Adverts you hate

[Venom]

Super noodles tasty where he screams “tasty” at the top of his lungs for about 30 seconds

and

that “ooooooooooooooficial” one where they all go “oooooo” none stop, drives me round the bend and I feel like launching my remote at the telly whenever one of them comes on.

 

[bubbadabut]

I keep seeing an ad for Andrex on social media. The camera focuses on different people's bums as they walk away from the camera (they even feature the Andrex puppy's bum in one of the ads). The people are clothed, obviously, but it's still gross

 

[Guitarwarrior]

Any advert with a cocky pretentious child at the moment it’s a chicken (birds eye maybe.. chicken witch of the west) and there ones a Robinson’s squash one in a court room...

there’s another one I see regularlyon YouTube and channel four iPlayer... something finance related I think with a man running and sinking in sand. It just irritates me for some reason.

Also the coors beer ones where the guys swimming in snow. I don’t even have a reason to dislike it. It’s not offensive but I just don’t like it.

ALL gambling/betting adverts need to get in the bin. I’m sick of watching tv and seeing multiple adverts for betting. They don’t sell kids footy shirts with betting firms but they’re still bombarding kids watching the matches at home/family pub with the adverts. The ones with former footballers especially need to be binned. There’s a new one with one of my footballing hero’s popping up and I’ve lost a lot of respect for him now. He really disappointed me.

 

[antisocialmedia]

Are you ready to Butlins? Since when was Butlins a verb and stop trying to make it sound cool.

 

[Skyeball]

That Match.com advert that comes on before every episode of Modern Family on Sky.
Do do do do do do - it's the music, constant snogging. Just piss off and let me watch the programme. Even if I wanted to find another bloke, which I don't..that dated, plonky jingle would make my vagina seal itself shut first.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Nescafe Azera.

"Hiya. Ammmmmericano please. Yah, house blend. Splash of oat milk."

FUCK OFF you irritating bint.

 

[rivermonster]

I know this is an Ad I hate but I can't find an Advert I Love forum -- but I have to say I love the ITV one where the reallty twats go over for the dog and the skip comes down on the top of them and squashs them and Anna Friel comes and gets the dog. Absolute classic.

 

[hol20x]

My mum absolutely hates the Wowcher adverts. Like they literally make her angry.

 

[emm]

Kevin bloody bacon and that EE 5g

I hate any ads with celebs in tbh, they seem to be more and more common, that stupid Just Eat ad with Snoop Dogg seems to be on 100000 times a day

 

[emm]

Postcode lottery- someone's knocking on the door, somebody's ringing the bell

this reminds me of ads that always used to be on when I was little for cleaning products (maybe they still are, no idea) where they would go to someone's house, knock on the door and offer to clean some kind of stain from something, they seemed to be on all the time, I don't know why anyone thought it would be convincing

 

[NowIsGood]

The ITV hub advert. I feel like I've seen that "no return" program with Sheridan Smith about a billion times and they're now doing the same with the new Ipcress Files series.

Yes! No return flopped... No amount of repeating the advert with the awful 'i let my guard down' song is gonna change that!

Also the amount ITV is trying to push Britbox is laughable! A documentary showing Tony Blair flicking through CD's in a shop and an old clip of the Spice girls lol

 

[emm]

Especially as the mother is outside the shop and basically sent her in for it

I know, she probably just didn't want to fork out the quid or so it would cost

 

[emm]

YouTube adverts are the worst, some are like 30 seconds like then the next one is 26 minutes. If I've got something on for the baby I'll leave it thinking the advert will only be 30 seconds, look up 3 minutes later and I'm like 'is this bloody advert still on!?'

if you skip to the end of the video and then replay the ads disappear

 

[Briar Rose]

Any advert that yells. I'm not joking when I say I think that should be illegal.

 

[rivermonster]

I knew there had to be catches to those houses! It seems like a scam, so there had to be some fault. The big Wimbledon house on the ad at the moment looks like you only get half of that house, and the garden is a postage stamp, over looked by everyone. It's all clever angles and descriptions.

The woman's voice is incredibly annoying too!

One woman who won one said she would not even go and look at as she would want to live in it but could not afford it on her pension and could she just have the money instead. They gave her the house and told her to sell it herself and think she sold at at well below market price but said at least she had enough money to last her the rest of her life.

 

[Apple In My Pie]

I liked the Lidl one when it was first on but it seems to drag now!

The sumup card reader one where they go oooooooo! me and my mother both hate it!

 

[Pat the Dog]

Apologies for not reading all 22 pages of this thread, so possibly this has been mentioned before: The Dancing Frogs! Would be rubbish enough if they had real frogs pretending to dance, but people dressed up as frogs...!!!

The biggest joke is I still don't know what it is advertising

 

[freckledfox]

What about the Kevin Bacon ad’s

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

This has me in a rage every time LOL but I can’t decide if it’s genius for making you look at the screen every time in confusion about hearing Christmas music or just lazy and annoying

Why are they not using "On the Beach" by Chris Rhea anyway ? Its more appropriate than a Christmas song surely?

 

[lannx]