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Pickle number 5 is pending & staceys lies are never ending!

Pearl Iris Solomon Swash - PISS

I can't believe how little of a fuck I give about whether the irish can drive when pregnant. Move the fuck on please!?

Just get up Stace, you’re a mom of four, not one, poor Rex has been glued to your side for two years and all of a sudden you can’t be arsed with him, not fair and the quickest way to make him resent PP. she’s new and a novelty to him right now, like a new toy, but that won’t last if you don’t get up and get life back to normal. How she is lauded as an amazing mum is beyond me, she’s actually really selfish because everything is about her, no bedtime routine because it suits her, not bathing because it suits her, not cooking because it suits her, not getting out of bloody bed because it suits her. Very irritating to watch.

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Read the Wiki, Stace can talk about any Tom, Dick but not Harry.

Aww I'm so pleased her and Joe finally found out about the pregnancy we have known about for months

Recap:
- Stinky and the Bedsit Babe have finally left the bedsit after 4 weeks a month, four weeks and three days.
- Despite nursing for approximately 23 1/2 hours a day, Roess (whose initials were meant to spell 'Roses' but something went wrong) is still so teeny tiny that she looked lost in her pram so she was walked in Mick's toy pram.
- Mick is largely AWOL from stories, apart from when he is leaning over the wobbly bassinet trying to wake Pink Pickle.
- The annexe boys already have their #gifted Bensons for Beds so they have not been invited in to the main house for a photo call in a while. Hopefully Hoe Joe knows he needs to top up their Pot Noodles as part of his new role as head of the household whilst Stacey is stuck in bed with her boobs out.
- Even though she is in bed all day, Stacey was unable to click a few buttons to order Halloween costumes. Hoe Joe was in charge. He even managed to use a Small Business! Imagine that!
- The Solomon Swashs hosted a low-key last minute disco In their garden for a few hundred people, with a DJ and candy floss cart. Very low key considering Stacey was incapacitated due to having a baby a month ago. At this point, Roess had not been given a storyline that involved being outside, so Stacey and Joe had to tag team being outside and sitting in the bedsit with her.
- Not only has Stacey shown the unsafe practise of putting a newborn in a toy pram, Joe filmed her 'sleeping' with Roess on a fluffy rug with loose covers over her. Descipable for someone selling herself as a parenting influencer.

Pink button is the Wiki
#HarryGate - Stacey is not allowed to mention/show Harry on her IG
#RingGate - Joe is wearing his dad's ring
#AnnexeGate - the eldest two have bedrooms (and a kitchenette) in a separate building quite a way from the main house. The shuttle runs quite frequently between the two.
#SimplyRedGate - Rex is referred to as Mick/Mick Hucknall Jnr

Is it possible to divorce your family? My cousin has just text me FOUR times telling me that good ole SS has had her kiddy. FOUR texts!! She never even text me that much when I was in hospital. AND she uttered these words “ahhhh she had her at pickle cottage, how cute. Wonder what she’ll call her little pickle?” - fuck me, I need a new cousin

Ive had a lot of lovely messages asking about my hospital bag & what I’ve packed so here it is for all that’s asking

Hospital Bag ready & all labelled (from a small little business called Label Lady & Sir Alan Sugar)
Pampas grass & Fejka or 2
Tester Paint pot any shade of pink will do
Ice cubes & Ice cube tray
Daim bars mini
Diet Coke
Rose petals
Eye lash glue
1 Shitty Itchy Puffy Pink outfit to bring Princess home
Hahahahaha hahaha hahaha Myself of course & My Cheesiest Cheshire Grin
What ever bedding i have on the day that i go to the hospital, The Stench of quilt will remind of all my pickles & Fur Babies back at home
And last but not least My Hoe Hoe, how could I forget him (don’t worry I’ve not labelled him up as he will shine like a fucking beacon )
Hope that helps love you all to Mars & Back hahahahaha

Charlie
Uniform
November
Tango

How wet is Rose's nappy?

Clearly needs a jar with 'condoms' on but not seen one of those yet.

Userunknown said:

The press were running stories last week all about "how Stacey Solomon announced her pregnancies"... They knew and were definitely putting pressure on her to announce. They'd have done it for her if she didn't.

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That’s actually really sad. If she didn’t want to announce it she shouldn’t have been forced to

She’s pretending her and Joe are gonna look through baby name books today. As fucking if she hasn’t already got a name for her long awaited girl.

mrshardy said:

Same. So difficult seeing pregnancy announcements. Makes me feel so guilty that my immediate feeling is jealousy, but honestly it’s so difficult. Not sure why she needed to add the ‘evidence’ of a miscarriage tho.

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6 losses and am going into hospital in the morning for a hysterectomy I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at announcement and not feel jealous unfortunately

Whitelilac said:

Is that her eldest son holding hands with her in the montage? The one who goes to high school?
Way to get that boy bullied Stacey - hold his hand by all means if he is still willing to do so but don't post it on your social media for the kids at school to take the piss

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It really winds me up how this keeps coming up on this thread - "Stacey is going to get her boys bullied by doing x y or z". Do you really all live your lives pandering to playground bullies??! She's holding her son's hand for Christ's sake, that's actually very lovely and I feel sad for anyone who won't show their child such affection in case they get bullied! Same as when people were saying she's going to get her kids bullied with those pencil cases; what if the boys like them? Should she say no you can't have them, they are not cool enough?! I would much rather teach my children to have the confidence not to worry what other people, especially bullies, think of them and to act in a way that makes them feel happy, regardless of whether it's "cool"/ popular etc

Props to the hairdresser for crediting herself!

It's all I see now....

Laughing about taking a discount because it’s so expensive and why wouldn’t they…umm you’re a millionaire! Us poor peasants who work 9-5 don’t get discounts. Nurses working all hours under the sun for shit pence don’t get discounts. I just find her so insulting and companies that offer these celebrities freebies and discounts just puts me off them!

When you’ve been planning PickleLilys welcome to the world montage for 9 whole months then insta goes down