Letsspillthetea
VIP Member
Heres how the night will go......Control freak Tash will lay out everyones clothes on the bed, she will herself be wearing something to show off her massive camel toe paired with a cheap Primark top (For Tanyas benefit 
) The obligatory bedroom mirror photo with little madam and her spoilt smirky face will appear. She will no doubt have a babyish dress on as per usual. James won't be on the photo but he might have one with donkey kong dad on the garden. But categorically not his mum. Ok.
Drinks and snacks will be enjoyed by all....On a tray in the living room. This family dont believe in saving themselves for a nice meal remember.
The car selfie will be uploaded next and it will be unflattering as usual with 10 snapchat filters and 4 instagram filters. She will make donkey kong look ridiculous as she always seems to use a filter where he has snapchat earrings on. And Tashas guacamoley mole will be in the pic too. And her 9 chins. They will arrive at said restaurant and it will be somewhere Tanya has already been so Tanya will come on (even though shes supposedly blind atm
) and comment 'sooo spoooky as her and del boy went there' and Tash will comment back something passive aggressive. Tash will take photos of the toilet, the bar stool, the pepper grinder, the fire exit, the ketchup sachets, the kitchen, the beer pump and the table number before she allows anyone to order. She will order a candy gloss prosecco (borrinngggg now) and they will all do a cheers boomerang. The food will come and Tash will arrange neatly to take a photo of everyone's meal except James cos hes hard as fuck and puts his foot down. Ive always noticed on the meals out theres only every 3 pics of meals. Good on him for not standing for it. Then some drunk pics close up of the guacamoley again and hubs and little madam will be uploaded saying what a great time they have had and tagging the place and the waiter and the barman in hopes for a free meal next time. Oh dont forget she would of obvs told them its their 17th wedding anniversary (like you do when its for yourself 
Not) so they will bring out a pudding and a sparkler and happy anniversary will be written in some kind of sauce. Donkey kong is in the shitter at this point cos hes embarresed so hes liking a few more young girls pics on the grid. Then they will arrive home anf tge obligatory feet up on sofa pic will appear with sweets and popcorn and they will be watching a film. Hubs choice of course. And space themed cos he likes all of them. Much more than his brother Del. Last pic before bed. Of the bed. For a change.
) The obligatory bedroom mirror photo with little madam and her spoilt smirky face will appear. She will no doubt have a babyish dress on as per usual. James won't be on the photo but he might have one with donkey kong dad on the garden. But categorically not his mum. Ok. Drinks and snacks will be enjoyed by all....On a tray in the living room. This family dont believe in saving themselves for a nice meal remember.
The car selfie will be uploaded next and it will be unflattering as usual with 10 snapchat filters and 4 instagram filters. She will make donkey kong look ridiculous as she always seems to use a filter where he has snapchat earrings on. And Tashas guacamoley mole will be in the pic too. And her 9 chins. They will arrive at said restaurant and it will be somewhere Tanya has already been so Tanya will come on (even though shes supposedly blind atm
) and comment 'sooo spoooky as her and del boy went there' and Tash will comment back something passive aggressive. Tash will take photos of the toilet, the bar stool, the pepper grinder, the fire exit, the ketchup sachets, the kitchen, the beer pump and the table number before she allows anyone to order. She will order a candy gloss prosecco (borrinngggg now) and they will all do a cheers boomerang. The food will come and Tash will arrange neatly to take a photo of everyone's meal except James cos hes hard as fuck and puts his foot down. Ive always noticed on the meals out theres only every 3 pics of meals. Good on him for not standing for it. Then some drunk pics close up of the guacamoley again and hubs and little madam will be uploaded saying what a great time they have had and tagging the place and the waiter and the barman in hopes for a free meal next time. Oh dont forget she would of obvs told them its their 17th wedding anniversary (like you do when its for yourself Not) so they will bring out a pudding and a sparkler and happy anniversary will be written in some kind of sauce. Donkey kong is in the shitter at this point cos hes embarresed so hes liking a few more young girls pics on the grid. Then they will arrive home anf tge obligatory feet up on sofa pic will appear with sweets and popcorn and they will be watching a film. Hubs choice of course. And space themed cos he likes all of them. Much more than his brother Del. Last pic before bed. Of the bed. For a change.
