TheSocialFlower

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🐺 Wolves rule 🐺

how many wolves are there reading this? Give this a like and let’s see just how large our pack is.
- even those who silent read!
 
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TheSocialFlower

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Literally LIVING for all the new wolves right now.
I’m interested so… react to this post using the emoji’s

🤢 - If you’ve been a wolf since 2020 or BEFORE
😡 - If you’ve been a wolf since 2021
😂 - If you’re a new wolf in 2022

Got to love our ever growing wolf pack :).

🐺 WOOOOOOO (edit I’m a 😡wolf)
 
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Polkadot123

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Have they said anything else about the trip? Will they or won't they?
We should have done a poll.

Try it this way.
Like - They are going in Feb
Heart -they will postpone to April or later
Sick- they never booked.

And I will total up.
 
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gizmo

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It’s Saturday 28th November and Sophie hasn’t slept a wink in anticipation of the new arrival, she just can’t wait for her Loaf. Dave has been up all night wondering just how will he get it past the fridge.
Suddenly there’s a phone call, it’s the delivery driver advising he will be with them in 10 minutes.

‘Dave! Dave! It’s here! Wrist supports on!’
shouts Sophie.

Dave spots the delivery van and quickly ingests his powdered pre-workout to ensure maximum gains. The Loaf has arrived.

Dave’s worst nightmare comes true, it will not fit past the fridge. As ‘ugly door’ lurks in the background, Dave decides to try one last time but to no avail. ‘Sophie, we need to remove the Flamily’s goldfish photographs off the fridge, it just won’t budge otherwise’ says Dave. ‘But then the Flamily will realise how little we actually care!’ replies Sophie.

It’s last chance saloon for Dave but with one last push, the self-proclaimed powerlifter unleashes the beast within and the Loaf has a new home.

This is the moment that Sophie has longed for. Clean dressing gown on, she brushes Chip’s fur off the seat and lowers herself onto the chair for the first time. She wonders what she has done to own the Loaf that she’s dreamed of for years and ponders the future generations that will use the chair.

It’s time for Dave to read Barney a bedtime story in the Loaf. Tonight’s reading material is a ‘The Play That Goes Wrong’ programme. Dave can’t wait to tell Barney all about his finest hour. Unfortunately Daves remembers that his favourite page, the one with Handsome Liam on, was destroyed during conception and the page no longer opens.

Sophie blinks slower than ever at the sight of Dave reading Barney a story in a Loaf. This is the moment she’s been working so hard for. As Sophie’s eyes fill up, there’s a noise. A large rumble. Sophie looks at Barney, Barney looks at Dave but as the rumbling continues, Sophie suddenly remembers the triple serving of whey protein Dave had once the Loaf was in position.

Dave thought it was a fart. Barney screams. Puma shorts saturated. The chalky blue loaf resembles a new shade now known as ‘David Kristopher-Brown’.

‘Do you not know how many pins I had to sell to afford this?!’ cries Sophie.

The Loaf is ruined, Sophie’s dreams are in tatters. Dave considers a new pin while Sophie signs up to go fund me in order to raise funds for a replacement.

As Dave puts the wrist supports back on and another battle past the fridge awaits in order to move the Loaf to its new home, the gym, Sophie has an idea. ‘Don’t worry, we will blame Chip. The Flamily will sort it.’

This may or may not happen but Happy Loaf Day everyone!
 
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EIC

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There has been a lot of speculation why they haven’t vlogged for so long maybe a mini poll will help

(y) Like for Sophie is pregnant and can’t cope, she’s not 12 weeks yet so doesn’t want to say anything

❤ Heart for they are just lazy and/or lost interest

:mad: Angry face for they are holding off for a Disney trip to pull back in the views

:sick: For something else
 
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Ch21

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All after a very stressful 24 hours in labour I gave birth to my second daughter. My husband always said he’d made peace with being in an all girl
House xx
 
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Disneylifeonly

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Picture it

Its 2022 and the travel day vlog has been released of s and d and b going to Disney

We start with the pair of them checking out their hotel room for the night before, dave complains as he has had to sleep on the sofa and let Barney sleep in the bed because they forgot to let the hotel know they needed a cot and didn't pack a travel cot.

They waddle to check in, Barney in a sleepsuit, dave in sproutfit and sliders and soaf in a floral dress that she is trying very hard to not get dirty to try and get away with returning it as soon as they're back from their holiday.

Upon checking into the flight they realise they forgot to book somewhere for Barney to sit, and because soaf is such a Rockstat, dave says Barney will sit on his knee during the flight so soaf can get some much deserved sleep on the flight.

They hunt down frankie and bennys in the airport and notice they only have an hour and a half until their flight, plenty of time for breakfast and snacks. Soaf orders eggs benedict, whilst dave merely orders toast and a fulll English for Barney, which dave states he will help Barney with.

Their gate gets called, still time for snacks though! Fast forward and were in the queue at wh Smith with dave buying a mere 4 cans of monster for the flights, whilst not getting any snacks for his toddler or anything for him to play with on the plane.

A tannoy goes off stating that Mr and Mrs brown must report to the gate now or the flight will leave, soaf and dave frantically run to the gate, daves moobs bouncing like an extra from Baywatch.
They get on the plane and the flight attendant points out to dave that he must pay for an extra seat and he cannot fit properly into one and it would be unsafe for Barney to travel squished against the seat in front, dave complains saying the plane just isn't equipped to handle body builders and blames his muscular thighs.
Cut to soaf and dave complaining that the flight attendants and other passengers were complaining that they held up the flight, saying how could they expect them to fly without snacks.
Meanwhile soaf is sleeping, dave is watching brokeback mountain on the plane with a feeling of envy, and in their distracted States, Barney has wandered all around the plane, with flight attendants desperately trying to find what parents he belongs to.
Dave finally realises and laughs and straps Barney into his seat, wondering if there would be a way to have Barney in a flat laying pram on the flight.

Finally they arrive in Orlando, and soaf and save realise they have left their pushchair back at the airport in London.

They go for the magical express only to find out that this perk has in fact been cancelled as a freebie for hotel guests, dave wanders around trying to find a taxi rank and his phone dies, just like in wallmart.

Finally they get a taxi to animal kingdom lodge, and realise upon arrival and unpacking that neither of them have packed any clothes for Barney the entire trip.
"Its fine" says Sophie "he can just go out in that sleepsuit"

The end.
 
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Jess89

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The thumbnail of the vlog yesterday was photoshopped. She is making out she had a jacket all along, the two days and legoland no sign of a jacket. I'd say this was a pic was taken in Scotland. Sophs going to have to let Barney wear the jacket as daves lovely mum bought it for him. So hopefully one week of being dressed properly 🤞🤞
Omg you’re right I didn’t even notice it was photoshopped 😂The bottom photo is the first picture which comes up on Tripadvisor which is the one she’s used as the background
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Kraken

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Well, call me Billy no mates on a Friday night but I actually called it 😂😂 New pic is a lie, it’s a still from a reel on the 18th May.

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What’s happened to your gym, dave?
 
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Jess89

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Sophie and Dave #38 There’s no buisness like Soaf’s buisness like no buisness I know

(misspelling intended)
 
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