Adverts you hate #2

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The erectile dysfunction one where the guy puts a blob of cream on his hand & is promised an erection in two minutes. This was on before 6 pm today! No constipation for him!
 
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Haha. There'll come a time when they will show that. No it was on his hand. Amazing the amount of research that goes into sustaining the mighty sword. Did I imagine this advert? 🤣
 
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That carpet cleaner advert in which vacuuming up spaghetti is the most logical solution when its dropped on the floor 🤢
 
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That dreadful fuckwit singing "I've travelled every road in this here land" in Country and western style.
Absolute rancid fuckery.
 
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I have a special hate for the tena lady ads. Why is that woman so happy to be peeing herself? I feel sorry for the bloke who's shoulders she sat on at that concert.
Is that the same advert where she is wearing black tena pants under white trousers ? WTAF! 🙄 😳
 
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The guide dog ads.
Infantile and patronising at the same time.
When a lady reads out a letter she's apparently written to a dog I always envisage a dog sat in an easy chair in a smoking jacket reading it. That would actually make a better ad IMO
"Pleeese sponsor a puppeee". Baby talk.
 
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Hendricks Gin. Cute black guy looking cool in retro image. Then he starts weird dancing and the coolness vanishes.
 
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The one for Age Care bathrooms with Brian Blessed telling some chap he is too old to get into a bath, and the name of the company.
I am not geriatric but with two knee replacements I find it difficult to get in and out of the bath and I was looking for something to help.
But not from this bloody condescending and patronising company.
 
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Yes! Super annoying!

There's another with an annoying song 'I sing it from my chest and I don't care', duck knows the song or ad, it's so loud and intrusive.
if its the one i think its the Google pixel one where they're unblurring old pics of one of the England women's football team.
i hate it too ..
all that shouting your not listening gets on my nerves its so aggressive
 
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The life insurance one with the granny, and the kid playing hide and seek. When the kid Simpers and goes ssshhh at the end, I want the bleeping bed to drop on it!
 
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"Found Yew, Mai ternn"

Has got to be the ultimate piss boiler ad wise IMHO.

I'm becoming increasingly certain that every month or so they increase the base volume on the broadcast so you can hear the whelping horror even if you're in a nuclear bunker with the vault door sealed and no telly.

Total absolute bastards.
 
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