Whateverrr
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It isn’t Rex’s fault and I’m uncomfortable how he’s described on here. Being excited to see him being taken down a peg or two isn’t right, he can’t help how he’s being bought up.
Bananabelle
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Lol. Really??! You'd keel over at the things I've watched when my children were babies and toddlers then! They don't take much notice at that age unless it's Peppa bloody pig. Lion king is hardly going to do him any harm. What nonsense. This thread just gets more and more ridiculous
RLdeletedme
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Gosh, what a lot of victim blaming on this thread. Perhaps we should be teaching our children not to bully, rather than believing a child like Zach shouldn't wear what the hell he wants to in case people take the piss. My son is 13. Some of his classmates are horrible little arseholes to him because he dresses differently. He has been brought up to ignore them as they're idiots. We don't blame HIM for wearing the clothes, we blame THEM for being nasty bullies.
If you read here, Stacey (pretty sure you do), tell Zach he's a star.
Maybe also tell Joe he's a knob end though
If you read here, Stacey (pretty sure you do), tell Zach he's a star.
Maybe also tell Joe he's a knob end though
Em_
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A baby
klairklopp
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I think it’s lovely……It’s my biggest regret in life that I didn’t have a big family. I had two children then a stillborn and an ectopic pregnancy which put me off. Sadly my son died five years ago making my daughter an only child now which is something I especially never wanted as I was one and hated it. It broke my heart to hear her cry that when me and her dad are gone she’ll be on her own. For all SSS’s faults ( too many to name), at least her children will have each other in the future. Although I’ve just read the lovely post from the lady who has had natural twins at 50 and I’m only 49 so you never know
…Ok recap…
Stacey, despite having had Opal Fruit over 2 weeks ago seems to not be leaving the bedsit very much at all and instead spends most of her time staring at the baby. This is backed up by the almost daily pictures of Rose in varying states of slumber and Stacey constantly declaring how perfect she is/how she can’t stop looking at her/how she’s so wonderful, you get the gist. She’s also confirmed what we all already knew by basically announcing that Rose, the daughter she’s always wanted, is by far her favourite child and how she’s never been so happy or felt so good after giving birth before.
It does seem that Stace has developed some form of post-natal amnesia as she seems to have forgotten the fact she has three other children to varying degrees, although they do make some rare appearances for opportune photo moments, the latest being a Halloween scene. This photo itself caused quite a stir as, amongst other things, Leighton was found to be able to time travel and be both with his father, step mum and other family whilst simultaneously sitting in Stacey’s garden at Pickle Cottage, bashing the shit out of a plastic pumpkin. Stacey also felt the need to announce to all that she’s still wearing sanitary towels (she’s not long had a baby dontcha know!) and Zach appeared as if from nowhere, having not being seen for days (on the ‘gram at least) but mysteriously barefoot despite the location being woodland in October. There were also several costume changes by both Stacey and Joe, all in shades of orange, whilst the older boys were wearing horrific Halloween themed jumpers about four sizes too big for them. Rex of course donned his obligatory name labelled clothes. It’s probably best to not go into too much detail as to what what Rose was wearing, but it’s fair to say it wasn’t good. All in all idyllic family scene it was not!
That aside, since Stacey’s barely moved her arse off the bed it’s been fairly quiet, for Stacey at least. Her new clothing and tat range have arrived in Primark, but sadly Stacey hasn’t been able to see them in store as yet as, well, who knows? Apparently breastfeeding is now a disability and so she’s unable to do much else although both Joe and Rex and sister Skeletor and Rex have been deployed to check out the merchandise, presumably as Rex is so recognisable he will attract attention and therefore more sales.
In other news there’s been hide nor hair of the Annexe lads, apart from the fleeting photo appearances mentioned previously and it appears that the arrival of Opal Fruit has just bumped them even further down the importance list. With Leighton now with his father it’s more than likely Zach will be left fending for himself with no more than a stash of Pot Noodles for company, still, it’s infinitely preferable to having to spend time with his mother who insists on embarrassing him at every possible opportunity.
Last but not least there’s huge controversy as to when the infamous pumpkin picking occurred. The date Stacey states it happened (3rd October) has been proven a lie as the farm itself had to close two sites due to the car parks being waterlogged so it’s now unclear as to when the Swollomon/Skeletor clan went traipsing through the muddy fields inappropriately dressed. What’s also uncertain is whether she was still pregnant when they did go and indeed when the baby was actually born, although Stacey insists that she arrived on her birthday.
A bit of a convoluted and lengthy recap there, sorry, but then again it’s me so what do you expect?!
I guess the easiest (and shortest) way to put it is Stacey lies and Opal Fruit’s her favourite!!
Stacey, despite having had Opal Fruit over 2 weeks ago seems to not be leaving the bedsit very much at all and instead spends most of her time staring at the baby. This is backed up by the almost daily pictures of Rose in varying states of slumber and Stacey constantly declaring how perfect she is/how she can’t stop looking at her/how she’s so wonderful, you get the gist. She’s also confirmed what we all already knew by basically announcing that Rose, the daughter she’s always wanted, is by far her favourite child and how she’s never been so happy or felt so good after giving birth before.
It does seem that Stace has developed some form of post-natal amnesia as she seems to have forgotten the fact she has three other children to varying degrees, although they do make some rare appearances for opportune photo moments, the latest being a Halloween scene. This photo itself caused quite a stir as, amongst other things, Leighton was found to be able to time travel and be both with his father, step mum and other family whilst simultaneously sitting in Stacey’s garden at Pickle Cottage, bashing the shit out of a plastic pumpkin. Stacey also felt the need to announce to all that she’s still wearing sanitary towels (she’s not long had a baby dontcha know!) and Zach appeared as if from nowhere, having not being seen for days (on the ‘gram at least) but mysteriously barefoot despite the location being woodland in October. There were also several costume changes by both Stacey and Joe, all in shades of orange, whilst the older boys were wearing horrific Halloween themed jumpers about four sizes too big for them. Rex of course donned his obligatory name labelled clothes. It’s probably best to not go into too much detail as to what what Rose was wearing, but it’s fair to say it wasn’t good. All in all idyllic family scene it was not!
