ChastityDingle
VIP Member
This was captured on the Strictly thread, not a clip but I think it paints a thousand words...
Not_Nineteen_Forever
Member
The title of the show should actually be:
"My Big Fat Geordie Wedding Except I live down south, my new husband is a southerner, I got married in London then had a paid for wedding in Italy, and I don't even really have a Geordie accent except when it suits me to put it back on again. So it's really my Big Fat Geordie Wedding that actually has nothing at all to do with being Geordie. Oh and I'm also a money grabber and know my mentioning Geordie in the title will tap into my old Geordie Shore following even though I try my best to make it clear that I hate Geordie shore nowadays"
"My Big Fat Geordie Wedding Except I live down south, my new husband is a southerner, I got married in London then had a paid for wedding in Italy, and I don't even really have a Geordie accent except when it suits me to put it back on again. So it's really my Big Fat Geordie Wedding that actually has nothing at all to do with being Geordie. Oh and I'm also a money grabber and know my mentioning Geordie in the title will tap into my old Geordie Shore following even though I try my best to make it clear that I hate Geordie shore nowadays"
louderforthecheapseats
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Can I just say I find that the tackiest thing of all…imagine being proud of getting a free engagement ring, something your fiance is supposed to buy and choose as a symbol of your love because he’s workshy and couldn’t even afford one from Pandora. I wouldn’t be boasting about that
HarJR289
Chatty Member
Speaking as someone who got married Friday - I really can’t think of anything worse than saying my vows twice, another load of photos and having another load of huge parties with family and friends. My wedding day was great but I couldn’t ever be arsed to do it again, nor would I ever piss about watching someone get married for second time in a few weeks. The beauty in it is that’s a one off event, the excitement of the wedding morning leading up to seeing your husband face for the first time & saying your vows. It’s absolutely stupid.
Brooke Davis
VIP Member
Funny how she’s says that yet some who carried on;
Charlotte - having a baby and settled down.
Marnie - got two kids and settled down.
Holly - getting married and settled down.
Gaz - got two kids and settled down.
Vicky - still getting pissed multiple days of the week, and having to force her boyfriend to marry her but yet to happen….
Silly-old-Slapper
VIP Member
Or the Royal College of Art, London College of Fashion or Parsons School of Design…
Or even via the Saville Row Bespoke Association apprentice programme, which can take 3 - 6 years to compete… or a 2 year course at the London School of Tailoring.
With over 30 years experience in Fashion - but I can’t specify on here, for obvious reasons
I am telling you all now. Without any formal training in Fashion Design and without any formal technical training in Bespoke, Couture, Production Tailoring etc, there is NO WAY, he has ‘designed from scratch’ any Suit and they will be produced from the finest Wool blends but be affordable?
So, it’s Made to Measure? Which already is way more costly than Off The Peg and then bulk production would mean pre-ordering in an array of sizes, design styles, fabrics etc.
It’s actually scary how beyond deluded these IG muppets really are!
All his energy, time and effort will be put into the business… are you a sole trader?
What about the dogs and Mama Dog and all the travelling on grifted holidays and what will happen when they decide to defrost a
Honestly, if he had said, he was doing a range of gym / leisurewear related products, then you know, he wouldn’t have to lie about designing and manufacturing of ranges, as that’s what most people do for their Shopify stores…
I didn’t see him at Pitti Filati in June, so will be interesting to see where he has sourced these affordable but finest Wool blended fabrics and I know pretty much EVERY Tailoring Atelier and Factory, so will be interesting to see where he manufactures said Suits
Honestly, I don’t recall him EVER wearing a decent Suit…
I WROTE ALL THAT BEFORE LOOKING AND HE’S AT A SUIT SUPPLIER
He ain’t ‘designed’ nothing, what an ENDRICK
Just think of the word DICKwhen you read it
Get theout,
the PATTI-RAMS continue to fail is gonna be hysterical
That last pic looks like he's about to load up a Transit and head off down to Romford market (or whichever market is nearest to them, Billingsgate, down the Quayside on a Sunday morning, take ya pick!)
Stephie
VIP Member
Hi guys, hope yer all okkkkay
Just popped on to make sure everyone got her announcent that her period has arrived. Because I know everyone waits in anticipation. As Vicky the Patron Saint of Menstruation, continues in her quest to normalise the art of telling every fucker on the Internet. She's riding the crimson tide. Thoughts and prayers are with the poor little bear. And looking forward to seeing this month's staged 'little piggy' couch photo. Surrounded with #gifted sausage rolls, cakes and chocolate.
Just popped on to make sure everyone got her announcent that her period has arrived. Because I know everyone waits in anticipation. As Vicky the Patron Saint of Menstruation, continues in her quest to normalise the art of telling every fucker on the Internet. She's riding the crimson tide. Thoughts and prayers are with the poor little bear. And looking forward to seeing this month's staged 'little piggy' couch photo. Surrounded with #gifted sausage rolls, cakes and chocolate.
Silly-old-Slapper
VIP Member
Another one from the Strictly thread 
GoldSilver
VIP Member
If she doesn’t get the grass cut soon, Ercan will not be able to see over the top of it.
annabelle_bronstein
VIP Member
I know right? When the drive in near me shut for a couple of days for redecoration there were all these people just stood there outside looking really sad and lost like when Diana diedWhy do McDonalds need to advertise anyway
funkimunki1984
VIP Member
You just know the posts she’s going to do before she even does them she’s so predictable.
1. A poor me I’m on my period and no other woman has ever had one before post.
2. Ercan is a shit post.
3. Look at my gorgeous knob head mr Milo who I want to send back to Romania or choke on all the shite I let him eat post.
