Adverts you hate #3

[Nelly's mum]

I vaguely remember them being banned during Covid. I can't understand why they're still not banned? Ditto the bingo adverts. I don't like the whole "when the guns over, stop" or whatever they say

I think it says 'when the fun's over, stop' but I don't think gambling addiction works like that somehow

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

Has anyone seen the new Andrex advert, with the kids in the exam hall…. What the hell

omg I saw that tonight ..the work one with the woman farting then grabbing a toilet roll and dictionary in front of her colleagues was bad enough but this with the other kid pulling his finger and a big wet fart sound is just gross !

 

[Nelly's mum]

That annoying Cosodyl toothpaste ad were the woman in the mirror and the woman brushing her teeth scream at each other. It's just unnecessary noise - shit like this is try to mute every ad break

 

[bubbadabut]

The Muller one where the kid says "I want it...warm". Makes me feel uneasy

The shaving one that mentions pubic hair.

The godawful "I just sold my car with we buy any car" where the woman gets out of her car and starts dancing like a moron. I'm guessing they didn't knock £2k off her original quote price, then.

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

That new all over body sure deodorant ad

 

[iLoveMeSomeCanoles]

Also chiming in with some hate for the Amazon ad.

My favourite Amazon ad (well, Christmas ad overall) was 9 years ago, with the little Shetland pony being rejected by all the big horses, so it’s owner let him come in the house, with “Little Man” by Sonny & Cher playing.

 

[Ivegone]

Most of them are loud and obnoxious

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

The TV ones are full cringe too.

Phone Frog Guy and Mr Lost Ticket can both get in the bin.

As if that girl is going to track down that guy who gave her his phone number on the back of a lottery ticket just because that was a winning ticket

In reality you wouldn’t see her for dust

 

[Boomwhatwasthis]

Also, somebody needs to deport that godforsaken wombat.

 

[Sprezza]

VicTOOORRIA plumbing!

Nope.

Ugh I know with this and the dominoes ad,I don't know why companies want their ads to be as obnoxious as possible. Yes, it's memorable but it makes me want to avoid their product not buy it

 

[pinkmug]

That perfume ad featuring Natalie Portman is utterly appalling, with that 'singer' screeching 'Oh baby' throughout. It really drives me doolally. I certainly will not be buying the perfume, whatever it is.

I can't stand this one either, the way she asks "What would you do for love" at the end too, just urgh. Perfume adverts have led me to believe that there are way too many people on random rooftops.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Wtf are they doing with Sunlife plan,fucking nude people?what’s that go to do with Life etc.this is all going fucking beyond disgusting.

Parky would be turning in his grave.

 

[Riddle me this]

The pepto bismol advert. It’s really awful.

 

[Captainmouse]

The one with the extra mouth screaming

 

[CarmenGhia]

I see someone else mentioned the lynx one with the dog. Now either I don't get it at all but why is a dog knocking fuck out of the boyfriend?

I was going to mention that one. It's like furry porn or something.

 

[Melian]

I don't want to hear about your dry or itchy vagina whilst I'm eating thank you very much

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

husband: ‘Maybe we should arrange our own direct cremation?’
Wife:*claps gleefully!* ‘yes! let’s do it today!’
Everyone grinning maniacally and clinking champagne glasses together in a toast to the joyous occasion.

Oh Milly had such a wonderful send off

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

Hope you don’t mind me bringing a print advert into the thread, but saw this one in the You magazine on Sunday and thought it was a bit stupid.

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Now, I know it says “This is not a shampoo or a hair product” but why would you even risk it?

As someone who works in a supermarket people are THAT stupid

 

[Don'tlookEthel]

Asda- what the FUCK have gnomes got to do with Christmas?

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

"Their exhausted bodies are breaking"

Fuck right off TBH.

""""I feel compelled to add a disclaimer that I'm not anti-donkey.
Unless a violent one attacks me for no reason or poos on me"""""""

It's the cleft lip one for me always around lunch time FFS and I know it's sad blah blah but I don't want to fucking see it