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Thanks to @Crypticqueenie for the title inspiration.

Ok, HUNS, this is my first attempt at making a new thread so if you could support me and show me some love I'd be really grateful.

I just need you to know, that even though I've managed to prepare this new thread, please don't expect this sort of level of content all the time, I just cannot commit to this kind of thing long term, you know? STOP PUTTING PRESSURE ON ME!

Where was I? Oh yes, it just means a lot to me that you keep supporting me, because by giving me lots of attention enables me to do all the things that I do like!! Not boring stuff like work, nooo! The good stuff! The gigs, the holidays, the freebies, the endless brunches, all that kind of stuff that you can't do because you have boring stuffy jobs and commitments

So, erm, yeah, show this gal some support please, because otherwise I'll just get very passive aggressive and have a cry about it, and that's not very wholesome now, is it...

Someone calling her out in the comments!

Saw this and thought of you know who

Ok I’m going to spill some tea (mini spill as I could really go to town and blow your minds but It can’t be to obvious or she will know who I am!)....Zambia controls Ants insta.....infact when they first go together she set up an entirely new account because his old one had pictures of his ex all over it. He has access to it but she does almost all the posts and also comments on her pictures using his account etc. You may notice his account is all pictures of them and non of his real friends or his family (who all despise Zanna and have to listen to Ant vent about all the self absorbed shit you could imagine). Don’t get me wrong, despite my connection to Ant over the past few years he has become less and less himself and is just a bit of a damaged shell of who he used to be. It’s actually really sad but he is to blame for staying with her (despite frequently discussing leaving her and debating their future). I know she reads this and I know this will cause a huge ‘talk’ between them but nothing will change as he will just go with the flow. Sad but true......get ready for a really cringe post of them on his insta in 3..2..1

Someone posted this on the Courtney Black thread and I thought it was perfect for Zambia

Couldn't help myself. Furious. She's seen them already and I'll be blocked my the time I've posted this. Fuck her.

FlockedWallpaper said:

I wrote to Giggling Squid - I was hopping mad that they gave a free meal to two near-millionaires at the end of a week of very busy headlines about children having to forgo food. Again, an absolute PR disaster on Zanna’s part. I actually really don’t think she connects the dots. I wonder if she even reads the news? I know she’s uncultured but that takes the piss

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They responded - it was actually a very well thought-through response where they state the error of their judgement and admit it was in very bad taste. They will escalate through the business to prevent their other restaurants doing the same.
I don’t know whether they have the integrity to see this through but I did feel they recognised their mistake.

Hold me close my tiny banker

Look who has popped up on the Instagram page celebrity covid vacations!

New thread name idea:

Zanna Van Dijk #8 Her Harvester mansion is in Tier 4, no more travel for Zambia, she's shook to her core

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Zanna van Dijk: girlbossing her ‘menty b’ and blocking anyone who doesn’t agree

Oh look, Rosanna proving again that she doesn’t give a shit about anyone else apart from herself. Her behaviour is disgusting. Not just missing this party, but she’s so out of touch it just comes across like she’s completely taking the piss. Multiple holidays and trips each month; hiring people to do the most menial of tasks like re-potting plants and hanging picture frames in ’s mansion; the private doctor and infusion brag when she supposedly had dangerously low ferritin levels but was still smashing workouts at Barry’s; periods so heavy that a teary selfie was needed with the message ‘how am I supposed to do my job?’ which is hilarious because she has hobbies, not a job, and all of her stress is self-induced; her coil journey that literally nobody asked for; hair loss so bad that she’s continued to wear the horrendous hairstyle that potentially caused it on a daily basis; making herself out to be a strong, fearless hero for doing the most basic of things.

And yet, in the middle of a cost of living crisis where people literally cannot afford to eat, she still acts like a spoilt brat and has no idea how charmed her life is. In possibly her most twatish move yet, she’s using the cost of living crisis as a way to make herself more money! If there’s one ‘influencer’ who needs a swift and hard fall from grace it’s this conceited, self-absorbed, entitled brat.

