Adverts you hate #3

[Captainmouse]

Does anybody understand the wickes one? She says would you like to come in for coffee? He says yes, she then says oh I didn’t mean……

 

[Melian]

That advert where the two women are talking about whatever crappy product they're advertising, one of the women says "Isn't that your son who's been kidnapped by pirates?" and the other one opens her eyes so wide, you'd swear that she's had a finger stuck up her a.

It's Carmoola which I believe might be car loans

 

[Iamthebosun]

Does anybody understand the wickes one? She says would you like to come in for coffee? He says yes, she then says oh I didn’t mean……

I haven't seen it but from your description maybe she's saying she didn't mean come in for coffee, she meant come in to look at the new kitchen? But playing on I didn't mean come in for coffee I mean come in for sex?

 

[Apocaleksa]

That bleeping Lynx one that still shows up.

Sorry, but I don't need to see some wench diving nose-first into some random bloke's chicken skin handbag.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

That bleeping Lynx one that still shows up.

Sorry, but I don't need to see some wench diving nose-first into some random bloke's chicken skin handbag.

Oh yes you Doodle Doo!

 

[Apocaleksa]

Oh yes you Doodle Doo!

I spat my coffee out!

 

[Melian]

Molly-Maes laundry day

Peter Crouch in the Ariel advert

 

[Iamthebosun]

Molly-Maes laundry day

Peter Crouch in the Ariel advert

Peter crouch in the victorian bathrooms advert.

 

[Rosie glow]

The sofology one with the guinea pigs I know what they are trying to do but I'm not sure choosing a pet based on it's colour is really giving out the right message

 

[Jelly Bean]

The British Rail one with the Grandma reminiscing about her Italian fling - 'I knew I were in love'. Something so irritating about it.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

The British Rail one with the Grandma reminiscing about her Italian fling - 'I knew I were in love'. Something so irritating about it.

Both granny and grandchild are annoying. Also a horrible reminder of ageing.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

It drives me so angry,This is my picture,that soddin voice.

 

[Fillyjonk]

It drives me so angry,This is my picture,that soddin voice.

It's my son's current earworm singing that jingle. I'm going to have to get him adopted.

 

[Nelly's mum]

That flipping Molly Mae and her washing - why does some advertising exec think anyone is interested in her and her washing?
I am sick of seeing her, who cares, vacuous bint.

 

[Hollie Day]

That annoying man and woman in the Freshpet dog food ad
Her - you keep dog food in the fridge?
Him - its not dog food, its freshpet

Stfu about dog food and bag

 

[Jelly Bean]

That flipping Molly Mae and her washing - why does some advertising exec think anyone is interested in her and her washing?
I am sick of seeing her, who cares, vacuous bint.

I'm glad they seem to have cut that coy bit 'Bambi's toys get everywhere'. Didn't seem right to use even the child's name in an advert tbh.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

That annoying man and woman in the Freshpet dog food ad
Her - you keep dog food in the fridge?
Him - its not dog food, its freshpet

Stfu about dog food and bag

No one wants to bag a Persnickety Pete.

 

[Melian]

That annoying stannah stairlift advert is back "but bunny can't sleep without teddy"

 

[Ivegone]

That flipping Molly Mae and her washing - why does some advertising exec think anyone is interested in her and her washing?
I am sick of seeing her, who cares, vacuous bint.

Therea a saffron one as well now ffs

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

That flipping Molly Mae and her washing - why does some advertising exec think anyone is interested in her and her washing?
I am sick of seeing her, who cares, vacuous bint.

She strikes me as someone who doesn’t have a clue how to use a washing machine. Not the best face of the brand