That aside, since Stacey’s barely moved her arse off the bed it’s been fairly quiet, for Stacey at least. Her new clothing and tat range have arrived in Primark, but sadly Stacey hasn’t been able to see them in store as yet as, well, who knows? Apparently breastfeeding is now a disability and so she’s unable to do much else although both Joe and Rex and sister Skeletor and Rex have been deployed to check out the merchandise, presumably as Rex is so recognisable he will attract attention and therefore more sales.
In other news there’s been hide nor hair of the Annexe lads, apart from the fleeting photo appearances mentioned previously and it appears that the arrival of Opal Fruit has just bumped them even further down the importance list. With Leighton now with his father it’s more than likely Zach will be left fending for himself with no more than a stash of Pot Noodles for company, still, it’s infinitely preferable to having to spend time with his mother who insists on embarrassing him at every possible opportunity.
Last but not least there’s huge controversy as to when the infamous pumpkin picking occurred. The date Stacey states it happened (3rd October) has been proven a lie as the farm itself had to close two sites due to the car parks being waterlogged so it’s now unclear as to when the Swollomon/Skeletor clan went traipsing through the muddy fields inappropriately dressed. What’s also uncertain is whether she was still pregnant when they did go and indeed when the baby was actually born, although Stacey insists that she arrived on her birthday.
A bit of a convoluted and lengthy recap there, sorry, but then again it’s me so what do you expect?!
I guess the easiest (and shortest) way to put it is Stacey lies and Opal Fruit’s her favourite!!
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redstraw16
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I have 4 siblings so can’t really chat shit but this still made me laugh 
Chrisscross
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I've never posted before.. but love reading these threads 
Although I just wanted to say..
I don't think she was saying that she only found out 2 days ago.. I think what she meant was she was having some symptoms / not feeling right.. and was scared to get checked out incase she was having another loss? So 2 days ago they finally went to get checked out and found out baby is safe and sound and healthy?? That's how I took it anyway ahha. I didn't read that she said she only FOUND OUT 2 days ago.. I think she was just happy that there was a heartbeat and everything was OK 2 days ago. And thats why she's now announcing publicly? Correct me if I'm wrong. Sorry
Although I just wanted to say..
I don't think she was saying that she only found out 2 days ago.. I think what she meant was she was having some symptoms / not feeling right.. and was scared to get checked out incase she was having another loss? So 2 days ago they finally went to get checked out and found out baby is safe and sound and healthy?? That's how I took it anyway ahha. I didn't read that she said she only FOUND OUT 2 days ago.. I think she was just happy that there was a heartbeat and everything was OK 2 days ago. And thats why she's now announcing publicly? Correct me if I'm wrong. Sorry
Soapy
Chatty Member
It's very common nowadays for father's/partners etc to do post birth, skin to skin contact as well as the birth mother, to aid with bonding and to help soothe the baby.Why has Joe got his top off is he going to breast feed
To keep the thread on track: they're both still knobs
Barkin Mad
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This is what I imagine Rex & His little Sister to look like in the family pics 
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They See Me Trolling...
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Why should she? Without sounding like a cold hearted bitch this is one child who happens to have (I presume, I have clue who they are) famous parents. There’s millions of ill children in the world, I don’t understand why everyone jumped on this one bang wagon and are apparently wrong for not being all over it. Many that did post about the fundraiser got criticised for jumping on the band wagon!
watermelon sugar
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I'm a scan expert, it's a fejka
reCAPTCHA
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Great publicity stunt though eh?
She’s absolutely guaranteed some media coverage with the sand idea, and that’s all she craves.
“Stacey Solomon brings the beach to Essex”
”Stacey Solomon takes her kids on a tropical beach break”
”Stacey Solomon makes her own sandy holiday in her own bathroom”
And of course how helpful that these articles will lead people to a click link for her IG page, new book, etc.
More followers&Great engagement rates= More influence= Bigger brand deals and better leverage for whatever ‘partners’ she wants to work with in future.
And remember she can easily afford a commercial clean to sort out any mess in her house- it’s ‘work’ after all.
She ain’t daft AT ALL. The fact that it’s a fucking stupid/ridiculous/over-engineered (delete as appropriate) idea is deliberate as it creates controversy- but nothing so dreadful so as to get her genuinely disliked- just enough to bring out differences of opinion and bring the attention she wanted.
She’s absolutely guaranteed some media coverage with the sand idea, and that’s all she craves.
“Stacey Solomon brings the beach to Essex”
”Stacey Solomon takes her kids on a tropical beach break”
”Stacey Solomon makes her own sandy holiday in her own bathroom”
And of course how helpful that these articles will lead people to a click link for her IG page, new book, etc.
More followers&Great engagement rates= More influence= Bigger brand deals and better leverage for whatever ‘partners’ she wants to work with in future.
And remember she can easily afford a commercial clean to sort out any mess in her house- it’s ‘work’ after all.
She ain’t daft AT ALL. The fact that it’s a fucking stupid/ridiculous/over-engineered (delete as appropriate) idea is deliberate as it creates controversy- but nothing so dreadful so as to get her genuinely disliked- just enough to bring out differences of opinion and bring the attention she wanted.
immaturecow
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This made me laugh