I politely asked what she was gonna do with her old rowing machine....

blocked.
Quelle surprise.

Ahaha these comments made me laugh

Hi! Long time lurker here- first proper post! I also wanted to raise about her degree...the NHS will have paid for her degree. The NHS up until recently paid the fees and provided a grant Allied Health students including Speech and Language Therapists. The courses tend to therefore only take on about 30-50 people (my year group for SLT there was only 25!!)

Zanna never mentions this. That she essentially got a free degree (Taking the place of someone else) and then has never done a hard days work for the NHS to repay them. She also 100% could have worked part time as an SLT and kept up her CPD and research on the side (this potentially would have made her more relatable and interesting than whatever she does now)

SLT is a hugely diverse, valuable and fairly unknown profession that would benefit from more recognition (most SLTs fight for this recognition every day because they are passionate!) SLTs work hard to help patients recover their voice and support people to have meaningful connection with their family members. You’d think she would promote and raise awareness for communication but no!!

sorry for the rant (passionate SLT over here )

Zambia van Dickhead #9: GiftedNest snagging, won't stop bragging, content's really lagging

Zanna Van Dijk #7 jack of all trades, master of none, i'm 6ft 2 and treat Ant like my son

RosaGirl200 said:

Zanna actually invented hiking

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Her real name is actually Zanna Van Hike.

If it's not already said, why are we not calling little Ant 'Shetland Tony'?

Thanks to all the clever and funny Tattlers for their thread suggestions including @peekachu @martaS among others, however this title was inspired by @Dotherighthing who rightly pointed out that Zanna is the Dunning-Kruger effect personified.

In true Zanna fashion, I have copy / pasted the definition here:-
People with low ability, expertise, or experience regarding a certain type of task or area of knowledge tend to overestimate their ability or knowledge.
You're welcome, Zanna, we know you're a busy gal who seemingly doesn't know how to use Google so we've done the donkey work for you

Well, what a time to be alive!! Since the last thread our Action Barbie has been to Lanzarote where she did 3 hikes. She then provided a handy guide to the best 3 hikes in Lanzarote She got her mitts on a tin bath so she can indulge her new passion for cold dips, Tony too. Yes apparently she likes to call him 'Tony' a bit more these days. Good for you guys, keep that relationship fresh!

She abandoned the Thrive Money Team. She hasn't actually mentioned it directly, more just alluded to making 'hard decisions blah blah' and rumours that it was because she 'girl bossed too hard' and they then expected her to do some actual work are completely unfounded, okay??

She got a new tattoo!! For those of us hoping that it would be a full sleeve, we were left slightly disappointed. Instead, she treated us to the word ....
R E S I L I E N C E in a font so small that you'd be forgiven for not even noticing it. Nice, yes?! And something so unique too, well apart from her mate who has the exact same inking...

But you see, she IS resilient, her menty B has vanished because.... * drum roll please *....
she's engaged!!!! Yes indeed, Ant decided to finally put a ring on it and 'poof' all mental health problems vanished into the ether. Now I know what you're thinking, where did he propose? What was the ring like? Did they keep it to themselves for a bit to enjoy the moment?
Tony decided to do it on a holiday! How unique! With so many holidays to choose from he plumped for Utah, a vigorous hiking holiday through lots and lots and lots of red stone valleys and mountains and do not listen to the nasty person who described one of Zanna's most challenging hikes as 'a nice walk'. Troll
Armed with a secret photographer and a diamond the size of a Cadbury Mini Egg, intrepid Ant popped the question and Zanna's best mate Ollie knew about it before Ant had got up off his bended knee.

Needless to say this is going to be a verrrrrry busy time for her, there is content to be thought of and freebie begging to be done, it's probably for the best that she's binned Thrive Money, who has the time for work?! Not this gal!.