Merylsberyls
Chatty Member
Bring it on!
Message the company from your new account? If you messagedshe wouldn’t reply, but the company might reply to you?
Its disgusting to see this going on, with children not getting proper meals
Ok I own up to this 
can’t stand any more of her bullshit waiting to be blocked now
too bad fatty I’ve screenshot it for everyone to see
can’t stand any more of her bullshit waiting to be blocked now She’s now removed my commentOk I own up to this
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Peachy9
VIP Member
Tash rocking up in a full on wedding dress with veil "hehe soo spooooky hun, I got mine 20 years ago, remember I told you "So that makes me think, it has been staged all for the gram!! It’s official now? Sad wankers the pair of them.
I can’t wait to see Tanya in a big puffy wedding dress
Shellybelly
New member
Tashy will renew her vows next week in the tiki bar with donkey Kong. And mini me will be chief bridesmaid. She will be summoned to the garden by "you've got a text". They will then crack on with a reception of yum yums coated In AD/jd seasonings & fruity cider & tinned cocktails. Everyone will have a happy tummy and the bubbas will have been there for the second wedding. XOXO
Dramallamas
VIP Member
Had to Google that and it says symptoms can include an inability to cry tears and a dry fanny. I think there’s a strong possibilty she might actually be telling the truth on this one if that’s the case
Blimey, who would of thought our Saturday nights could be so exciting.
My life is far from perfect. I am far from perfect but I am a bloody good teacher. I have been for over 20 years! I don’t need to justify myself to some uncultured tart. Who makes up a fake account to say she feels sorry for the parents of the kids I teach.
I am a no nonsense kind of person. I don’t fanny about with making people feel good. But I am loyal and I am kind. I have friends and I have a great bunch of people on this site, who I know if I needed to talk I could reach out to them.
I have worked the whole of this pandemic, like most of the people on here. I can’t say I am perfect I’m not.
I don’t portray my life as perfect. Unlike some!
That’s the whole point of these threads, we see your accounts and we think really? Are these woman for real, your lives are not prefect.
Don’t portray them as if they are. Be real, but you can’t because deep down you’re fake as fuck.
I may come on here and air my comments but I air them to people who feel the same as me.
This is a gossip website, you chose to make an account.
Now let’s see what today brings, I think another takeaway and more EB later in the week.
In other news my new Cath kidston parcel arrived.
My life is far from perfect. I am far from perfect but I am a bloody good teacher. I have been for over 20 years! I don’t need to justify myself to some uncultured tart. Who makes up a fake account to say she feels sorry for the parents of the kids I teach.
I am a no nonsense kind of person. I don’t fanny about with making people feel good. But I am loyal and I am kind. I have friends and I have a great bunch of people on this site, who I know if I needed to talk I could reach out to them.
I have worked the whole of this pandemic, like most of the people on here. I can’t say I am perfect I’m not.
I don’t portray my life as perfect. Unlike some!
That’s the whole point of these threads, we see your accounts and we think really? Are these woman for real, your lives are not prefect.
Don’t portray them as if they are. Be real, but you can’t because deep down you’re fake as fuck.
I may come on here and air my comments but I air them to people who feel the same as me.
This is a gossip website, you chose to make an account.
Now let’s see what today brings, I think another takeaway and more EB later in the week.
In other news my new Cath kidston parcel arrived.
That comment from Tan made me want to punch her through my screen
Does her HTB ( I hate that word
) have to go into houses so disgusting that you would wipe your feet on the way out after he has had to search it for drugs & potentially get pricked with dirty needles? Does he go to work & risk being assaulted every day plus catch Covid from people he has to search & arrest? Does he go to work at 7am & then not come home until 25 hours later after having to stay on & deal with prisoners all whilst having no sleep & just a sandwich all day? No, he doesn’t!
