The pool is never empty and to do a running jump into one will inevitably result in a large unwelcome splash and a punch up with a wet pissed up scouser.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

With the breathy female vocals for what were often up-tempo songs with male singers.

Yes I bloody hate those too
The worst was the woman strangling "We've Only Just Begun" Originally sung to perfection by Karen Carpenter this one puffs & wheezes to completely RUIN it

 

[ednaturnblad]

Not sure if it's still on but that 'She does Stacey' hair dye one has ensured I will never be a Nice n Easy customer. The narration is terrible too and goes on for far too long. Do I need a detailed description of the exact shade of Stacey Dooley's hair? No I do not.

 

[Beaversabout]

I really hate the cremation advert. Why is everyone so happy and celebrating that thought? Let's pour some wine and arrange your body disposal?

 

[emm]

There was an awful one about mucking about on farms - someone slowly sinking into a slurry pit. Haunted me for years. I lived on a farm

The one I cannot stand now, and has been mentioned before, is that awful 'Daisy daisy daisy' in that flat monotone all perfume ads have to have apparently.

All perfume ads are just awful

 

[A girl has no name]

The weight watchers one with James Cordon 'oh you're waiting for this advert to finish'. Fuck off.
Also those numan erectile dysfunction ones DONG DONG DONG what the fuck

 

[Renegadedancer]

Nationwide adverts are dire. Remember the one with annoying sisters, one was singing the other playing keyboard. I remember it though and I guess that’s the whole idea!

 

[Shestheman22]

The new ASDA one with the bloke with the strange eyes. I turn the sound off and don't look at it.

I work for Asda and that advert is the talk of the office, everyone hates it! Thought it was a piss take.

 

[Samf2020]

When I watch anything on Drama channel (I like old BBC crime stuff) there is constantly an ad for over 50s dating and and it is just so bad I cringe if I catch a second of it.

 

[Sticks&Stones]

As somebody else noted above, the government Covid adverts with the participants looking into the camera will have literally no effect on the audience it's supposed to; the dickheads frequently breaking restrictions. If people haven't managed to process the severity of the pandemic by now, frankly they never will do, unless it directly affects them.

 

[Ruby Woo]

Perf with bloody surf makes me want to drop kick the tv

 

[no-no]

Fucking corona adverts. Only radio, don't watch tv or other. Feel like they're doing mind control every few minutes, just no need

You should hear the ones on Welsh radio. If you dare to go out you will spread covid and they will die. Came here for Candi Staton not propaganda, thanks

 

[CatCafe234]

Its Jet2. I’ve never been on a Jet2 flight but apparently that song gets played when you are on/getting on the plane as well so there is no escaping it

Dear God, that’s definitely a human rights issue. Imagine if your takeoff is delayed and you have to listen to that for hours and hours and hours and …

 

[JD-Morgan]

Not sure if it's been mentioned but the tampon advert

'Get it up there!'

No, get off my tv

 

[Sooziom]

Perf with surf!!! Arrrrrrr! Drives me mad

 

[Sweatingbullets]

The one with the Dr from embarrassing bodies! Yes because I really need to have cream for dry fannies advertised to me whilst I'm eating my dinner

I don’t get why women need these adverts anyway. If I had a dry fanny, I’d either ask my local pharmacist or my GP!

 

[Blowup80]

The Fairy non bio advert with Vogue William's. Its irrational and I dont even know anything shes really done or been in but omg she is annoying and her mouth area seems so large ?

I hate this too especially when she says "click clack"