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I’m currently in the bath might do a bath fart to celebrate x

mmmmomo said:

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Glimpse of Paul’s bedroom eyes

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Looks like jigsaw from the saw films

Hello and welcome to thread 28, anyone out giving restraining orders? Cause Paul's got one eeee!
Thread title by the legend @unsociable

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Hello my little piggies and hamlets, look at us! Who would have thought? Not me! The thread might be back to its glory days! RIP the OGs, this place of worship has now moved onto a new ham generation. Hameration? Nevermind.

ORDER ORDER SILENCE IN THE COURT!!!! The Hamily Court is now in session, first to take to the stand is the thread recap…

Paul went off to Nottingham and took us all with him. WOW WEE THANKS PAUL. He struggled to understand that basic hygiene and skincare is indeed for both men and women. He managed to buy some lipbalm for those crusty snake lips, ready to lipsync to more songs in his bedroom.
For some god forsaken reason, 3 people recognised him and everyone in Nottingham was confused
Paul then went for his hot choccy where a few people wrote in the comments that 5 people were looking for him, and suddenly his phone went flat??? What fantastic timing???
Paul sobbed and farted all the way to the train station
Paul smugly went on live saying that a security guard dropped to their knees and sucked him off in the middle of Costa apologising profusely saying that someone rang the Vicky Centre in Nottingham about him filming… aye great, thanks whoever did that
Later that evening, we were treated to an epilepsy inducing disco light singalong where Paul reminisced about old girlfriends, while those old girlfriends rang the police for witness protection
Paul decided that after being recognised by 3 people, he ought to try out for his target audience; that’s cbeebies bedtime stories, and read Harry Potter. No one knows why, let’s ignore it lads and it might not happen again.
suddenly the world of tiktok realise that the Hamily are indeed right, and a LOT of videos appear about Paul and calling him out on his actions. Some in the form of parodies, some in the form of video essays and some in the form of rants. All were glorious.
Paul taught the world about love languages, you know that thing that’s been around since 1997 and is quite well known if you have been in a relationship with someone who isn’t 20 years younger than you.
Paul went private on tiktok and was only going to do IG lives
Then he went public again
…. No wait private again
… Public? Fuck it
Paul opened Tiktok again as someone fell out their mobility scooter and 5 people didn’t get out their phones and film it, including himself. Paul seems shocked by human decency, but personally I think he’s shocked by the world not revolving around him
videos of Paul appeared on Twitter doing sign language on comic relief, and if one thing could stop War World 3, I think it could be these videos. Well done whoever did it.
SnapshotEye, the parody account, went live and was joined by a middle aged Mum (not Tina) and David McClean. It was wonderful and weirdly more entertaining than anything Paul has ever done, despite it being a compilation of Paul’s cringest moments
Paul has slowly been teasing the world about his job, as if we care. He states he has a DBS and works 13hr shifts, which leaves one thing which is Healthcare. He confirmed it was indeed Healthcare on Sunday, after he became the second person in the world to complete a nightshift after Nanabea.
He then revealed he quit his job to travel. Travel to Nottingham, Sleaford, Grantham and Lincoln. Excellent. Let’s hope those 5 blokes don’t find you again.
Paul used his pocket money to buy himself 100k followers, when he ought to be using it for his court case

And last but not least…
TurboTina is still being ignored by Paul. Like Paul’s noncing, some things never change.

As I know that Piggies are the smartest animals, but sometimes we need polite reminders;
Do not try and suss out who are Tattlers in the lives. This is against Tattle rules and no one likes a Snitch.
Do not reveal who you are, or that you have been blocked. Once again, this is Tattle’s rules. Paul and Tina both lurk on here, and report back to Paul. You all claim to miss a certain OG; they were doxxed this way by accident yet you still brag on here about being blocked. Don’t let it happen to you.
Stop mentioning where the OGs have gone.

The Choppers are refuelled, strap in tight!

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I've got a merch idea for you, Paul.



They only come in size 12.

It’s a Sunday morning. You wake up on a single flat pillow on a sheetless bed, there is a blue striped duvet cover but it smells like it hasnt been washed since the heatwave. You can smell food. You look at the floor and there’s a bowl of week old leftover crusted carbonawa. Something is digging you in the back. You roll over, it’s Pool. “Hi x”, he tucks a loose strand of hair behind your ear, smiles his toothy grin whilst poking his tongue out to the side, “last night was amazing babs, do you fancy a dwink?”

He leans over his bedside and pulls out a 2 litre bottle of lilt which he swigs out of. There are white bits around his mouth and you see a remnant get stuck to the lip of the bottle. He gets up and says “Alexa, play George Ezwa”, he is fiddling with something, pressing buttons. Suddenly a disco light lights up the room in dancing colours. Paul leans his phone against a tin of chili con carne, opens Tiktok and starts to record himself boogying away. There is a knock at the door, it’s his dad “Paul, the police are here”.

