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That dog looks as pissed off as we do. Probably praying to be returned to dogs trust. Bet he’s a secret tattler

The TV in her bedroom absolutely cracks me up every time she shows it. Wouldn't you just buy a bed frame with a TV in the foot of the bed if there isn't enough room for one on the wall? It looks unbelievably shit! I bet they both walk into it all the time

New thread suggestion my big fat #gifted geordie wedding

Ivegone said:

Who is she shagging?

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I tell you who she isn’t: Ercan.

She should just rename herself bridgerton as she is pure period drama

I get that he's only 28,but Air Can clearly not being ready for kids anytime soon would be a big red flag for me.And yes,it is does feel odd to get your eggs frozen when you are about to be married and are in a "stable" relationship.34 isn't that old,she's still got plenty of time to get pregnant naturally.

"I want someone that chooses me everyday,even when I'm hard to deal with".He chooses your bank account love.

Greencatfysh said:

She thinks she’s Paris Hilton

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she's not even Newcastle Hilton

WTAF has happened here? Me thinks someone may have edited the bottom of the pic but forgot to do the top….. The Patto is looking hench with teeny tiny hands

She has no real angle. She wants to be a presenter, but lacks skills. She wants to be a body positivity advocate but filters photos. She wants to have an interiors account but is too scruffy. She wants to be seen a clever, witty and empowered, but tries to deny her own past. She’s a walking contradiction and it makes her account an absolute shambles.

I've been watching SCD becoming more and more baffled by the week. Vicky Pattison has got to be the fakest persons known to man. I'm confused how anybody at all can possibly have the time of day for her. I swear that accent has got stronger by the week. What happened to the Scottish accent she'd been using a lot in her stories? And the 'posh' accent. I've never heard her speak more Geordie than she has on Strictly. Proof she is an absolute fake who doesn't even know herself who she is of who she wants to be. And her cringy attempt at 'banter' back at Claudia and Tess each week. And stupid unfunny phrases. I'm still trying to get over her looking at Kai and coming out with 'looka you man, ya drippin like a funny egg' or something weird like that. Bet she's gutted she's out as it seems to have kept her pmdd away the whole time

The caption should really read "Dubrovnik with my love Vicky Pattison who I unfollowed 3 days ago and only refollowed so I could get one more free holiday in before I dump her".

I usually lurk on this thread. But posting a shot of tequila with a caption of tthis tastes like im going to call Ercan a twat later is wrong on so many levels.

Firstly because she's milked her dad being an alcoholic - you'd think she wouldn't touch the stuff?! And now that she's an ambassador for an alcoholic related charity?!

Secondly, it's just abusive. If Ercan were to write that, people would be outraged and say it was abuse. Women can be, and are abusive to men. She is showing that regularly. If alcohol makes you abusive - maybe you need to stop drinking and figure out why it does.

ETA - I watched her in the GS days and she was vile. Every so often, the mask slips & we get to see the real Vicky shine through. Can't wait till the rest of the population catch on.

funkimunki1984 said:

she has managed to get to parliament with the PMDD and has even got Wes streeting to say he’ll keep her on the committee.

Her interviewing Wes seemed like an audition to show she can do harder jobs. She did maul him (aka hug) like she does with everyone else which just seemed idiotic for something so serious. I’ve got ADHD and hate being hugged.

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This has personally pissed me off no end. Just because she’s got a minor tv/influencer status she gets him to pay attention straight away.

It’s taken the Leeds mums group FIVE years for a meeting/inquiry into the *avoidable* deaths of 56 babies (my daughter included) and two mums. Because of utterly shit failings in BOTH main hospitals maternity units. BOTH rated inadequate. For some time.

Good that our politicians care more about Vicky fucking pattinson’s made up conditions.

I actually agree with the sentiment that women’s care needs to be improved but when Wes Streeting has been dragging his heels (and practically had to be dragged up to Leeds - I’m guessing him seeing the pictures of our deceased loved ones may well have been a point he couldn’t ignore but FIVE years) and this seems to have been achieved just because of Strictly


Rant over .
I genuinely think she’s overtaken Charlotte Dawson in influencer ‘huns’ terms that I just think are utterly shit humans. That’s quite an achievement

EllaBella10 said:

I’m scared to ask what yakult penis is?

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Stephen decided he was an alpha male pornstar but unfortunately he had a small willy and the main audience for his content was gay men. Undeterred Stephen decided he would inject various fillers into his penis to try and make it bigger and more suitable for porn, instead it ended up deformed in the shape of a yakult bottle.

He then started wearing latex sleeves over his penis to make it look like he had a large one in his content but there was a screenshot of a video clip which caught his actual penis which caused much horrified reaction on his tattle thread.

Anyway he soon realised after all that the only money he would make from adult content was giving the gay men what they wanted and bought the ars(e)blaster 3000, a remote controlled robot dildo he videoed himself using various times.

Sorry but I really don't understand/follow this fertility stuff. Does she have a reason to believe her fertility might be an issue? I know she is 34 but there is still a good amount of time to have a baby for many women - and I speak from personal experience. I just feel there is something that she might not be disclosing.

Also the cost of all this treatment she is having is not cheap having gone through various scans and screening last year after two back to back traumatic miscarriages. I am now thankfully 6 months pregnant with everything going well so far but even I find this stuff she is doing really triggering so I can only imagine how other people are feeling that are struggling. And the way she presents it is like she is this amazing warrior going thorugh it all for the sake of women kind everywhere.

I can tell you now having experienced difficult times myself she is NOT the person I would look to help me on my journey!! Rant over, this has just really pissed me off

Imagine running a holiday business and not knowing what the rules are on legal documents you travel with .

All her content is gummy toothy sun damaged skin close ups, belly, dog dick, dog shit, haribo kid looking like she’s been down the mines, little legs being called various insults, woe is me, freebie freebie, smug and repeat. Fuck off ya jaw swinging cretin

I knew her years ago when she was a ‘VIP rope girl’ and she was a completely different person. She was as rough as owt and spat in peoples faces regularly.
To be fair to her, she’s doing pretty well considering how she started out… but it’s all an act. The phone voice, the filtered photos, the cheesy cringe posts about how long shes waited for ‘a love like this’. It’s too much and it’s absolute bullshit.
Ive been at a house party with her where she kicked off with a drug dealer coz the coke wasn’t good enough Honestly good luck to her if she can make a living out of Instagram but it must be exhausting pretending to be happy all the time. And don’t get me started on that poor neglected dog!

Im sorry but what is the point in a proposal where you “pretend” to be surprised when you’ve been ring shopping yourself? Completely defeats the point of a surprise surely.

I do sort of understand picking the ring. I’ll always remember my gran telling me that when my grandad proposed, he did it with an empty ring box. She said “have you lost it already” and he said “well I know how picky you are so if you’re going to wear it forever I’d rather it be something you’ll like ” off to the jewellers they went that afternoon and were married 53 years before my gran passed. At least she didn’t know that was coming!