lilykestrel

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Siobhan: I’ve always been someone who has written and I’ll be the first to say that I read a lot of books. I’ve read fifteen this year already so it’s always been something that I spend a lot of time doing, whether that’s fiction or history. That is the biggest font of creativity for me. I think there are a lot of untold stories, especially around women in history. Also, where my family are from, which is Fife, there is a really strong connection to the Scottish witch trials as well. That’s something that I’ve always grown up around and it’s always been something that has spoken to me. I find a lot of inspiration in either literature or history, and that comes through in the lyrics.

Fifteen-books-a-year-strong-connection-to-Scottish-witch-trials Vonny
 
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Switchstreetz

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I only know what ive seen you guys say about her on the jack threads... but they really are two peas in a pod.

She also reminds me of a lady I worked with who was incredibly annoying and has a very similar aesthetic to Vonny (for examples of her nonsense - she gets lip fillers and loves to say 'people keep telling me i look like angelina jolie/kim kardashian' or 'people always tell me i look greek' fraus i promise you no one is telling her either of those)😄😄😄
 
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Devorah

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Again, she never took part in any sport. She was very musical as a teen but also claimed to have CFS so doesn't really correlate to being sporty too. Make up your mind Vonny, which was it!?
“There was always a sport of some sort in my life until I left school. That’s when everything changed.”

😂😂 She really does have an overly developed sense of the dramatic - very Standard Grade English vibes.

“I’d had my acrylic manicure for a whole fortnight...that’s when everything changed 😱
Law school Vonny lasted a whole 6 months before she left and became 'fake doctor/Mormon Vonny'

Also Law School Vonny! I can’t keep up!
 
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jenny2603

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Can I ask, her twitter bio says she's a journalist and presenter with some reference to BBC Scotland, is she actually on the TV or radio in Scotland? Trying to figure out what she does (bio also says university content strategist, can anyone translate?)
No, she did have a job at BBC Scotland for a while but it didn't last (would LOVE to know what went down). None of her jobs seem to last for all that long and we've no evidence some of them are real jobs. I suspect she spends a lot of time eating her pieces on a park bench whilst being "Head of Communications".
 
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Veronicaaa

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I'm here as a working class journalist who's continually bemused at the opportunities afforded to Vonny - whichsome of us would have to work really, really fucking hard for. I would never dream of inventing personal experiences so I could write about them and it really rubs me the wrong way that someone so unqualified can just wangle their way in to the industry like she has, by lying.
It's especially galling that her chosen profession is / was journalism, where truth, you know, .... matters.
 
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Leskank

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Also if you have an allergic reaction like that I'm pretty sure your skin also goes red and blotchy, your eyes puff out a bit too and your cheeks do as well giving you a bit of a hamster face until the swellings go down. Amazing how her jawline is still flawless, her eyes still pop and her lips are so pouty! She's so lucky. Hope she's okay :cry:
Yes to this. I had a reaction to some cashew nut butter a few years back and I looked like the elephant man. I’m also a nurse and I have never ever seen anything like what she’s claiming. Allergic reactions are a cluster of the signs and symptoms you’ve outlined. She is such a donkey.
 
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Limey

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Read through the previous threads and I am absolutely hooked on this skinwalker, would absolutely pay to watch a documentary about her.

Due to being utterly tragic I decided to test my big maffs on that claim of drawing the same tarot card so many times.

Eliminating the ludicrously obvious (shit shuffling, a dogeared card, drawing until you get the card you want* etc) it's essentially impossible I think although perhaps Guest could check my workings.

*I taught my nephew to read tarot cards as a way of understanding his feelings, making decisions, regulating emotions, developing memory skills and whatnot and his approach is simply to keep picking cards til he finds a "good" one, which I've chosen to interpret as a positive attitude and growth mindset.
I had an hour on my hands earlier, so went through the old threads. Had totally forgotten that she claimed to have pulled the same tarot card EVERY DAY for two years. It's the classic Jack Monroe style 'but why would you lie about something so ludicrous'?

Had also forgotten that she put her very young twins in a film or tv show and then spent their earnings on a boob job.

If you're reading this Vonny, fuck off you mad waster.
 
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Tbh I would go for 5 - like it or not she is a genuine scottish cultural icon yes I KNOW the behaviours terrible but she is a symbol of the dire cultural predicament that scotland finds itself in currently. Any cursory glance at the bbcs the social page reveals thousands of lesser would be imitators.

No I'm not her Husband, but a very interesting accusation all the same!
Well this was the biggest pile of gash I've read today. So far. Always room to lower the bar I guess
 
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Falkor

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Ok so I did some digging and she hasn’t been active for a year but her profile still exists on a certain website. This is the text from her profile.
“A Goddess to be worshipped – but you knew that already.

Contrarian. Disciplinarian. Enjoys the creativity that emerges from the imposition of rules. Vulpine. Anime proportions. Sharp-tongued. Handy with a crop, a heel and anything else that comes to hand. Never cruel unduly – except by invitation. Vampire rules: beware allowing me in.

Exceptionally thorough. Leading a scandalously libertine existence, revelling in grosser satisfactions. Je voudrais attaquer le soleil, vous comprendre?

Interested in creative play, elaborate scenes and pushing the limits of myself and others. If you like sex, books and fine conversation, get in touch.

Particular kinks include language play and verbal humiliation, rubber, dressing up, collaring, militaria, bootblacking, rope play, medical play. Though I am always open to imaginative suggestions.

Do not send Me a first message with demands or requests. There is little that irks me more than topping from the bottom. Those who get my attention do so through deference, politeness or genuine creativity. I don't want to see your cock as an opening salvo. I don't want an invitation to stamp on your balls before so much as a 'hello'. My company, digital or otherwise, is earned.

"'an utterly intelligent women who is a complete slut"

"Weird, deviant witch"

"a primal sex queen"

Capital M. Weaklings need not apply. Manners are everything. Don't add me without sending a message first.“
Fetlife, I'm guessing? And it should be 'vous comprenez' not 'vous comprendre', surely?
 
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waffle maker

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Astonishing. I was so impressed about how she walked away from social media, I often think about how well she did to pack it in.
 
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Hayanuma

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It's pretty straight forward. If you try to turn yourself into a celebrity by obsessively posting about every aspect of your life, people are gonna notice when you lie and contradict yourself.
 
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