My husband is a police officer & is a million times better than her pathetic excuse as a man!
So Tanya, I’ll use your childish little quote right back at you & say that my hero husband is better than your bf!!! Moron
Does her HTB ( I hate that word
) have to go into houses so disgusting that you would wipe your feet on the way out after he has had to search it for drugs & potentially get pricked with dirty needles? Does he go to work & risk being assaulted every day plus catch Covid from people he has to search & arrest? Does he go to work at 7am & then not come home until 25 hours later after having to stay on & deal with prisoners all whilst having no sleep & just a sandwich all day? No, he doesn’t!My husband is a police officer & is a million times better than her pathetic excuse as a man!
So Tanya, I’ll use your childish little quote right back at you & say that my hero husband is better than your bf!!! Moron
watermelon_lemonade
VIP Member
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Hi 
everyone long time lurker first time poster - I’m mostly just here for the laughs but has really pissed me off tonight. Her greed is like nothing I have ever known- those melting marshmallows and snowmen, my kids (3&5) would love them I have seen them on insta but never managed to nab any possibly because I work 27 hours a week, have said 3&5 year old and don’t shop hop like a mad woman due to ya know the global pandemic and for her to say she’s going to ‘stock up’ for her ‘ kiddies ‘ who are grown arse teenagers 
Honestly I know it sounds irrational but this is what has tipped me over the edge 
she has to have everything. That’s right Trash you clear the shelves f**k everyone else oh and don’t you worry about small children going hungry this half term Hun whole communities of people out there including my own are doing what we can to support our struggling families but aslong as your kiddies have enough sugar to gorge on I shall sleep sound in my bed
everyone long time lurker first time poster - I’m mostly just here for the laughs but has really pissed me off tonight. Her greed is like nothing I have ever known- those melting marshmallows and snowmen, my kids (3&5) would love them I have seen them on insta but never managed to nab any possibly because I work 27 hours a week, have said 3&5 year old and don’t shop hop like a mad woman due to ya know the global pandemic and for her to say she’s going to ‘stock up’ for her ‘ kiddies ‘ who are grown arse teenagers Honestly I know it sounds irrational but this is what has tipped me over the edge she has to have everything. That’s right Trash you clear the shelves f**k everyone else oh and don’t you worry about small children going hungry this half term Hun whole communities of people out there including my own are doing what we can to support our struggling families but aslong as your kiddies have enough sugar to gorge on I shall sleep sound in my bed Took it upon myself to create the next thread ‘ladies’- was worried we would run out of space on the last one thanks to this mornings offerings from Tan than enraged us all
@swimming won with most likes on the tread suggestion
Recap:
Trasha STILL works 2 hours a week.
Tanya is STILL a passive aggressive c*nt
They are both STILL corona c*nts.
Both STILL use shitty hashtags.
Tasha got in first with buying the first Autumn tat #smellofpumpkinspiceintheshops- Tanya followed closely behind buying even more tat than Trasha
Tasha & Tan STILL both using expensive bottles of wine/ Fizz as props and not actually pouring a drink out of said bottle
Taco is STILL a massive wet wipe- delicious honey
Dirty John is STILL a filthy pig
They’re all STILL hot tub wankers
Badger has returned to the whichever burrow it crawled out of and we have a new much interesting tattle member who actually provides us with good tit bits!
Tasha won battle of the Ivy Trips (just about- her food just looked a bit more tastier than whatever Tan got)
On the day of Tashas wedding anniversary Tan just could not help herself and posted a picture montage of ANOTHER expensive trip they’ve booked to a castle where wet wipe proclaimed that Tan is always his princess (Vom)
Tanya has got special matching outfits ready her boat trip with wet wipe in true Hyacinth Bucket style.
Tanya made some sandwiches for tea and presented them in a sewing kit
We are all patiently waiting for Tan & Wet wipe to appear on Channel 5’s ‘Can’t Pay, We’ll Take it Away’
@Maggie28 have I missed anything?! My first recap- there is just too much to recap on with this pair!
