michtake

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Hi Tattlers - Please forgive me, I have seen the light!

I've been following S+D for a few years, My Husband and I got married around the same time, and also went to Orlando for our Honeymoon (mainly as my dad lives there and couldn't be at the wedding), I've been watching around 3 years but I've recently been concerned about some of the vlogs and so happy I found this and I feel like it's not just me who is concerned.

The Windsor vlogs were VERY telling, I agree with you all that it looks like they've run out of money - the work shy attitude that both of them have towards making an honest living really irritates me , It's like working a "normal" job is beneath them and it really f**ks me off that they get hand outs and are trying to play the sympathy card. Not everyone has had the luxury of sitting inside a *albeit filthy* bungalow for over a YEAR during a pandemic. The 3 of them looks terrible, they look pale, depressed and all sick - I work in housing and have been rehoming the homeless throughout the pandemic, and my husband works for the NHS so you can imagine what the last year has been like for us - but we don't look as terrible as they do, seriously go to the doctors and get help (also eat some bloody vegetables) I have NO sympathy for these two lazy arses complaining about their Covid experience when they've been able to sit on their arse doing F all!

I think S+D really need to think about the content they're providing a 10 minute vlog of Sophie's face, Dave off key singing and you neglecting poor Barney just doesn't cut it - Where was the hotel tour and a decent review of the room you were GIFTED! My patience has worn thin with their begging attitude, How can you be too proud to work but perfectly okay with BEGGING!! *selling* the pins that were £15 inc postage is daylight robbery and you've taken complete advantage of your viewers and expected them to pay for your honeymoon/get you out of your mothers house when heavily pregnant. Time to plan for yourself , take responsibility for your own finances like all of us do. Work hard and earn the nice things in life, you've abused the situation long enough and I feel that you're viewers are now wise to your emotional begging.

You could tell that they wanted to be gifted tickets to Legoland, I'm so glad they weren't as they hardly showed the park, I've never been to Legoland and I don't feel like I've learnt anything about the park from their shoddy vlogs. An old vlog popped up on YouTube the other day, it was the one where Sophie was gifted a new engagement ring, it was cringe and felt so grim - I cannot believe Dave would be okay with this!?! Just shows their characters, greedy and lazy - imagine throwing off your engagement ring after a few years for a non-sentimental gifted one because the one your partner bought for you wasn't big or grand enough *PUKE*

I feel so sorry for poor little Barney, he deserves so much better. His little face in the Windsor vlogs was heart breaking, He looks so poorly and pale - I don't think his cough is for attention, this little boy needs a good meal, warm bath and clothing and parents that engage with him instead of plonking a phone in front of him *Don't get me started on baby dropgate* - I struggled with the way they have been since Sophie started planning for a baby, the whole TTC process for them was VERY braggy and lacked any concern for people struggling to start a family. My husband and I have tried for 2 1/2 years to start a family and although it was a slap in the face for people struggling with fertility issues, the way they both behaved it's even worse seeing them neglect the baby that many couples would long for. I'm glad Dave's family seem to have Barneys best interests at heart, he looked lovely in the posts yesterday and for once looked so happy - If you're reading this Well done to the Scottish family!!!

I would have so much more respect for them if ONE of them went to work, Imagine only one person in the household having to go to work ?! they live in cloud coo-coo land and it's time for them to come back to earth with a bang. In my opinion they need to take a step back - are they still in love with making videos? or are they doing it just for £££ (I expect the later) What do they want to do with their lives? Dave needs to get off his arse and get a job to provide for his family, How are you too proud to work an entry level job but not proud about other things like Sophie's mum having to drive her to the hospital in labour? is actually embarrassing, be a man and PROVIDE for you're family that you so desperately wanted to create. Also Dave BUY SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES THAT FIT, I'm SICK of seeing you covered in dog hair in 4 year old scabby t-shirts, its gross , you have had money for gym kit, there's no excuses, get onto Jacamo and learn to dress for your size- Sophie gets loads of dresses, time for you to get some clothing.

Sophie - Chip is a DOG not a child. Your ACTUAL child needs you - Why is it okay for you to make Chips meals by hand but leave poor Barney with packets of Crisps (I counted 3 packets given to him in Windsor "travel day") Why don't you do some vlogs showing people different recipes for babies, go out with Barney and take us along for the ride - If you have no money not a problem - go to somewhere free there are plenty places to explore. Drop the pride you aren't your sister, if you don't have the money it's okay - show us money saving tips and ways to make healthy meals for a low cost. You could have done a wonderful vlog in Legoland of meals and ways to cost cut, Pride comes before a fall - it's time for you to drop this rich girl act and be relatable.

P.S if you love animals so much, why not get a job at a vets, I really think it would suit you - even if its 2 days a week, put Barney in childcare so he can get used to interacting with children his age and you can get some time away too, I think it'll do you some good getting out the house, speaking to people and making money for an honest days work.

Sorry for the ramblings - I've been keeping this frustration in for a little too long!
 
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Ch21

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Fir those asking I am in hospital. Pessary in. My husbands oldest friend knows the chief midwife at my hospital and because of my circs I have been given a private room and access to the best care ever. I even spoke to funeral directors today and halted our mortgage until my husbands life assurance comes in. I am scared and emotional and keep imagining he’s here but I will get through it and this is the last gift he gave me x
 
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disneys

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Welcome to a new Soaf and the Oaf thread to all the wolves at the door !!! Goooood mooorningkkkkkk (except it’s not cos my kid woke me up at 5am, joy)

thanks to @Jess89 for the new thread title with over 100 likes … I didn’t even know we had such a big flamily on tattle !! 100 wolves and counting !

RECAP: What have Soaf and Oaf Dressing Brown been up to?

