A County Down Under

[Thegoodelife]

People will tell you all you need to know if you just sit back and listen.
Everything Caroline is projecting is everything that's eating away at her. She's gasping for a man, kids and the big house. She did struggle with alcohol, a long time follower I distinctly remember her saying when she first gave it up she was bordering on being a functioning alcoholic.
And see this "I've just moved back from Australia", Caroline that was in December 2022, 9 months ago, not 9days ago Give it a rest.....she's going back in a matter of weeks, like seriously. She absolutely melts me but like any other train wreak I can't look away

I agree. She needs to give it up.
she is the type that’s just NEVER happy no matter where she is.
she had a good teaching job in Sydney, a nice fella, what seemed like a nice social life.
but It wasn’t enough for her she is always seeking ‘more’.
I agree about the drinking she has said on her podcast that she was bordering having a problem but I reckon that gave her the fear about going back to teaching/ sponsorships so she backtracked. The way she Carries on about being sober it can only make people question if she was an alcoholic.

 

[Newsreader]

Sober, dancing on tables, posting on social media telling everyone shes not drinking while dancing on tables WE KNOW Caroline your living thee best life

 

[hdbe45]

Her reel on Insta about you think you’re rich after living abroad for years then you remember your student loan, I know she put a little disclaimer in there saying I’m not really rich but can you imagine how much of that loan she could have offset with the money she spent on flying not even business class but first class…I mean get your priorities right

 

[amhungry]

I bet she's raging she didn't win an award last night.

 

[TattelDoDonkey]

Her math ain't mathing again....said earlier she's 8 weeks left, yet only a few days ago it was 10 weeks in Australia. The teacher literally can't count in weeks or months, bint!

 

[countydowngossip]

She needs some oil for that hair, or a hair mask or a deep conditioning treatment, something!

Ps. Why is she preaching about Ibiza like she’s there every summer.
I’m not sure any of us want advice about Ibiza from someone who goes to ocean beach and Ibiza rocks dahling

 

[goldfishbowl]

It gives me anxiety the way she uses that tan gun on her face. It’s definitely spraying on her hair
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Also this. Teaches Geography too

 

[Totallygobsmacked]

MY besties
MY business
MY shoe box appeal
MY 12 dips of Christmas

Me me me its all about Caroline. If you were tired reading that, why on EARTH would you think we want to read it?! Oh yes, because you wouldn't be able to show off otherwise.

Honestly, I went from liking her maybe 18 months ago, to the complete opposite.
In a way, I sympathise with all the comments here and pity her to some degree BUT that all kind of disappears, because she knows what she's doing, she is aware of how much she tries to show off, how she thinks she's better than others, how she films herself 10x of her dropping to her knees with her head in her hands JUST FOR A REEL FOR THE GRAM.

I don't even think its loneliness or wanting validation anymore. I'm not a psychologist but there is definitely something else up with her. I'm really shocked her million "besties" or even her sister or dad don't have a word with her now?

 

[goldfishbowl]

just seen this and knew someone commented on the manky makeup brush. I see she hasn’t reshared this on to her story

That’s vile. She must be holding out on more freebies than actually having to pay for once.

She also says a lot about the brush holding a lot of product so you can take it with you on nights out, so she’s not applying new product, just rubbing a dirty old foundation brush over her face, that’s she’s already set with powder

SOMEONE CALL ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH

 

[dontcome@me]

I don’t know where to start with this….

Honest to god, there’s so much you can do to help remove anxiety about not finding someone in time to have children these days.

1) Knowledge is power - a simple AMH test (blood test) can give you a basic read on what your fertility level/ egg reserve count is - your GP can give you a referral and in Australia it’s around $80 out of pocket if you have Medicare. I recommend this to all my friends especially from late 20s/early 30s. It’s a good starting point to help decide if you should consider options if you are not there yet but would like to potentially have a child/children in the future.

2) Freeze eggs. I can’t advocate for this enough. It’s a big physical m, emotional and financial undertaking so obviously it won’t be for everyone. However, I can’t tell you how many of my friends in their mid 30s have had to have IVF to start their families. Or who have been years trying with no success. More than friends who were able to conceive naturally at that age. When you’re in that boat you wish you would’ve done it at 28,29,30 and hadn’t waited until mid- late 30s. It’s just the sad reality for women. Fertility plummets after 35, I speak from experience sadly.

This airy fairy bullshit drives me wrong, what will be will be… gods plan etc. Even some love islanders have shared their journeys to egg freeze. Does she not believe in it for religious reasons I wonder. I wouldn’t want her as a role model to my child

 

[goldfishbowl]

Well well well. I have cropped the other girls out of this photo. Each of whom have their own “Prosecco bag”. Definitely not non-alcoholic

 

[blondey91]

‘Mind your skin get environ’ ..well Caroline environ ruined my skin so its not a one size fits all with stuff like that she’s also not a beautician so again sending out stupid information

 

[irishnosebag]

Oh god it’s the most awkward video why did she walk outside just to turn around and look at the camera with a face like a slapped arse and then walk back nah I’m dead

This is up there with people who get out of bed to set their phone up to video themselves getting of of bed for ‘spend a morning with me’ criiiinge

 

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

“The hard work and training has been months in the making.”
I’ve never seen a person who lives so close to the mountains hike so little.

 

[dontcome@me]

Do not follow Gemken and sinead begarty if you want a realistic vision of Oz.

Couldn’t agree more. You’re better off just following normal joe soaps/ people you know in Oz for a realistic view and not these posers doing everything for the gram.
Im in Oz a long time now and have never had a lifestyle that lended to being down on the beach on weekdays for sunrises, ice baths etc, then days only consisting of brunches, gym classes and airport pickups/entertaining people passing through. I’m thankfully established in my career and the reality is 60 hour weeks and unglamorous business travel, up at 4.30 to be on a 6am flight to Brisbane or Melbourne for the day then not getting back home until 7 or 8pm Even Caroline’s lifestyle isn’t the reality with the hours and holidays that teachers have

 

[lpool249154]

Omg her latest comment about love island ‘I like to do cool things like climb Kilimanjaro’ how patronising and tbh your no hiker. She is jumping on every band wagon there is. Also why does she always have to say I want to raise thousands for it? Like just say you want to raise funds for charity, it doesn’t matter how much you raise. I get a feeling she will be bragging next about the amount she raises and focusing on that just to boast about herself and how amazing she is

 

[irishnosebag]

Does she not already have an ebook for Australia? Didnt her page start off as tips and tricks for moving, now she’s just trying to profit on it? What the hell could be in that book that’s not available online for free

 

[Newsreader]

Haha the picture of the non alcoholic drink..it's going to be a loooonnng weekend Ladies grab yourselve a drink

 

[Thegoodelife]

That top is so ill fitting. Like put your entire stomach away. I have a feeling she’ll be getting a boob job soon too. She so badly wants to be an Insta hun!

 

[Totallygobsmacked]

Lol is she on crack? Shes trying to say F45, Sky Garden, El&N are 'hidden gems' of London?!

About as hidden as your desperation to be back with your ex, hun.