The vinted one with the cat ornament and the bloody Amazon one with the woman and her plants
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That Amazon ad
it is on soooo much, feels like every ad break. I pretty much hate Amazon anyway for pushing their Prime service every time you want to buy something, I double hate them now.Just disappear woman and take your plants with you
I'm sick of seeing the Smile 2 advert now, it's on every single ad break during Big Brother 
As if she is the only person to decorate her flat outside FFSThat Amazon ad
Just disappear woman and take your plants with you
I think it’s for Very catalogue, the ad with the flamingo singing ‘dreaming of toys’ with an annoying chime in it. It’s as cloying as the Smiths toy shop one.
Ebay ad where the couple move in together and suddenly they want to sell each other's items. It's not cute?? And then shows their dog as if she's thinking about putting him on Ebay?? Just don't find it funny, and the music doesn't match along to the "popping" noises which makes my eye twitch...
The pure cremation advert gives me boiling rage. When the man is sat in bath beaming over the LOVELY buffet at the funeral, and just the couples joy over a funeral. Who talks like this?
Also local funeral directors can offer the same service and your family know where your body goes...
The supermarket add where the pweirdo looking man is buying a hobby horse for the small boy lurking behind him, as the man mouths along to 'I've got the POWER!', and the checkout woman (why is it always a woman?) looks at him like screeching a song, buying a toy last popular in the eighteenth century and making a small boy follow him is perfectly normal, and would he like an extra bag?
Weird, and irritating.
Weird, and irritating.
and I’m sure he walks off without taking his shopping
The "I've got the power" ones are Tesco
Just seen an advert for a laundry brand, Persil or Ariel or something. Some woman doing an "ahhh, Bisto" sniff and asking "Who doesn't sniff their washing when it comes out of the machine?"
Me, hun. I don't.
Me, hun. I don't.
Yes, the Dawn French one is going to get on my nerves. Especially since it turns out that she's a bit of a twit in real life.
The dreadful ginsters ads
Have you seen the Waitrose one?! Omfg. They’ve tried too hard with their mystery nonsense.
I hope Fig the cat steals their Turkey whilst they argue about who snarfed the dessert.
What's the christmas ad where the girl takes round a tree and gift she has made to an old fella? John Lewis? I just hate that patronising guff!
Yes, lots of people are lonely, but also lots of people choose to be alone or are just utter bleeps who need to be ignored. Maybe the old git is a complete hole or a n and that is why no one goes to visit him at christmas? Maybe he murdered his whole family, bludgeoning them to death with a frozen turkey? Maybe he stinks of tit? Who knows?
Also, I bet that kid drops old Noncey Sinatra as soon as the christmas decs have come down and he goes back to his lonely life for the rest of the year, until she remembers the following christmas.
Yes, lots of people are lonely, but also lots of people choose to be alone or are just utter bleeps who need to be ignored. Maybe the old git is a complete hole or a n and that is why no one goes to visit him at christmas? Maybe he murdered his whole family, bludgeoning them to death with a frozen turkey? Maybe he stinks of tit? Who knows?
Also, I bet that kid drops old Noncey Sinatra as soon as the christmas decs have come down and he goes back to his lonely life for the rest of the year, until she remembers the following christmas.
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The god awful Morrisons singing oven gloves Christmas advert. Awful.
Would've much preferred Farmer Christmas again, at least that plays into their Market Street thing they go on about.
Would've much preferred Farmer Christmas again, at least that plays into their Market Street thing they go on about.
The balsam hill tree that wants to be real….
Is this the same one where the bleeping horrible old b fakes his own death so his family come round? I had a right rant about that one to my partner. Firstly, you wouldn't be able to fake your own death like that, and secondly, that sort of behaviour is why they didn't see the twit in the first place.