4. Please kit out my house Cos I’m a beggy bitch post.
5. Face to face Cos I keep it 110% real (apart from when I’m tearing others down but only cos I have to defend my fakeness) post.
6. Shitty boomerangs of her god awful trout pout and teeth.
7. Having her raggedy Anne hair done because god forbid she should brush it herself. Or learn how to do her own makeup post. (Although tbh some of these guys must be prosthetic artists Cos she looks like a different person).
8.Doing Pilates when we all know it’s probably more pies and lattes.
9. Constantly eating out posts but apparently she has covid fear and has been good since last year with not seeing/going anywhere post.
10. I’m the realest bitch you’ll ever see which is why my house is as empty as Ercan’s head and the bed is as manky as her.
So sorry for the long ass posts she just really winds me up for some reason. I think it’s Cos she reminds me of a girl who used to bully me snd I get exactly the same vibes from her. Just a vile, fake human being.
1. A poor me I’m on my period and no other woman has ever had one before post.
2. Ercan is a shit post.
3. Look at my gorgeous knob head mr Milo who I want to send back to Romania or choke on all the shite I let him eat post.
4. Please kit out my house Cos I’m a beggy bitch post.
5. Face to face Cos I keep it 110% real (apart from when I’m tearing others down but only cos I have to defend my fakeness) post.
6. Shitty boomerangs of her god awful trout pout and teeth.
7. Having her raggedy Anne hair done because god forbid she should brush it herself. Or learn how to do her own makeup post. (Although tbh some of these guys must be prosthetic artists Cos she looks like a different person).
8.Doing Pilates when we all know it’s probably more pies and lattes.
9. Constantly eating out posts but apparently she has covid fear and has been good since last year with not seeing/going anywhere post.
10. I’m the realest bitch you’ll ever see which is why my house is as empty as Ercan’s head and the bed is as manky as her.
So sorry for the long ass posts she just really winds me up for some reason. I think it’s Cos she reminds me of a girl who used to bully me snd I get exactly the same vibes from her. Just a vile, fake human being.
annabelle_bronstein
VIP Member
Ok bitches - I’m here for you again tonight
She’s pretending she cares about people soiling her carpet when it’s obvious she’s a messy slattern
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She’s still going on about how expensive it is
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Lied to air con about how expensive the flowers were
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‘The duck’s nuts’
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‘Me and me florist’ thinks she’s Elton fuckin John
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Yay Pete wicks!
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Ugh asking him to be a flower girl with some rank ‘cookie’
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Air con is ‘cringing out’ about his vows
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She honestly treats him like a gullible toddler
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She’s terrified about his inability to write some vows. Like she isn’t going to just tell him what to say
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Has five dresses for puglia
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Has some horrendous gay called Harry advising her
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Just called air con a ‘tight cunt’
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Has he even contributed anything??
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‘Dolce vita vibe’ apparently
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She wants people to faint in the aisles
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They might but not for the reason she thinks
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‘You’ve met the dresses’
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Oh fuck off you basic bastards
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Why is aircon bothering about the budget?? Like he had anything to do with it
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Aircon talking about his vows. He’s never sounded more thick
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ERK has stepped up apparently
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She’s ’fookin obsessed’ with her husband apparently
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Though they behave like they can’t actually stand eachother
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God she treats him like he’s mentally impaired
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Eeh she’s buzzin to see her flowahs
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Her florist has arrived from the nineties
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She says she had a boner from the flowahs
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Top gurning action with scammy patto
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She’s making pizza along in one of the 300 white dresses
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Why the fook is she wearing a veil to make a pizza??
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Air con is really showing how thick/boring/unengaged he is with his equally moronic ‘mates’
She’s pretending she cares about people soiling her carpet when it’s obvious she’s a messy slattern
---
She’s still going on about how expensive it is
---
Lied to air con about how expensive the flowers were
---
‘The duck’s nuts’
---
‘Me and me florist’ thinks she’s Elton fuckin John
---
Yay Pete wicks!
---
Ugh asking him to be a flower girl with some rank ‘cookie’
---
Air con is ‘cringing out’ about his vows
---
She honestly treats him like a gullible toddler
---
She’s terrified about his inability to write some vows. Like she isn’t going to just tell him what to say
---
Has five dresses for puglia
---
Has some horrendous gay called Harry advising her
---
Just called air con a ‘tight cunt’
---
Has he even contributed anything??
---
‘Dolce vita vibe’ apparently
---
She wants people to faint in the aisles
---
They might but not for the reason she thinks
---
‘You’ve met the dresses’
---
Oh fuck off you basic bastards
---
Why is aircon bothering about the budget?? Like he had anything to do with it
---
Aircon talking about his vows. He’s never sounded more thick
---
ERK has stepped up apparently
---
She’s ’fookin obsessed’ with her husband apparently
---
Though they behave like they can’t actually stand eachother
---
God she treats him like he’s mentally impaired
---
Eeh she’s buzzin to see her flowahs
---
Her florist has arrived from the nineties
---
She says she had a boner from the flowahs
---
Top gurning action with scammy patto
---
She’s making pizza along in one of the 300 white dresses
---
Why the fook is she wearing a veil to make a pizza??
---
Air con is really showing how thick/boring/unengaged he is with his equally moronic ‘mates’
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Laracroft007
Chatty Member
SwishSwing
VIP Member
Living the dream, posting your wedding picture then mere hours later having to share your Instagram grid with an ad for a Ring door camera. The geordie girl with the VIP edge she is not
Cheeseandchips
Member
That little rucksack
he looks like he’s off to nursery