To be continued….

imagine him going down there, spreading your legs, peaking his head through and saying, 'hi'

This thread has taken a dark turn since last night and has triggered so many of us. Here are some organisations to call if you feel you need to talk, Grace these are for you too. You won't be judged, ridiculed or victim blamed for the situation you have found yourself in, and if you have been reading you will see just how many of us, not just Women have had the same experience. Even just dialling the number and hanging up if you feel overwhelmed is the first step in taking back control. You are not wasting anyones time either, they want to help stop men like Paul from commiting these crimes and stop others going through the same experiences

Every girls dream x

Thread Suggestion: what do Beauty Beyond The Eye and Margaret Thatcher have in common? They both like screwing miners

Thumbs up if you couldn’t give a shit about this Emily girl

#44 Sophie’s feet pic sent him into a rage. Paul, talk to someone your own fkn age

She was so young man you have to be so sick in the head to be pushing 30 and be attracted to a minor it literally breaks my heart

Emo paul at the ready

Harold Shipman worked in healthcare just throwing that out there

Paul on his latest geocaching adventure

Our Sophie FINALLY put down the velvetiser, got the kettle on and POURED THE HOT TEA. It was so hot that us tattlers burnt our tongues with excitement. Sophie had over 2k viewers in her live, including Paul. Granted a majority of the comments were about rimming Paul, but still! Tattlers ran around in circles screaming in excitement, reporting back to the unfortunate ones who promised their other halves that we would spend time with them rather than laughing at Paul. We all regret this decision massively, myself included.

Here was little old me, thinking that the 10 days that Paul got Covid was a national holiday. The Jew in me was ecstatic that Hanukkah was being celebrated again. BUT NO IT WAS A CHRISTMAS DAY MORNING BONANZA!!! Massive hugz to @Bobjob98 who updated the wiki, which is helping me in this post!

Sophie revealed everything for us piggie wiggies. They say Pigs are the smartest animal, and that’s why Tattlers are always right! We predicted that Paul gave up his flat with the intention of moving in with Sophie, and we were right.
Sophie confirmed that Paul came to stay in her house in Nottingham and “brought everything but the kitchen sink” including his passport and birth certificate. Shame he didn’t bring his dignity and his anti flake medication, but we can’t have it all.
Sophie said that Paul told her he was “famous on Tiktok”. I’m not even going to make a witty remark here, because sometimes the jokes really write themselves don’t they?
Paul is so famous that when he is recognised in public, he will do this little dance with his feet. All of the country cringed. I picture this dance like a hammy penguin.
While Paul is at Sophie’s, he begins clearing out her cupboards and trots off to Tesco to buy cleaning supplies. Sophie is offended by this as like she states, she has a 3 year old and 3 year old are messy. She can’t tidy all the time. Paul also throws away letters of Sophies. ALARM BELLS
Sophie tells Paul the obvious, which is that he spends way too much time on an app made for teens. Paul acts like a teen, goes to bed and becomes his true Piggy self… a pig in a blanket. He hides in the duvet for the rest of the night. So i guess when he says he puts himself in the feral position when he’s confronted, he really isn’t lying.
Paul doesn’t get a job while he’s in Nottingham and doesn’t contribute to the food shop or the running of the house.
Sophie is sleeping on the sofa, while Paul IS SLEEPING IN HER BED.
The final snap of the crackling happens; Paul leaves an empty yogurt pot on the sofa. Sophie is FEWMIN and says he’s got to go, thus resulting in the infamous TRAVEL LODGE TIKTOKS
The “relationship” ends, Sophie drives to Lincoln to drop off his stuff and Christmas presents and gives him a hug.
Sophie states Paul sent her horrible voicenotes, but we haven’t heard them. I’d like to say we will never hear them, but I was in denial that Sophie would ever put the kettle on, but here we are!
THEEEEENNNNNNNNNN Sharene spoils us. Sharene gets us the christmas present that we have been asking for. LEANNE IS GOING TO JOIN THE LIVE!!!!!!!
Leanne gets over 1000 followers within minutes, so her and Sophie have a chat. However, like all big presents on Christmas Day, it was shit. Leanne stated that despite Paul being creepy, she didn’t understand why talking to him was inappropriate. Sigh, we can’t have it all can we? We were spoilt.

HANG ON MY HAMMIES, LET CHECK OUR PIGGYPAUL STOCKINGS… THERES MORE!

Paul didn’t dunk his undercooked chipotla; him and sophie didn’t have sex (but did she rim him though?)
He never paid her petrol money, because he’s a dick
Paul would often record Sophie without permission, and she would ask him not to post her. x infinity
He is living with his Dad
Paul is not allowed to mention his son on social media, under no circumstances
He cuts the holes in his jumper on purpose, like an emo

Are you stuffed yet??? Open wide!!!!

Paul then goes live. The room is dark. It is empty. He isn’t saying anything. Turbo Tina is ON THE COMMENTS, as are all the Middle Aged huns.
Paul then reads some slam poetry on a tiktok videos saying that he knows he’s being slagged off, but we did Sophie give a hug? WHY THE HUG SOPHIE???
Paul uploads a tiktok this morning which is online for like 3 minutes in which he smiles like an ugly baby and implies that him and Sophie did share a bed. I doubt she would share a bed with you mate, and all your flakes.
Paul then goes on IG live to his staggering 18 viewers (that’s 1 Tina, 17 of us) states he’s had loads of messages to spill the beans. He swears a bit, so I guess the “happy smiley Paul” has been forgotten. But we never forget Paul, ever. Remember that.

and breathe…!

Smurfgirl said:

🪑 All hail @nurseren

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I take this job very seriously

Bobbiewilson said:

He’s losing his hair I can’t wait for bald Paul era

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This is what Sophie's going to be waking up next to when his little onion sprout of hair finally gives up and leaves.

Is this the beginning of Paul’s era?

The caption on this has finished me off