Adverts you hate

[BessieB]

The one with the man in his dressing gown getting a boiler delivered. The toy robot saying 'Boiler, Boiler!' Makes me rage and it's on constantly!

 

[Al Fresco]

Remember "Charley says................................."? Then there was the "Learn to swim young man" and that other really terrifying one also about the danger of deep water.
No wonder I grew up warped LOL!

The one with a chip pan fire put me off deep frying anything, ever.

 

[Orphan_Black]

It’s maybe been mentioned but I absolutely HATE the Bold advert where she’s going for an interview
“You’ve been thinking about it for days!!!!”
But she leaves it to the day of her fecking interview to look for something to wear. Honestly it makes me irrationally angry

PREACH!!!

She is useless!

 

[Emperor]

And Wellyphant (sp?) saying never touch matches, along with a child describing how she was playing with her dolly and saw some matches on the side. Makes me shiver now.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Oh but the fake dog is great though!

I love the fake dog too

 

[Margo_Channing]

It's not a TV ad but a radio one, it's the BOoOOSt your credit scoooore!! Honestly I wanna crash the car or throw the radio when ever it comes on.

 

[antisocialmedia]

The audible advert with the craggy faced man, on YouTube . His face makes me boke.

 

[Sweatingbullets]

Bloody McDonalds ads all the time! Who the fuck eats that toxic cardboard in this day and age…

 

[Snippysnips]

The ones where they use kids cause they think they will get the "cute" factor, I hated that one where the boy was calling his mother by her name, then there's another one where the kid is using such a high tone, I already hate the Glasgow accent but when the tone goes up even higher at the end like shut up

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Every other advert banging on about their green/vegan/plant-based/carbon-neutral credentials.

Agree. And the supermarkets.

 

[Pat the Dog]

Oh but the fake dog is great though!

I love the fake dog too

Nothing against the dog, but if you didn't see the caption, would you know what it was advertising?

Some adverts try too hard to be amusing, so sometimes viewers/consumers miss the whole point of it.

 

[emerald]

This is probably really mean but the Macmillian one with the little girl sobbing and the loud as fuck classical music. Both sounds are horrendous.

 

[wakametango]

Oh I dunno about that. My daughter had an so-called English teacher who was useless. This silly creature sent back daughter's homework with what she said were spelling mistakes underlined in red biro, but I knew damned-well they were correct as daughter had asked me as she wrote the essay but I let it ride that time.

Then the next essay comes back with all the same red underlining so I checked with A Proper Old Dictionary BOOK, not spellcheck, and yes my spellings were correct so I took my red pen out and corrected ALL the teacher's spelling errors (of which there were plenty) along with a note telling her that she ought to invest in a Dictionary before criticising other people's spellings based on her use of Americanised spellings as per her spellchecker. Oddly enough daughter never had any more red biro after that

As a teacher, I apologise!

 

[Louisej3]

This one

 

[Bitofthebubbly]

The vision express advert with the most eye wateringly annoying repetitive ‘song’ (if you can call it that) puts my teeth on edge. Think it’s for contact lenses or something idk but the sound, argh!

 

[rivermonster]

Seriously the new Asda advert ....when the screen splits into 4 you can’t understand what his saying ....I’ve even rewound it and turned it up!! Still none the wiser!! His annoying face Why Asda why!!!?????????

I will leave the sound on next time as I do know what he is saying. Will report backx

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Can someone explain the malteasers ad to me thats been on air for 25 years??

When she says he spun me around on the dancefloor and then...does she mean she pissed herself or what?

The necklace the woman borrowed from her friend (the one she’s talking to) broke as when she spun round the dance floor it all fell apart. When she moves all the Maltesers on the table she’s demonstrating what the necklace did

What @Emperor said

 

[Lulu Goss]

As much as I hate the advert, I still watch it for the super cute puppy at the end I can’t help it, it melts me.

This is a controversial one and I hope I’m not going to offend anyone. But the bisto advert with the lady who is blind but still manages to cook a roast for the family. If she’s able to cook a whole roast dinner, why does she then need someone to tell her where things are on the plate? It baffles me.

My partner still takes the piss out of the fact I didn’t realise she was blind til I’d seen it quite a few times

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Been up all night watching Tipping Point on ITV Hub. (Waiting for doctor to call).

I am going to cry if I hear that bloody advert for eBay again. Buy a thing, sell a thing...

 

[emm]

One woman who won one said she would not even go and look at as she would want to live in it but could not afford it on her pension and could she just have the money instead. They gave her the house and told her to sell it herself and think she sold at at well below market price but said at least she had enough money to last her the rest of her life.

The whole thing is so weird, do the charities get given the houses or have they bought them first? it seems like a huge outset if it is the latter