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Danni_louu

Danni_louu

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There’s one on the radio at the moment and during it there’s horns beeping and it sounds quite close. I shit myself each time thinking there’s someone beeping me 👊🏻
 
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sausage dog

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Pretty much any perfume advert. But especially the Marc Jacobs (I think?) Daisy one where they just repeat the word Daisy over and over again...I could honestly punch the tv. Also the one where Lady Gaga sings. I usually quite like her but she really gets on my tits in that!
 
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coconochanel

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There is another one for Viagra where the man dances down the stairs and spins his wife around the kitchen.
 
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Segotia

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I will NEVER ever buy a Domino's pizza. All that yodelling in the ad has put me right off it. Perhaps because yodelling is not synonymous with Italian fare. Or maybe I just hate the yodelling.?..
 
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Rita Chevrolet

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Does anybody else want to flatten that annoying little nurk, the Kia Ora sachet, with a clenched fist? :(

Oh and also the varied collection of know-it-all-kids in the climate pledge lecture, especially the australian one with the scrunched-up face who whines-on about sustainable farming - "Its a thing nah........................." URGGGGGHHHHH :(
 
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bubbadabut

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Any advert with some cringey, 'heartwarming' poem spoken over the top of it. I'm looking at you, Nationwide.

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I specifically came on this thread to moan about these 😂. The cringey poetry ones littered with thoughtful pauses and longing looks into the camera knock me sick.
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Arrgh, I didn't read the full thread, sorry I've mentioned it again. Just anything with the Covid vibe of 'we're here for you' :sick::sick: No you're not Halifax, I've been on hold to your call centre for 47 minutes!
 
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SarcasticEllis said:
yes! And the fact the first thing they respond with is “it could be us next!”
no mention of “oh how awful, how are they?” or anything. Callous bastards!
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and all said in a total monotone :ROFLMAO: "oh no. it could be us next" I really feel like they have just decided no point making a medicore ad may as well just make an absolutely awful one
 
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SquidgyOtter

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Norfolking Good said:
The one for Numan boner pills. It is always on at dinner time and the guy at the end has this gross ‘yeah look at my stonking boner’ look that makes me cringe. I stupidly told my husband this and he does the look at me every time it comes on 🙄
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'look at my stonking boner' has to be up there with the funniest sentences I've ever heard😂
 
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Rita Chevrolet

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Emperor said:
I mute it, along with other ones I find annoying or too heartbreaking to watch. I'm sure adverts were better when I was a kid (which makes me sound and feel old).
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Bring back the Tufty Club and the Green Cross Man!

Who remembers those sinister adverts about going off with strangers and the others where some scary cartoon woman lectured you on stuff? Then there was "Learn to swim young man - learn to swim!" No wonder I am bonkers!!!! ;)
 
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coconochanel said:
I think he says asda pocket tap pocket tap. God I hate it.
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Hello Asda this is the Advert you should be making etc. - No it is not it has to be the worst one you have ever put out. Who on earth commissioned this crap?

Pocket tap 3 times then says - by time - bright eyes - etc - none of it makes sense. My OH has you tubed it and still can't understand what he says. Still it makes us talk about the Asda ad.
 
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