Picture it
Its 2022 and the travel day vlog has been released of s and d and b going to Disney
We start with the pair of them checking out their hotel room for the night before, dave complains as he has had to sleep on the sofa and let Barney sleep in the bed because they forgot to let the hotel know they needed a cot and didn't pack a travel cot.
They waddle to check in, Barney in a sleepsuit, dave in sproutfit and sliders and soaf in a floral dress that she is trying very hard to not get dirty to try and get away with returning it as soon as they're back from their holiday.
Upon checking into the flight they realise they forgot to book somewhere for Barney to sit, and because soaf is such a Rockstat, dave says Barney will sit on his knee during the flight so soaf can get some much deserved sleep on the flight.
They hunt down frankie and bennys in the airport and notice they only have an hour and a half until their flight, plenty of time for breakfast and snacks. Soaf orders eggs benedict, whilst dave merely orders toast and a fulll English for Barney, which dave states he will help Barney with.
Their gate gets called, still time for snacks though! Fast forward and were in the queue at wh Smith with dave buying a mere 4 cans of monster for the flights, whilst not getting any snacks for his toddler or anything for him to play with on the plane.
A tannoy goes off stating that Mr and Mrs brown must report to the gate now or the flight will leave, soaf and dave frantically run to the gate, daves moobs bouncing like an extra from Baywatch.
They get on the plane and the flight attendant points out to dave that he must pay for an extra seat and he cannot fit properly into one and it would be unsafe for Barney to travel squished against the seat in front, dave complains saying the plane just isn't equipped to handle body builders and blames his muscular thighs.
Cut to soaf and dave complaining that the flight attendants and other passengers were complaining that they held up the flight, saying how could they expect them to fly without snacks.
Meanwhile soaf is sleeping, dave is watching brokeback mountain on the plane with a feeling of envy, and in their distracted States, Barney has wandered all around the plane, with flight attendants desperately trying to find what parents he belongs to.
Dave finally realises and laughs and straps Barney into his seat, wondering if there would be a way to have Barney in a flat laying pram on the flight.
Finally they arrive in Orlando, and soaf and save realise they have left their pushchair back at the airport in London.
They go for the magical express only to find out that this perk has in fact been cancelled as a freebie for hotel guests, dave wanders around trying to find a taxi rank and his phone dies, just like in wallmart.
Finally they get a taxi to animal kingdom lodge, and realise upon arrival and unpacking that neither of them have packed any clothes for Barney the entire trip.
"Its fine" says Sophie "he can just go out in that sleepsuit"
The end.