Adverts you hate #2

[RaveChampion]

I'm developing a morbid fear that when my life draws to a close and I am in my final moments heading towards the white light and oblivion a dreadfully shit tune will blare out of the ether:-

"This girl is on FIYAHHH! This girl is on FIYAHHH!"

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy

 

[Orphan_Black]

Birds Eye potato waffles are waffley versatile.

always sing this when I toast up some potato waffles

 

[Al Fresco]

There’s now an ad for Tena ultra with a woman literally sitting on a toilet. It’s disgusting. Is this what we’ve sunk to now? We have so little imagination everything has to be shown to us? Does nobody have any decorum anymore?

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Wish they’d fuck off with the cremation,funeral ads,they tend to put these ads on in afternoons,obviously trying to get to retired people.Senior citizen Ads as well.fuck off and fuck off again.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

And that ad from Santander with Ant & Dec acting like imbeciles with the 7 year olds in school.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Virgin's sanctimonious 'I am what I am' advert

The crew weren’t allowed to wear their gender neutral uniforms when flying into Doha. What a surprise. Virgin are massive hypocrites.

 

[anniemouse]

I still sing advert jingles from 70s or 80s
“Will it be mushrooms. Fried onion rings. We’ll have to wait and see. Hope it’s chips it’s chips”
Geoffrey the giraffe from Toys R Us
Do the shake n vac
Um Bongo “I’ll be your dawg”
Isn’t it funny how we can remember these from years ago but anything from today? Not a clue. ‘Arty’ perfume ads or stupid car adverts. And that awful girl on fiiiiiiiirrreeeee song

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit…

 

[Mr Krabs]

I detest that airbnb ad,wtf is it all about talking about sushi! FFS

All the Airbnb ads are unbearably twee and middle class. Oooh we paid £500 a night to stay in a submarine. We’re so quirky.

 

[Mr Krabs]

The coke ad with Gigi Hadid making pasta with her pretend friends. There’s no way she lives in an apartment like that, there’s no way those are her friends, and unless they’re an Alcoholics Anonymous group, why would a bunch of adults be drinking bottles of coke instead of wine with their pasta?

 

[Sprezza]

All of the Bold adverts with the Dad and two daughters to the bastardised version of Gold. I hate that song anyway but the ridiculous lyrics make it even worse.

 

[Millennial Pink]

P&O have one with a slowed down version of Haddaway's What is Love.

I think my pet peeve is hearing these slowed down versions of popular songs with an advert that bears no relevance to the lyrics.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Those effin soddin senior insurance shite,’found you’with the woman hiding in a fucking wigwam..Also fucking parsnip fucker.,

 

[StephenTJackson]

We're going to Parkdean, woah, we're going to Parkdean, woah, and don't it feel good" all badly done to the tune of Walking on Sunshine

More like "we're going to Parkdean, woah, and go and get fucked!"

 

[Orphan_Black]

Slimfast with Big Nasty rapping He makes me want to boke. I think Kelly Brook is in it too, all rap gangstered up. Utter cringe

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

That fucking ad again and again ‘we can buy any car’ the fucking dancing prats.

 

[Hollie Day]

Virgin's sanctimonious 'I am what I am' advert

 

[anniemouse]

June’s just sniffing around the single old dad to try and marry him for the inheritance

 

[watermelon sugar]

‘Ma names Ayyyyy Jayyyyy’

 

[Weeder]

I absolutely hate the poonami advert. I do not want to hear it. I'm always about to eat my dinner. We all know what nappies are for, no need to spell it out.