crankthat

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I go to the Oxford college Jade applied to (not in her year and different course) but obviously have heard some things that think are quite telling (not necessarily her fault but make a whole lot of sense).

Firstly, she applied for deferred entry (so missing a year). I get she wanted to do a gap year but applying deferred drastically reduces your chances - to put it in perspective for my course ~10 people are admitted per year in the college, we were told that to get an offer you would obviously need to be in the top 10 of the 30 or so at interviews. But if you were applying deferred they would likely only give you an offer if you are in the top 3/4 - as it would be unfair on next years cohort if multiple places were already taken up. Combined with the fact that the college has the highest applications of any other oxford college - applying deferred and assuming you’ll get in is pretty arrogant.

Also, if you watch her interview vlog, she goes on about how nice her room is. A friend of mine was given the same room during interviews and told by someone showing her around that it was the ‘best room’ (which it is) and specifically mentioned how they gave it intentionally to Jade. That type of stuff is controlled by the JCR committee (basically student council) so evidently had no bearing on whether or not she got in, but of course people knew who she was and I guess meant she had a lovely interview experience.

I find it hard to believe that she didn’t notice this when she was there (the ‘famous’ girl getting the room with its own living room and en-suite when some people were stuck in a block literally known as ‘the bunker’) so really makes sense why she was so hit by the rejection. I think it was a complete curve ball as she more than assumed she’d get in.
 
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pumpkinssspice

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She still can't pronounce a single German word properly... saying her German is decent is just a lie

"On Sundays, NO ONE works"... I don't understand how she can make a statement like that?? Coming from mainland Europe myself, I know that lots of places are closed, but does she not realise some people HAVE to work on weekends?
 
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ECH

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Jade in 2019: Online learning is the future! Everyone will be doing this, Minerva is so smart. Having a campus is dumb. This is the only way to properly study.
Everyone after one year of online learning: Please,,, if I have one more shitty zoom lecture I will SCREAM
The fact she spread online learning as being this revolutionary model and now we're all doing it and realising that it's missing so many aspects that make university worth it makes me question the quality of Minerva. Jade seems to enjoy Minerva because of things that make up a normal learning experience - being with your peers when learning, having your friends around to hang out, and have the time to be able to go out and enjoy a city. The only thing that really sets Minerva apart is the travel, which they shouldn't even be doing right now because of the pandemic.
 
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Sukia

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Seems exactly like the type she would go for.
This guy has a start up dedicated to reducing carbon emission and one of the few photos he has on his insta are one with a bmw and one with an old tractor with a full ass chimney 🤣😭 i cannot

Edit: oh yeah and every photo is from a different exotic location where one has to fly by plane
 
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fwooper

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Putting the acceptance rate down is also just hilarious considering that Minerva fudges their acceptance rate stats by counting people who didn't even complete the application form as rejections.

 
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Eldoral

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She explained that it was impossible to do classes at 1-5am UK time but ain’t Vee doing that and is absolutely fine?
 
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octoppus182

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How can she say she’s just an “average” girl when she’s literally had one of the most privileged upbringings ever?
 
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gossip_guy

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Fucking hell take a shot every time jade mentions her bike got stolen on insta, you’ll be drunk in no time
'I Was Rejected From Oxford University and My Bike Was Stolen: The Jade Bowler Story' by Jade Bowler.

Coming soon to a discount bargain bin at a bookstore near you.
 
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gossip_guy

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Question for tattlers: would you rather be stuck in lockdown with Annet Bowler or Mother Granger?
Mother Granger, 100%.

All her time and attention would be focused on Ruby 24/7, so you'd never have to interact with her.

Annet Bowler strikes me as the type of self-absorbed nightmare of a person who would just be constantly harassing you with questions only to interrupt you the second you started talking to answer the question herself.

"Have you been anywhere nice this year?"
"Well, no, we're in the middle of a pande--"
"--I went to Africa with a quick two week layover in Bali. Have you ever been?"
"N--"
"--You HAVE to go - you would not believe how rewarding it is to go everywhere and really spread enlightenment to less fortunate cultures."
 
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gossip_guy

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Normal smile vs Jade's smile. She looks like a horse.
I'd argue that the smile on the left isn't a normal smile either; that's the forced, fearful smile of someone who's been dragged into a photo with a complete lunatic. You can see the terror in her eyes.
 
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peterbread

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the reason minerva is so ludicrously insisting on pushing forward the travel aspect of the university, even though it's ridiculous and pretty much near impossible to travel like they do at this time, is because the travel makes the university what it is. The academic aspect of it is sub par to say the least, and so if the travel aspect is lost then it is an objectively bad university.
 
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n8459

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God every time she posts about “how did I do this I come from a small village” speech…..

Money Jade, the answer is money
 
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HollyLeaf

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I think we can summise from Jade's lack of posting that she is going out, exploring and studying in cafes but has chosen to keep it secret and avoid the criticism. Spreading ✨ casual✨ covid.
 
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ECH

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Germany has banned UK travellers from entering the country. Was Jade planning on going home before she has her semester in Berlin? Although I suppose she might technically have residence rights if she has her student visa for Germany sorted. If she is allowed and is travelling from the UK to Germany she'll face another 2 week quarantine.

I just think if you have to jump through all these hoops to get the 'global experience' you selfishly want, maybe it's a sign you shouldn't be doing it and perhaps you should stay the hell home.
She's probably not going home, she cares more about appearing cool and international than she does about her family. Plus, if she doesn't go home, it means she has another opportunity to post a picture of her mum crying to get sympathy points.
 
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