Adverts you hate #3

[Rockin' Robin]

Robbie effing Williams advertising cat food.
Off you fuck dickhead.

So he's loving whiskas instead!

 

[StephenTJackson]

That fucking god forsaken Compare the Market advert with Paul Hollywood and his premixed cake.

Compare the market ads have always been annoying, but addingthe wombat made them worse. And the adding Paul Hollywood has made them unwatchable. And YouTube seems to give me that advert on every ad break I have to sit through. The temptation to buy YouTube Premium to go adfree grows by each forced watch.

 

[no-no]

The Dior advert that starts with Cry Baby, Joplin sounds like nails down a chalkboard Also find Natalie Portman very overrated.

 

[Mollywobbles]

Martin Kemp selling insurance/funeral plans because he knows how expensive fa funeral is and he wants to spare his family that unnecessary expense.
Really?

 

[Jelly Bean]

Just seen another wierd Lynx one. Lynx Lower Body Spray. The advert is a woman sniffing a man's bumhole as he squeezes past her in the cinema.

 

[Melian]

Smarty mobile where he asks the woman for an invitation which she doesn't have because she's the bride

 

[hol20x]

The venus razor ad with GK Barry, I swear the song at the very start says "I'm a penis" I cannot unhear it!

 

[Mollywobbles]

Revitive…with Ian Botham with his trousers rolled up and his bare feet on his revitive and it’s not plugged in.

 

[EllenDeGenerate]

The whole body deodorant advert. I don't want to think of sweaty mushroom balls, revolting

I soooo agree. Its revolting. Wedgies and goolies. Ewwwww.

 

[MissPrint]

Wren Kitchens with Alison Hammond shouting a voiceover

 

[Fillyjonk]

The Dior advert that starts with Cry Baby, Joplin sounds like nails down a chalkboard Also find Natalie Portman very overrated.

Oh god yeah, I find the ad utterly unbearable with its shrieking and Natalie farting about.

Perfume and cologne ads are all wank, mind you. Just tell us what it smells like and go away, nobody asked to see a model rolling about in the sand or walking down a fancy hall or cavorting with daisies.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Just think, in a few days Xmas will be over. Which will be sad, but means we’ll never again have to hear

what
the
world
needs
now

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[TapToBoreMeRigid]

The Argos doll is a bully. I await her comeuppance.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I can’t stand the Dove one about armpits.

They’ve changed the wording so they do exist now (I bet some twonk complained about perfect pits don’t exist). That’s annoying enough.


But, fundamentally, no one was really judging others armpits. Unless they stink, who the fuck cares. Dove always pretends to be body positive, but this ad just shows they happily play up to insecurities to shill their product.

It’s deodorant ffs, I don’t need enlightenment, I just want clean armpits

 

[Albert Blenkinsop]

The lottery one with the big guy in the pool on a lilo. His nipples look like jelly tots and give me major ick

 

[karma4klattie]

this is me every ad break - I can't bear them. The sound chops and changes every 2 seconds, they sing at you, adverts are all just so annoying - that Corsodyl mouthwash ad where the woman appears in the mirror and then they both scream at each other is the absolute worst ad at the moment, but they are all awful

There's something happening with volume at the moment; screeching adverts, deafening quizzes, strident soap operas, and Taskmaster making up for no longer being funny by shouting all the time. Do they think it's engaging their audience because if so they're wrong.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Random one but that ad where the kid is moaning about the washing up liquid bottle not being used up fast enough so he can make a spaceship out of it really pisses me off. Kid, you’re like eight or something - use your imagination or get some lego like everyone else.

That child must be in his 20s now
That advert is ancient and they're still showing it.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I loved the Kit Kat one where a group were performing for the record company and the head guy says: 'You look awful, you can't sing. You'll go a long way'....

 

[Wynonna]

The Etsy ads, with people singing to the tune of the Mission Impossible theme

 

[Don'tlookEthel]

It's the fella with his dirty parsnips for sun life over 50s plan that gets on my wick