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CoolWhip said:

potty training is going to be hilarious. I can’t believe they haven’t bought a mini urinal yet.

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Plonk him on the potty, hand him a churro and tell him he's just like daddy!

Tim has officially lost his channel. It has 100% turned into the Jenn show. She is the only one describing things or explaining things and when he does try and talk she talks over him. I think I’m fixing to even stop watching it altogether. I am so fed up with a constant close-ups of her fucking face and her constantly licking her fucking lips and the corners of her mouth for nothing it’s disgusting.
I thought that their HHN date night was her “one time out her special night” yet she does that, both Howl O Screams and now this. She has a taste of the parent free life again and she doesn’t want to go back
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They are comped a room which is absolutely fucking ridiculous (bec they live nearbyish) but it makes me laugh because it is a standard room and they don’t even get the balcony which Jen seems irked about. Jen goes to open the closet door and says “I think this might be an adjoining roand before she can finish the word room she realizes it’s a closet and she also realizes that she has not been put in any kind of a two room suite . The disappointment in her voice is palpable.
At one time right towards the end clip of the room she said “hmm cool” with a wrinkled up nose. The room clearly wasn’t up to her royal cuntnesses standard.
Then they go downstairs to eat, they show the food they say it looks nice and they say they got comped some free appetizer by the chef and then it jumped immediately to them being in the car they don’t talk about the quality of the food they don’t compliment it or anything like they don’t talk about the food at all. It’s not that I wanted to see them shoving it in their fucking faces but it was ridiculous for them to show that and then not even talk about how the food was the only reason why they even put that part in there is because they wanted to flex that they got a free appetizer.
They love to brag about the fact that they have media but it’s just really sad lol.
So Jen gets jump scared and at 21:22 says this “that was like legitimately the scariest thing that has ever happened to me!”
you know.. that was scarier than people coming to her Door threatening her and her unborn child… scarier than a car incident that made her to anxious to drive …. Sure Jan a scareactor was the scariest thing ever to happen to you….. oh wait… the people at your door thing didn’t happen…
A scareactor was the scariest thing to ever happen.. yeah I can see how that would be way scarier than a stranger on the Internet threatening your child…
I’m just done I’m so tired of them

Littlemuv1 said:

The only thing in that house that has a 20 minute limit is parenting

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Excellent name for a thread title @Littlemuv1

#249 The Only Thing in That House That Has a 20 min Limit is Parenting

Thread title contender - credit to @Snippysnips & @Quasimodo

The Tim Tracker #237 For just $25, you too can help a helpless Tracker

Quasimodo said:

LOL. Is the "job" in the room with us?
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Tim Tracker #225: I have a job....

@Caramadden0404 As youuuuuuuuuuuu wiiiish!

TTT: 219 When You're Filmed, It's Family. *Not You, Courtney.

Damn, this is 100% his life.

"wellness and health journey"

Tim says he was teaching J how to eat a Reese’s Cup and he says he told him that “You have to take its little underwear off” first to eat it.

Omg.

I feel sick.

Since I wasn't able to train at all for this half, my goal became to just beat Tim's time. Can happily say I did by 25ish minutes. No training at all, and I'm like 40lbs overweight at this point lol.

I'm glad Tim now hates running, because I'll never have to see his dumb ass at these events again. I'm gonna sign up for next year's half and actually train for it this time.

RECAP. Oliver needs a new family

My granddaughter was born this morning and weirdly, my son didn’t film it. And I haven’t seen a review of the hospital food yet, but then it is still early

I had one more Tracker story from the LHP cruise. The day we disembarked, we were close behind the Trackers getting off the ship. Tim led the way, then MS Mike, then Jen pushing the stroller, and J$ was at the back of their group with the nanny. Neither parent paid any attention to J$ while going through the line to get off the ship, Tim appeared to be recording the whole time. I can’t imagine not looking back and making sure my child was right with me in that type of situation, even holding their hand.
Once off the ship, there is the long ramp that goes down 2 levels. I heard Tim and the nanny shouting at J$ to slow down and come back. He had ran ahead of all of them coming down the ramp, which led straight to the large area where you search for your luggage. Why would you let your 4 year old run freely in that chaotic situation with security lines and customs, etc? Even if the nanny was in charge of him at that time, he should have been holding an adult’s hand. Another instance where it’s obvious they let J$ run things with no discipline or consequence.


Since returning home from the LHP cruise, my husband’s grandmother passed away from cancer and my sister was diagnosed with invasive breast cancer. It’s really put things into perspective. If only I could live my life without a care in the world except for when my next “staycation” is and what buffet I get to binge at next.

I think if about 1/4 of every thread it taken up by posts, one or two about an interaction with other vloggers is fine.

And Now It's Time to Splu said:

Honestly, based on what we've heard so far I don't know if I feel a bit sorry for her now or more annoyed with her. It's clear she lives life like an ostrich and doesn't give a flip about anything-still not over her taking her one year old int he middle of the ocean with no life vest on-but I do wonder how much she knows or cares about the booty butt obsession. If he is leaving lunch of all things to get footage of that shit there is a clear problem. Especially since he is so obsessed over food.

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NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. I don't feel sorry for her. She has been given such wonderful gifts, over and over, in her life. And she's done nothing but weaponize incompetence to get others (notably Tim, even if he's a jackass) to do everything for her OR manipulate the stans to think she's a sad sack. A LOT of people have lost their parents young (my DH lost his mom right after he graduated high school, as I'm sure countless others on here have lost a parent young) and A LOT of people have shitty upbringings (e.g., divorce, DV) but they don't turn out to be like Jenn.

If she really wanted to get vlogs out timely, she'd do them and stop bitching about having to do X, Y, Z all the time on camera. Tim obvs does most of the daily parenting. THEY HAVE A NANNY (or two!). She has no excuses. She's just lazy and doesn't want to pull her weight. Yet she wants all the rewards.

If she wanted to drive, she could. No one is stopping her. She's a big girl. She could drive herself to her own hair appts. She knows where the keys are. She can take one of their three (3?!) cars out and fuck Tim if he tells her she can't. (doubtful)

If she wanted to look better/dress better, she could. NO amount of money is holding her back. She can bitch about dropping blueberries and the cost of a $5 thing on iPhone that Butters wants, but then does "haul" vlogs of $$$$$$$$$$$$ worth of Sephora. So she loves herself and obvs has a distorted view of who she now is vs. who she once was. And she resents the kids because of it.

I'm not buying any bit of a sob story for her. Recall all the shit she'd spew on Twitter about fellow vloggers, how she'd spout off about random people (including retail, delivery, service workers, etc.), how she acts entitled in the parks and tells people off (hello, Univ TM who gave us the tea), said Tim's mom was a "fat cow," and LIED about INFERTILITY!!!

I'm not there and @xmasbdaygirl obvs has the tea, but IMHO, she's probably pouting because she reads here and KNOWS she's being watched this cruise (by Xmas AND the ton of vloggers on it, e.g., Kitra, etc.). We'll have to see how they fake-frame this cruise in the vlogs, but overall, she's having a shitty time because of this.

She's burned WAY too many bridges. Now she's seeing what happens when you do that.

Admiral Asshole, reporting for duty, sir!!

Rebelle said:

Waittt, isn’t this the stay that Dim threw his Karen fit off camera be he purposely went to a closed register then complained to the manager and she just comp’d the meals for him rather than deal with it?!
@2020planner may remember too.

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Very fitting that Oliver’s 1st birthday is a carnival as his parents are both fucking clowns!