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Probably crying into her whispering angel about being picked on when she’s just trying her best despite the Royal Navy being out to get her and life being inordinately hard for her more than anyone ever in the history of the navy.

Or maybe she’s sitting up taking pictures of all the processed shlte she chops into molecular portions for her toddlers’ children’s lunchboxes and claims people want to see?

Or she’s decided to use the oven cleaner on the double bed in the garden by torchlight.

So many exciting options to intersperse into the usual riveting ‘I got up, I sat in traffic, I’m in a shop, I had to buy dairy free things for L who is dairy intolerant and it takes so much time and is totally not predictable so here are my groceries and here is my face while buying them do you like my hair, I didn’t have much time to do it cos Rob is in the navy and I have to get the kids to football football swimming swimming dancing dancing karate and piano and afterschool club all on my own. So a hilarious thing happened, oh hello there’s my eyelash, hello eyelash aren’t you a long one, haha, yeah so like this hilarious thing happened and I’m going to tell you really slowly wiff like loads of like detail and tangents and like when I get to the end it’s going to be totally unfunny haha and yeah so yeah I’m just tired so that’s nice, oh and here’s an affiliate link for a striped jumper.’

This might be a controversial opinion but I think its really unfair to move a 12 year old to the Middle East for a few years then to Scotland when she's 15/16 when you dont HAVE to. She will have spent the first 12 years of her life in one area, I know people do it & kids are resilient but it wouldn't be for me or my family.

Don't forget one cocktail had an irn-bru reduction so that will increase the percentage of Scottishness in Sinbad's little swimmers.... the next wee bean will come out playing bagpipes and making shortbread.

I'm officially supporting Asda because I went shopping there today and have such great memories from my time there. The spice aisle really took me back to the good times at Asda. Haha. Lol. Wild adventure.

Can we just stop to recognise for a moment that while L has come in contact with a positive covid case her first thought is not “oh I hope my baby boy hasn’t caught it!” But it’s entirely about what an inconvenience it’s going to be for her to keep him safe at home with her.

“The 100% there mum I usually am”

absolutely howling. I’ve never known anyone to spend as little time with her kids as she does.

this is “the dream” is it? Really? I thought it was living in the middle east? Oh no - its living in Aberdeen? Oh no now it’s living in a large detached house in the English countryside….

She’s an absolute basket case and shes wasting her life away constantly daydreaming about various lives shes never going to realistically have and the joke is, she cant seem to see what she actually does have right now in her life. Shes from a well off family, shes spent her youth travelling around the world, shes had a university education and is in a secure well paid job, she OWNS a large, detached, home which for a lot of people would be the “forever” home people aspire to have, shes got 2 healthy children and a husband who seems to do anything she wants, they go on luxury holidays, they have family etc - she’s got on paper a bloody great life yet she acts like its all shit and that shes so hard done by and is constantly dreaming of something else. She needs a boot up the arse and a fucking reality check.

She always dothis before sinbad goes away. Starts acting crazy to get shit done in the house. Think her anxiety is hitting peak levels you can tell by her whole fucking demeanour she’s so angry about what’s to come and how HER life’s going to be affected, sick of hearing it.
At the end of the day they’ve chosen this life. Nobody else. They’ve chosen that rob does deployments and stays on in the navy for the monetary benefits. She could of sailed into the Scottish sunset if they weren’t so bothered about the cash.

Don’t feel remotely sorry for her. She put the kids in far too many activities. So yeah she is going to be run ragged cos she can’t cope at home with them either and needs to be in 2 places at once with the activities - don’t understand the logic or lack of.

but heyas long as mama can buy Gucci bags and all her beauty treatments to look less of a linebacker she needs to work 2 jobs and post shite on Instagram like her kids shit in the grout to fund it all. Weird.

don’t even get me started on isla and the boyfriend. Sick in the head. She’s got more issues than vogue and she thinks she had a good childhood? Eating disorder, anxiety, no resilience, can’t cope with anything life throws her way, hasn’t cut the chord with mummy / driving 24 hours in a weekend for a meal ‍, pushing her daughter to be someone she’s not, can’t parent/won’t parent, lack of boundaries in that house, I’m telling you there’s a lot going on in that massive head and large jaw. Many many issues.

I’ve just been reading through some of the comments on her last 2 grid posts and I am honestly dumbfounded.

She seriously thinks that Scotland is some mythical place, millions of miles from where she actually lives and that it’s some sort of exotic, exiting place that if she moved to it’s going to be the most amazing thing ever. She seriously needs to get a fucking grip of herself. It’s like she views the time she spent in Aberdeen in her late teens/early 20s as the best time of her life and is desperate to move back up to try to recreate that now. I have news for her - it’s never going to work. The reality will be somewhat different. She’s still chatting shite about wanting to relocate in a few years time - does this selfish bitch never think of her children or her husband in all of this? Her children who are English, who’s home is in England, who’s whole lives are in the south of England and who have only spent a few holidays at Granny’s in Aberdeen? It is NOT home... pulling them out of school in a few years, when Isla is what, maybe 12 or 13 would be unbelievably selfish. And does Rob actually want to live up in Aberdeen? What would the pair of them do for work?

I cannot believe how utterly disrespectful she is. If I was Rob, reading all of that, I’d be absolutely furious. She just couldn’t give a shit about him or the kids or THEIR family - she doesn’t view the 4 of them as her family unit at all. To Sarah, her family means her and her parents and brothers and home is her parents house in Aberdeen. She’s like a 16 year old.

I don’t understand the woman, gets all the way to Scotland and her mum takes the kids out with her and she does a workout??!!!
go for a walk with your mum who you haven’t seen for so long, enjoy being with your children!!!!!
Stay back and workout??????!!!!!
she blows my mind

The hot dad there isn’t a woman alive who wouldn’t dry up like the Sahara at rob’s disproportionately large head and unsettling eyebrows

TBH I’m feeling slightly triggered by her ’content’. The incubator, the ‘goggles’. These things arent ‘content’ to lots of us! These pieces of equipment, (and many, many more) saved my baby and lots of others babies lives! She can actually get to fuck! The position shes put her baby in right now was completely avoidable!

I'd do anything to have a baby, been trying for 3.5 years... still nothing. Watching this excuse of a woman complain about EVERYTHING infuriates me!! She doesn't realise just how lucky she is.

I loathe all that: “I keep a special eye on military children” from Santa. All children are special. All children are valued. All children have their own challenges. Instead of supporting and empowering Isla and Lachlan, she makes them such victims and creates a self-fulfilling situation where they will struggle more with their father’s absence rather the being able to take it in their stride

Can you imagine if Rob said “they get their mental health from me thank god haha!”

Lilybobtail said:

Cant believe shes taken Isla to look at couches 2 days before Christmas!! And guessing Lachlan is at nursery....you couldn't make it up!!!!

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"Cause everyone is waiting for the sales"
No you absolute twat it's because everyone is following stay home advise and not doing unnecessary shopping!

You are being unfair to say she hasn't planned for this house move. She has looked at several cream sofas online and brought her Christmas tree.

Sorry everyone, here I am on Tattle with no mascara and my hairies look weird!
Also sorry for the radio silence folks, I’ve been sooo busy moving all my kids into the one bedroom and looking at the Eye-kay-ahhhh catalogue.
Oh I look weird, sorry, haha!
Now I must go and fanny about doing god knows what until 2am. Busy busy! Haha.

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Poor baby’s not content, but he’s #CONTENT.

Unknown5 said:

Have those kids EVER had a Christmas in their own home?

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Lachlan’s Christmas presents have