@swimming won with most likes on the tread suggestion
Recap:
Trasha STILL works 2 hours a week.
Tanya is STILL a passive aggressive c*nt
They are both STILL corona c*nts.
Both STILL use shitty hashtags.
Tasha got in first with buying the first Autumn tat #smellofpumpkinspiceintheshops- Tanya followed closely behind buying even more tat than Trasha
Tasha & Tan STILL both using expensive bottles of wine/ Fizz as props and not actually pouring a drink out of said bottle
Taco is STILL a massive wet wipe- delicious honey
Dirty John is STILL a filthy pig
They’re all STILL hot tub wankers
Badger has returned to the whichever burrow it crawled out of and we have a new much interesting tattle member who actually provides us with good tit bits!
Tasha won battle of the Ivy Trips (just about- her food just looked a bit more tastier than whatever Tan got)
On the day of Tashas wedding anniversary Tan just could not help herself and posted a picture montage of ANOTHER expensive trip they’ve booked to a castle where wet wipe proclaimed that Tan is always his princess (Vom)
Tanya has got special matching outfits ready her boat trip with wet wipe in true Hyacinth Bucket style.
Tanya made some sandwiches for tea and presented them in a sewing kit
We are all patiently waiting for Tan & Wet wipe to appear on Channel 5’s ‘Can’t Pay, We’ll Take it Away’
@Maggie28 have I missed anything?! My first recap- there is just too much to recap on with this pair!
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Stockers_45
VIP Member
Yo Tesco
Yo
Open up, yeah
(Yeah, what do you want Trash?)
Orangutan just caught me
(You let her catch you?)
I don't know how I let this happen
(Which shop?)
The Aldi next door, ya know?
Schlong, I don’t know what to do
(Say you didn’t know)
Alright
Orangutan came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping to the Aldi next door
Picture this we were both lard arses
Banging on the Aldi door
I should’ve bought an extra 10 loafs and a six pint of whole milk
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Shop hopping to Aldi and Tesco, Waitrose and Sainsbury’s too
Push through queues and grabbing pasta you cling to your tro’ol’ley
You better watch your back Trash, Orangutan’s on the attack
Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna
To be on lockdown you have to know how to stay at home
If they shop at night, they gonna shop all day
Never admit to the world when asked
Just make claims that you had it anyway
Trash was caught with pudding from iceland (we didn’t know)
Orangutan’s Spa made an appearance (we didn’t know)
See me bragging on the gram (we didn’t know)
We even had a normal Easter (we didn’t know)
Got called out by sally Potts (we didn’t know)
Shitty paper plates on my table (we didn’t know)
Orangutan’s burnt chocolate bunny brownies (we didn’t know)
Faking gifts from made up neighbours (we didn’t know)
Coronavirus isn’t no way over
Yo
Open up, yeah
(Yeah, what do you want Trash?)
Orangutan just caught me
(You let her catch you?)
I don't know how I let this happen
(Which shop?)
The Aldi next door, ya know?
Schlong, I don’t know what to do
(Say you didn’t know)
Alright
Orangutan came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping to the Aldi next door
Picture this we were both lard arses
Banging on the Aldi door
I should’ve bought an extra 10 loafs and a six pint of whole milk
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Shop hopping to Aldi and Tesco, Waitrose and Sainsbury’s too
Push through queues and grabbing pasta you cling to your tro’ol’ley
You better watch your back Trash, Orangutan’s on the attack
Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna
To be on lockdown you have to know how to stay at home
If they shop at night, they gonna shop all day
Never admit to the world when asked
Just make claims that you had it anyway
Trash was caught with pudding from iceland (we didn’t know)
Orangutan’s Spa made an appearance (we didn’t know)
See me bragging on the gram (we didn’t know)
We even had a normal Easter (we didn’t know)
Got called out by sally Potts (we didn’t know)
Shitty paper plates on my table (we didn’t know)
Orangutan’s burnt chocolate bunny brownies (we didn’t know)
Faking gifts from made up neighbours (we didn’t know)
Coronavirus isn’t no way over