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Nick talks about how happy and emotional it made him to have his wife pack up both their boys early in the morning, drive to Epcot, take the monorail to Magic Kingdom and stand there in the pouring rain on Main Street to cheer him on during the marathon. He was so thankful for their support and for his boys to see him do this so it can inspire them as well. He said he could see how excited his sons were for him too.
He also mentions his wife then had to go back to the hotel and pack everything up herself.

You know this made Tim realize just how useless Jenn truly is.

Book titles!

Are You My Nanny?
What's Your Name, Baby!
Adventures in Fort Pampers
Most People Have Jobs
Let's Talk About Sizes!
Are You Wearing Pants?!

But it's the ULTIMATE bucket list!!!!!

TTT #144: People who are set for life don’t shout out names for 99-cent SuperStickers

credit to @Forest

I just want to say, I’m always behind on these threads, but, I think I’m rather witty and have a great sense of humor.(I’m not trying to sound conceited or full of myself, read till the end) I think I have amazingly clever and witty comments about these two jagoffs. The reason I don’t post much is because all of the things I think you all would find hysterical, someone on here has already posted. Or, is funnier and wittier than I could ever be! I love this community, not only because of the comedy GOLD, but because there’s a real, genuine concern for those children. I think the Dis threads recently have shown that a “snark” site can be the only place where truth can be told. And I love you all for that, regardless of how you pronounce the word ‘tour’

Jenn no one hates you because you use nannies, , they hate you because you act like you need one and have no self awareness that your life is stupid easy. You and your husband put out low quality home videos exploiting your children that between the 2 of you take less time to make than a normal person works in a single day, yet you act sooooo put out and busy. Sorry but they hate you because you are a lazy, no talent, entitled asshole. You keep telling yourself it’s because of the nanny though. Idiot.

Every time I see that baby he looks like he wants to be saved from that household.

I am a huge proponent of breastfeeding and I understand that when a baby is hungry they should eat ASAP no matter where you are. However, there is a difference between feeding a hungry baby at the mall or on an airplane and feeding them live on the internet in your own home. She could have left the room and nursed him in his nursery. They have the $1200 chair in his nursery she could sit on. She also could have started nursing him discretely during the live without the both of them making a big deal out of it. Most stans probably wouldn't have noticed. There are so many creeps on the internet and some of them probably have a breastfeeding fetish. They have no idea who is watching their videos. It's not about her privacy, it's about Oliver's.

Jesus Christ they bought her sushi to eat after giving birth BECAUSE SHE NEVER GETS TO EAT SUSHI Y'ALL!
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Lincoln didn't look this rough dealing with the Civil War during his Presidency.

I'm currently pre-labor too. I'm not pregnant but I plan to be at some point in the future.

Thank you to @Littledollywotsit for this weeks thread title.

Same shit, different thread.

We are fast approaching the final countdown when miracle child prop2 will be brought into this world. Poor thing.

The Bojos continue to broadcast to the world how terrible they are at being parents. Dim drags himself through the parks. J4D continues to edit these home movies being more concerned about stretch mark cream than the well being of their first born.

Tattle didn’t even have the time of day to listen to the 36 minute home vlog rants as J4D confuses urine for amniotic fluid. Holding up precious hospital time for people in need. At least Dim watched some YouTube videos of waters breaking. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Ok.

We have to look at the positives in Jackpots life at least his 18hr sleep schedule is still consistent. He’s on his way to being a super sticker earner just like mummy and Timmifer.

Will Another$on be freed by the time this Thread is full or will he get lost in the beef curtains? Will Jackpot get a meal that isn’t beige? Does Dim find his balls? Will these violent earthquakes across the globe be linked to J4Ds waddle? Stay tuned

I just can't with this guy walking around Universal making shit up. Giving blatantly incorrect information constantly. Universal should revoke is AP just because he's a moron.

He walks around, this was a fountain, then it was grass, maybe it's going to be a fountain again. Here's a wall, I think they're going to put the entrance here instead of there. He's never right with this shit, he's just making it up, he should just stop doing it. He gives the story about Villain Con that stan told him on Twitter and screws it up, then admits he hasn't seen the movie and doesn't really know. Dude, you have a supposed audience of almost 900k people. Get your shit straight.

My personal favorite, Tim told us time and time again that the Welcome to Universal sign in City Walk wasn't coming back because it created a bottleneck. Universal doesn't want people stopping there for a photo. The sign came back a few weeks ago. In this video, Tim fails to mention he's been giving us incorrect info all this time by saying the sign wasn't coming back. But he also says, "It doesn't even say Welcome, it just says Universal Orlando" Um Tim, that's EXACTLY what the sign says, Welcome to Universal. Reading is fundamental. You suck. Do better.

So she looks like Drew Carey without makeup and Mimi with makeup.

lorianne said:

I think I must have missed something along the way....but is Nanny Lynne gone? If so, who is watching Jackson now???

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They leave him on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride so Jenn's Mom can watch him.

Woo Hoo, my first thread title!!!! Thanks Marie, couldn't have done it without you!

Recap:

whale on a cruise ship

beige food

grifting with stickers

bad parenting

fin