Adverts you hate #3

[MediumLoad]

Who are these All Clear travel insurance feckers? We normally find the smug couple sat in Posh Class about to take off on a holiday "All Clear for take off, tinkly laugh". His mysterious ailments are always noted. "Even with your health conditions". What's wrong with him, they're always off on holiday. Lo and behold, I've just gone in the lounge and there they are again, this time sitting in their kitchen waiting for the taxi to take them to the airport. "All Clear to the airport". Help me.

BiB.

With any luck, he has a rare bowel disorder that causes him to tit himself whilst in mid-air.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

That advert for LNER(?) railways with that desperately uncute red haired freak puppet going demented on the ceiling to that Fatboy Slim track. 🫣

 

[Orphan_Black]

The ruggable ad with the annoying unfunny comedienne. She’s like the female version of Jack Whitehall.

The ad is just horrible and pretentious.

 

[Sprezza]

I don't know which ads people are referring to half the time Just goes to show most ads are terrible at actually promoting the thing they're supposed to be selling. Too busy trying and failing to be funny

 

[Bettyboo2475]

If I see that Gtech advert with the woman moaning I'll scream. My kids are here listening and laughing

 

[RaveChampion]

That cask whisky ad.
"The spirit of opportunity".
The employees look quite smug/yellowish/bloated/liver disease indicators IMO

 

[wearedoomed]

That KFC advert from the cinema where it turns into a massive zombie rave or something.

duck ooooooofffffff.

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

 

[Millais]

There’s one I keep getting when I listen to podcasts that seems to be for a podcast for small children, but the hosts both sound like they’re in their 40s. The woman trills “And we want your cool kid to join us!” The mental picture I have of the type of little tit who doe eyed adults refer to as a ‘cool kid’ makes me so angry

 

[GeeUniit]

The ads in between the chase! The bingo woman, she gives me the rage

 

[Mollywobbles]

The ads in between the chase! The bingo woman, she gives me the rage

I get excited for anyone who wins, not just me….
Aye, right!

 

[SG1981]

Monzo ones on YouTube seems they are trying to get Monzo in the dictionary 'Monzo Me'

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

The Compare the Market Shania Twain ad with the awful singer

 

[Eirawen]

That KFC advert from the cinema where it turns into a massive zombie rave or something.

duck ooooooofffffff.

I hate it too

 

[Justhereforthedrama]

I hate it too

Is that the one where everyone is worshipping a chicken? Becasue I like that one ha ha

My worst one is this one, its regional so might not have been seen by all, its the LNER puppet. Why is it a puppet? why does she have stupid red hair? why does she do cartwheels up the train?

 

[Orphan_Black]

The Compare the Market Shania Twain ad with the awful singer

when will that bloody wombat bugger off. Every ad with that character has been annoying af.

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Verisure with Angela bleeping Scanlon

 

[Melian]

Barclays with those kids

 

[StephenTJackson]

Barclays with those kids

Nobody cares if you didn't have any calamari, just pay your equal share of the bill!

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

The awful one with the cringe couple singing "you're the one that I want ooh hoo hoo" maybe Dunelm? Dreadful.