- The Browns had a staycation in Windsor and the content was dire. They barely left the hotel and dropped Barney on his face. Barney hardly got out of his pyjamas the whole time. They drove all that way from Cheshire for Dave to walk around a car park in his socks and sliders , and to spend 4 hours at legoland
- they were called out on the terrible content and Soaf blamed Barney (who apparently is ill AGAIN) and us (the wolves) on the content from their trip being shite !! She also said she needed to set more boundaries ..
- Meanwhile , on their gifted hotel stay , oblivious Dave filmed the gym , filmed himself working out in sliders (??) and probably irritated everyone in there doing so
- The Gruesome Twosome then made their way up to Bonny Scotland to see the Brown family and beloved Nanna Fran
- They reunited with Chip who literally didn’t give a single shit about the fact they were back
- Soaf struggled to put up a travel cot
- Dave’s dad wanted to take Barney to Smyths to buy him a toy , Soaf hijacked the trip and got him to buy a boring grey elephant instead that Barney probably won’t use , and she rode around on a kid’s unicorn
- Dave’s family threw Barney a 1st birthday party and it was so cute and wholesome , probably more than Ol Owl Eyes will do for her own son
- Nanna Fran took them to a pub , Soaf didn’t fancy a roast and had Mac and cheese .. Dave is one of those men who has to eat exactly the same as his wife apparently (even though they never eat together at home) and had it too
- They came home and Soaf wore a maternity dress and teased an announcement which made us think she could be preggers , but then again we think the news might be a new pin or a Disney trip
- Dave claimed he walked 25k steps on the day they drove from Scotland to Cheshire … sure you did Dave
- Dave changes his bio weekly to say he’s lost more weight but we are yet to see evidence , 35lbs down apparently !
- Dave shared a before and after pic that showed no difference whatsoever
- They still haven’t put up the garden set that Ratbags gave them
- Barney’s first birthday is looming … I wonder what they have in store …
- Dave said his driving theory test was in June and he had lessons booked .. when someone asked him about this in a Q&A , they were blocked

okay my wolves , I think that’s all ! Happy tattling !
 
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EleanorRigby

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Well that vlog was thrown together at the last minute.
All it's confirmed is Dave's not working and never was.The LHOM is not going to get them to WDW like she thought so now it's WDW by Chip n Pin.

Absolute shameless pair and the state of them too greasy hair, covered in dog hair and Barney's nappy was nearly hitting the floor it was that heavy.
Also why's Barney's bed never made if he co sleeps with Sophia, let me guess Chip sleeps on it now :sick:
Sophie and Dave #53 WDW by Chip and Pin.

Priceless, thank you ❤
 
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This is so random and off topic so IM SORRY but I have to get this out

I was a genuine fan of there’s and enjoyed their Disney vlogs - but there was one single, random action that sealed the deal for me and made the sickly sweet illusion crack…

They were on the Frozen ride in Epcot, Let it Go is playing and Dave is singing along at the top of his lungs

That was it! The moment I saw through it all.

I thought, if I was on that ride, I’ve queued up for hours to get on, only to have to listen to a two-bit singer try his best to wail over the track and make it about him - I’d have lost my mind

Such a simple, unimportant moment, but it made me see how selfish they are

Ever since then it was just a rabbit hole getting deeper and deeper

Okay … I feel better now. Thank you and goodbye
 
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Toad in the Hole

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Trigger warning : shagging Dave


I had a sex dream last night about Dave. And in the dream I enjoyed it. Please send your thoughts and prayers at this disturbing time
 
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Disneylifeonly

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So I decided to write a version of 12 days of Christmas for Barney, to show what he can look forward to for Christmas
*clears throat*

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
12 dumb dinosaurs
11 gousto boxes
10 lots of calpol
9 amish dresses
8 cans of monster
7 days of stew
6 joules jumpers
5 golden chip hairs!!
4 failing projects
3 klarna payments
2 melty puffs
And he still doesn't have a pair of shoes!
 
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Mable912

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Literally me in bed last night thinking about how Sophie and Dave are planning on spending thousands on a luxurious holiday when they don’t own a house and “couldn’t afford” to take Barney to Chester Zoo
 
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Venom

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I really need to get up to speed with these 2, but I was inspired by the thread title to come up with a song

"Block Star" To the tune of Smash Mouth's "All Star

Somebody told Sophie the Pins make lots of money
She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her greasy tied up bun
And the face of an owl for her head

Well the vlogs start coming and they don’t earn nothing
Lies to the flam and the schedule’s gone running
Didn't make sense not to “work” for fun
Her brain ain’t smart and Dave is dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So why aren’t they going on days out with Barney?
Flam’ll never know because they don't go
They’ll never learn and they won’t grow

Hey now, you're a Blockstar, Book Disneyworld, Don’t Pay
Hey now, you're a Blockstar, Beg to Nana Fran, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
But the Beige bungalow’s covered in mold

It's a cool place But Owl eyes a Moaner
Lazing in the hotel room, waiting for a Dessert order
But the Security Guards watch and Shiver
Dave’s walking round the car Park, Missed the gym by a slither

The amount he eats, he isn’t getting thin
They need the views so let’s go for a family swim
The contents dire, They are both bores,
That's the way they like it and the Flam never get bored

Hey now, you're a Blockstar, Book Disneyworld, Don’t Pay
Hey now, you're a Blockstar, Beg to Nana Fran, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
But the Beige bungalow’s covered in mold
 
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goofygirlDLP9999

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They’ve got 0 Dino emojis, 24 comments and 5K views. This is going to be a painfully slow death.
And so many of those 24 comments aren’t the most glowing of The Frump and The Lump!!!

0 Dinos guyyyyyyzzzzzzzzz

THREAD TITLE SUGGESTION - Dino Club is dead, god tier wife is dropping her baby on his head!
 
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