Adverts you hate

[derbyshiregirl]

The Cadbury one where it says ‘secretly gift chocolate to someone you love’ hmm why would you bother? I don’t get it. Just go to that shop and buy a nice box of chocolates rather than a boring slab of chocolate / maybe I’m missing the point?

 

[Sweatingbullets]

The new one with those children rapping about school uniform?

Or vegetables! Yeah because kids buy that ha!

 

[Pinotsgoats]

The Air B&B ads with the photo montages and song playing over the top. They always look like the beginning part of a cheap true crime series, and they give me the shivers. You know the sort of thing - portentous voiceover: Andrea and Bob (insert happy smiling photo, chirpy music) had no idea what was in store for them as they walked into their holiday cottage. By the end of the week all that would be found would be Bob's dentures and Andrea's little toe....

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

I think it’s a car ad. Kazoooooooooo. The ooooo goes on forever
Nationwide adverts. If it’s meant to be a poem it’s shit. Doesn’t rhyme
Anything with Gary Lineker in
There’s a new advert for Very. It’s just a wee girl talking to her Hulk doll getting annoyed at a football. Like, what are you selling?? Apart from debt
The Colgate ad. ‘I was told I couldn’t be.... so I smiled’ Oh get in the bin

 

[Hello Kitty]

The Always Discreet advert 'I wet myself'

 

[obviously....]

Just eat

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

Verisure. Burglar alarms. Dubbed (obviously). Designed for complete fucking idiots.

 

[ClockworkDolly]

Go compare, Meerkats and that awful advert for Flash cleaner with the dog. That’s just plain embarrassing.

 

[jawidjanqndn]

the ‘daisy daisy daisy’ advert drives me up the wall

 

[Bubblesdahling]

I'll probably be flamed for this, but the Beyonce Adidas advert. It's like nails on a blackboard

 

[Melian]

The amount of vegan adverts. No problem with veganism, but do we need so many adverts?

 

[bubbadabut]

Its Jet2. I’ve never been on a Jet2 flight but apparently that song gets played when you are on/getting on the plane as well so there is no escaping it

Imagine starting your holiday like that and having it stuck in your head for the rest of the fortnight

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Those Bamboo Kecks that the bloke is advertising,standing there with bulge on show,ugly bastard,probably has a soddin sock down there.

 

[antisocialmedia]

Funeral adverts are aplenty at the moment, sick of the cremation one. It's tone deaf if you ask me, funerals are a moot point since family can't attend them

 

[Phoenix40]

For me, it's the Magnum icecream ads....that 'crunch' sound as they bite into me just makes me feel

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

The "Daisy" advert reminds me of the film Midsommar, which I enjoyed but it's not something I want to associate with my perfume

The disgusting Maltesers ad where the woman is lactating (huge patches on her shirt) and ends with the implication she intends to put breast milk in her annoying mother-in-law's tea!

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

The numan advert for erectile disfunction. Just the way the guy is standing at the end, dh says yeah hes stood like that cos his wifes blowing him off

And the perffff wiv surrfffff

 

[ChampagneBox]

Verisure alarm systems
‘The neighbours got broken into last night!’
‘really? How?’ Well if I took a wild guess I’d say they came in without asking

and that fucking ‘BEBETO? BEBETTER!!’ Sweet ad

 

[nopenopenopejustno]

That bloody advert for men's pants (underwear) that "don't ride up".They look like they're sprayed on and I can't zoom in quickly enough

 

[Eirawen]

The yodeling Dominos one. Makes me want to kick the screen in!

Why are they still showing it it is absolutely hellish!!

The Cladia-Winkleman-Coconut-Head-and-Shoulders ad.

She is a very annoying woman that one