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Bride of Britain has to be the next thread title, it's made me hoot

Hey guys new account here have been on tattle for a while but thought I’d finally make an appearance haha

I have a friend who’s boyfriend’s uncle dated VP for a while. VP visited their family for Christmas and my friend’s boyfriend had no clue who she was or how ‘famous’ she was. Apparently she directly asked him “do you know who I am” and he said no. So for Christmas she gave every family member (including the grandparents) her BOOK and signed it. She said “now you can read and learn who I am”. Also my friend told me her boyfriend and his family thought she was so so rude and annoyingly loud and just wanted her gone

Unreal ahahahhahaah

She's like one of those flamenco dolls you brought back from Majorca in the '80s! With a filtered face like a slapped arse!

Did she write this herself!

I'm dying at the fact little legs and his short (but still taller than him) brother have to stand on a step otherwise the nutcracker decs are taller than them

I’m going to report this to the charity too as it’s absolutely disgusting she posts something like this and about Ercan too. I know we laugh at him but this is another level

Thread suggestion Big vick Little vick cardboard box (#gifted)

The racist slur is on the DM this morning

The Sun and Daily Fail reporting on a video of Pete Wicks and Olivia Atwood snogging in a hotel bar…

Wor Vic right now…

We all know VIP Vicky is fuming Charlotte is pregnant.

Little bit of hot my friend had to work with the lovely Vicky a couple of years back and caught her doing Coke not once but twice in the toilets on a shoot set…. I’m not going to mention the company but she’s no longer the gurning face of it!

She’ll hate that she couldn’t filter this. I personally think she’s a bit deluded to think a 28 year old guy is mentally in the same space as her 34 year old self who wants marriage and babies

So.. I'm just sat eating pistachios & then I realised.. Her nails look exactly like pistachio shells!

Yeah, you're welcome.

Surprises me considering the full on post Rihanna got for her pregnancy announcement… more than happy to do a big post on a big star that doesn’t know she exists

annabelle_bronstein said:

100% she reads here - all the z list narcs do - the just love the fact that people are talking about them

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Well if you do Vicky, here’s a message for you
1. Stop scamming innocent people so you can have your hair and makeup done everyday
2. Stop being a hypocrite by filtering your pics within an inch of their life followed by a picture of you the next day rubbing your eyes looking rough. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM you preach about!
3. Look after your damn dog or bekind to him and rehome the poor thing!
4. Go buy some bloody furniture, a dog bed and a proper bed with a clean mattress and bedding upstairs in your house. Try and do some cleaning or organising of your house that doesn’t involve the style sisters sorting out your crap.
5. Stop blaming your come down on your period. We get it you have a womb, it’s not a revelation ya know.

have I missed anything?

Both look better there than on their wedding day

Did she seriously just post a story of someone ringing a food bank begging for food as they’d not eaten in days….followed by her gifted Wenzels hamper?
How’s about stop accepting all this free shit and help a local food bank out by gifting them some of you grifted crap!

The resentment about her paying for it all is palpable
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The accent is off the charts - ahve planned me pah’eeeeeee
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She keeps saying ‘it’s not me first roodeeeeooo’ don’t we know it
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Uh oh it’s the stolen ring story line ‘devastate’en’
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The sad face acting is actually laughable. aircon claims he has a ‘plan’ to save the day. When has he ever been allowed to do anything without wor Vick’s say so?? And how is he paying for it?
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Air con thinks the venue is ‘the fakkin bollox’
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He seems to have an never ending supply of khaki ‘co-ords’ with all the sex appeal of Judith Chalmers
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She just called him a ‘piglet at a trough’ which was nice
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She wants to be a bride ‘but hasn’t thought beyond that point’ sums it up really
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Yay we’re on PMDD already! Suicidal thoughts apparently
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Pete wicks klaxon
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God he looks dreadful
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She’s roped him in for a ‘poor me’ segment and is hinting at suicidal thoughts which is just shocking
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Ooh shall we do a shot (apropos of nothing) the girl that barely drinks
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Oh god it’s time to try on all the horrendous dresses
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Some wedding company has clearly seen her coming and is telling her the London dress is AMAZING
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She wants to go shorter but ‘super classy’. Epic fail. We all witnessed that
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Yay scammy patto enter stage left
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She’s as hard as ‘the hobs of hell’ apparently
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*she doesn’t look like the filtered pics on wor vick’s insta
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More tears
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Her troubled childhood is dismissed by scammy concluding ‘its alright’
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Alike dad enters stage right
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Trotted out again, obviously not deterred by the alkie documentary
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Air con appears in his suit ‘like a Turkish james bond’ (that she clearly paid for)
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She tells him she’d shag him in said suit, making it clear that they haven’t had sex in months
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Ooh aircon has magically produced a replacement engagement ring
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They didn’t even attempt to make out that was a realistic storyline
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essex/London wedding. Both getting ready in the house she bought
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Even ‘urk’ is reeling at how short her dress is and now high the clumpy heels are
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It’s pissing down
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Couldn’t happen to a nicer couple
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Wor Vick is sympathetic to the paps (that she calls all the time)
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God her expression throughout the London vows

jayne2240 said:

Why are her boobs two different shapes & sizes?

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Probably gifted by two different surgeons

Norfolking Good said:

It’s a very unflattering nail colour and I hate the sharpened talons. Looks like a bird of prey

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I remember I got stiletto acrylics a while back and my other half said “it’ll be like getting a wank off a kestrel“